Posted: 11/19/2011 6:42:31 PM EDT
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so, this very good friend of mine tells me he met this new "girl" and they talked, etc and he was kinda getting excited about hanging out with her some...well he later finds out she's a tranny and is completely baffled...
then...over the last couple of days he has told me repeatedly that "Titanic" is coming out on 3D... you guys got any advice on how I should approach this situation? 
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so, this very good friend of mine tells me he met this new "girl" and they talked, etc and he was kinda getting excited about hanging out with her some...well he later finds out she's a tranny and is completely baffled... then...over the last couple of days he has told me repeatedly that "Titanic" is coming out on 3D... you guys got any advice on how I should approach this situation?  GD never ceases to amaze.
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so, this very good friend of mine tells me he met this new "girl" and they talked, etc and he was kinda getting excited about hanging out with her some...well he later finds out she's a tranny and is completely baffled... then...over the last couple of days he has told me repeatedly that "Titanic" is coming out on 3D... you guys got any advice on how I should approach this situation? Tell him to draw hir like he draws his French girls. |
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Many years ago, when I was stationed at Ft. Bragg, I went to Myrtle Beach for the weekend with some buddies. One of my buddies got a little drunk, and as we were walking from one bar to another, two girls in a car ask us if we need a ride. The girl on the passenger side was good looking, and that is where the normal part of the story ends. As I am walking around the back of the car to get into the back seat on the drivers side, I notice a couple of Marine Corp stickers. That isn't all that uncommon though, maybe one of them has a brother in the USMC, hell, maybe one of them was in the USMC. As soon as I got into the backseat, the first thing I saw was the Adams Apple of the girl driving, and notice that the hand on the steering wheel is huge. I knew it was a dude before I even got the door closed. We rode for a few minutes, and my buddy was getting way into the girl driving.
Traffic was barely moving, so I started trying to come up with an excuse to get us out of that car without making a scene. My buddy obviously wasn't catching on. Finally I pointed at a random hotel and said that my car was in the parking lot, and we needed to get something out of it, and of course my buddy was able to remember that wasn't where we parked. I assured him that another buddy had needed to drive it earlier, and had moved it to that lot. So we get out of the car, and I start telling him that the chick driving wasn't a chick, and he refused to believe me. I split, he went back and caught up with them. I saw them about ten minutes later, and the good looking girl was in the back, and my buddy was in the front, swapping spit with a dude. Yes, I took pictures, no I don't have them anymore, but believe me, she was a dude, and it was pretty obvious. Sometime later they went back to the girls room, and guess what, they started getting hot and heavy, and she had a dick. The hotel they were staying at was right next to ours, and he came running in screaming and yelling. He was mad as hell that we let him go off with a tranny. He never went back to the beach again. |
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pics of said tranny... (these aren't the pics you're looking for) he is trying to crawfish now and I think it is fucking hilarious Dude, he's bitching about that? I've seen WAY worse. As I have learned from GD, it's only gay if the balls touch. No balls touching... no gay, bang away. |
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pics of said tranny... LINK DELETED PER OP REQUEST he is trying to crawfish now and I think it is fucking hilarious Dude, he's bitching about that? I've seen WAY worse. As I have learned from GD, it's only gay if the balls touch. No balls touching... no gay, bang away. Yep. What ya got right there is only about a four beer tranny. |
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Many years ago, when I was stationed at Ft. Bragg, I went to Myrtle Beach for the weekend with some buddies. One of my buddies got a little drunk, and as we were walking from one bar to another, two girls in a car ask us if we need a ride. The girl on the passenger side was good looking, and that is where the normal part of the story ends. |
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pics of said tranny... pics redacted by OP request he is trying to crawfish now and I think it is fucking hilarious Dude, he's bitching about that? I've seen WAY worse. As I have learned from GD, it's only gay if the balls touch. No balls touching... no gay, bang away. No kidding, totally passable. Guys pay extra for that so he's getting a good deal too. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Many years ago, when I was stationed at Ft. Bragg, I went to Myrtle Beach for the weekend with some buddies. One of my buddies got a little drunk, and as we were walking from one bar to another, two girls in a car ask us if we need a ride. The girl on the passenger side was good looking, and that is where the normal part of the story ends. |
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so, this very good friend of mine tells me he met this new "girl" and they talked, etc and he was kinda getting excited about hanging out with her some...well he later finds out she's a tranny and is completely baffled... then...over the last couple of days he has told me repeatedly that "Titanic" is coming out on 3D... you guys got any advice on how I should approach this situation? You caught the gay |
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so, this very good friend of mine tells me he met this new "girl" and they talked, etc and he was kinda getting excited about hanging out with her some...well he later finds out she's a tranny and is completely baffled... then...over the last couple of days he has told me repeatedly that "Titanic" is coming out on 3D... you guys got any advice on how I should approach this situation? You caught the gay i havent' caught shi...errr...wait, that might not be the best analogy in a thread about chicks with dicks and the potential for fudge packin... |
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He never went back to the beach again. Not with you..... Well, you never know. A couple years later he ended up marrying a woman who can best be described as Shrek's first cousin, and I don't mean that in a good way. She was probably 5'5" or so, across, and about 5'2" high, weighed north of 300, and had a face that would scare a yeti. He was 6'4", less than 170, and ran a two mile in well under 11 minutes. |
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thanks to the guys who deleted the links to the pics... i linked him to the thread and he got spooked that some one would find "her" on POF and link the thread or something and he didn't wanna be mean (further evidence he is "sensitive") Never had a friend in that situation but if I did I think I would probably consider him gay after talking about fucking a tranny. I could care less about what people do in the privacy of their own home so outside of some random hazing and shit talking I wouldn't bother him about it, in the back of my mind it would still be weird as hell though. |
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Quoted: so, this very good friend of mine tells me he met this new "girl" and they talked, etc and he was kinda getting excited about hanging out with her some...well he later finds out she's a tranny and is completely baffled... then...over the last couple of days he has told me repeatedly that "Titanic" is coming out on 3D... you guys got any advice on how I should approach this situation? Is that some sort of euphemism for something gross? |