[ARCHIVED THREAD] - corvette vs corvette (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/28/2011 12:42:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: Story is one of them was 23 and called his mommy to come and take him to the hospital.A couple of balding 50-year-old assclowns acting like mullet-haired 15-year-old assclowns. Yes, I'm only assuming that the drivers are fat, bald 50 year old guys. But the odds are in my favor... |
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Dumbshits - the both of them. The guy in the C5 shouldn't have turned off his active handling. Can't help but laugh when average retards turn that off. It's like anyone that buys a sports car suddenly thinks they are Michael Schumacher and can drive the car like a pro. They don't realize that the reason the car has those features is because of retards like them. |
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A couple of balding 50-year-old assclowns acting like mullet-haired 15-year-old assclowns. Yes, I'm only assuming that the drivers are fat, bald 50 year old guys. But the odds are in my favor... Not really. C5's and older C6's are cheap enough now that most I see are driven by mid-20's to mid 30 year olds. |
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Dumbshits - the both of them. The guy in the C5 shouldn't have turned off his active handling. Can't help but laugh when average retards turn that off. It's like anyone that buys a sports car suddenly thinks they are Michael Schumacher and can drive the car like a pro. They don't realize that the reason the car has those features is because of retards like them. My first Camaro with an LS1 I bought with skip shift disabled and ASR (Traction Control) was broken (always off). Boy, driving in the rain was a blast. 
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Dumbshits - the both of them. The guy in the C5 shouldn't have turned off his active handling. Can't help but laugh when average retards turn that off. It's like anyone that buys a sports car suddenly thinks they are Michael Schumacher and can drive the car like a pro. They don't realize that the reason the car has those features is because of retards like them. My first Camaro with an LS1 I bought with skip shift disabled and ASR (Traction Control) was broken (always off). Boy, driving in the rain was a blast. I learned to respect my old 2000 C5 about a month after I got it. Drove it to work, had to drive it home in some heavy rain. Pulling out onto the road, not even giving it much gas the damn thing started going sideways on me. The damn traction control was ON too..haha Thankfully I knew how to keep it on the road, unlike the badass in the video here. |
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Quoted: NO.A couple of balding 50-year-old assclowns acting like mullet-haired 15-year-old assclowns. Yes, I'm only assuming that the drivers are fat, bald 50 year old guys. But the odds are in my favor... Corvettes driven by 50 year olds drive them like Toyota Priuses.  |
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Quoted: And both license plates are clearly visible, so everybody will know who they are. A different new story yesterday says warrants have been issued for both of them. http://jalopnik.com/5862801/warrants-issued-for-thanksgiving-corvette-drag-racers?autoplay |
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Quoted: Quoted: And both license plates are clearly visible, so everybody will know who they are. A different new story yesterday says warrants have been issued for both of them. http://jalopnik.com/5862801/warrants-issued-for-thanksgiving-corvette-drag-racers?autoplay Good. There was a couple of bicycles, and a guy jogging with his baby and these Ass Hats decide it is a good place to drag race. What a couple of fuck tards. |
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A couple of balding 50-year-old assclowns acting like mullet-haired 15-year-old assclowns. Yes, I'm only assuming that the drivers are fat, bald 50 year old guys. But the odds are in my favor... Since that is about the only type you seeing driving Corvettes, you have an excellent chance of being right. 
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Quoted: If that is the case, he better turn himself in to the police. I would beat his ass!!!Quoted: Since that is about the only type you seeing driving Corvettes, you have an excellent chance of being right. I see the news article says one guy is only 23. Might have to go out on a limb and say it was his 50 year old dad's car  |
| Attention deficit disorder of the C5 driver...Autohandling on or not, He must have been drunk. He oversteered into a slight curve, then overcorrected back toward the right curb, then overcorrected back into the curve and shot left into the C6. Reaction times seem to be zilch = drunk or medicated. Who comes back out onto the road out of the bushes in the median...C5 or C6? |
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LOLZ surprised they didnt have the chrome tailight thingee's. Note my user name, that being said. I never associated with Vette drivers. Once in a while a few of us would be like WOW you are under 30 er I mean 50 and own a Vette, when we would see each other. Next car will be a CTS-V, or AMG or Prosche.
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And both license plates are clearly visible, so everybody will know who they are. A different new story yesterday says warrants have been issued for both of them. http://jalopnik.com/5862801/warrants-issued-for-thanksgiving-corvette-drag-racers?autoplay Good. There was a couple of bicycles, and a guy jogging with his baby and these Ass Hats decide it is a good place to drag race. What a couple of fuck tards. Sounds like the right kind of place to me. |
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I know what this thread needs...... moar PORSCHE! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Like this, Corvette Bitches!!!! 
And this! 
Now open your mouths! 
Say MY NAME! 
I know you like it! 
Who's your Daddy? 
If you were my Corvette, I'd spank the shit out of you! 
Now you're being good... 
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