Posted: 11/10/2011 12:12:06 PM EDT
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And puncutation... "Let's eat grandma!" vs "Let's eat, grandma!" ... or.... Fucking A', man. Fucking a man. http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/typsep1.png 
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Reminds me of one night about two years ago,
Got up at 3-4 am to take a piss. Did what had to be done and while washing up I was thirsty. Grabbed a big ass bottle of the wife's 30% H202 and took a big ass swig. WoW, that tastes like boiling cat piss..... May have been an Ambian night, no walruses were seen or at least remembered. |
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Reminds me of one night about two years ago, Got up at 3-4 am to take a piss. Did what had to be done and while washing up I was thirsty. Grabbed a big ass bottle of the wife's 30% H202 and took a big ass swig. WoW, that tastes like boiling cat piss..... May have been an Ambian night, no walruses were seen or at least remembered. I did something similar when i was a teenager. was cleaning something with peroxide at my desk at home, grabbed what i thought was my bottle of mountain dew, drank it without looking. "My soda shouldnt be this warm.... BLAHghbalghghgh" My mother thought I had rabies. Hilarity ensued. |
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Reminds me of one night about two years ago, Got up at 3-4 am to take a piss. Did what had to be done and while washing up I was thirsty. Grabbed a big ass bottle of the wife's 30% H202 and took a big ass swig. WoW, that tastes like boiling cat piss..... May have been an Ambian night, no walruses were seen or at least remembered. I did something similar when i was a teenager. was cleaning something with peroxide at my desk at home, grabbed what i thought was my bottle of mountain dew, drank it without looking. "My soda shouldnt be this warm.... BLAHghbalghghgh" My mother thought I had rabies. Hilarity ensued. Wish it was funny... 30% has the shitty side effect of numbing your taste and smell for about a week.. And it looked like... man-goo. 
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This was my Facebook profile picture for a while. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/314714_1502497321066_1193190512_31344408_5548478_n.jpg 
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Mines not funny, but I agree! IMPRECISE speech is a MAJOR pet peeve of mine. My wife is the biggest perpetrator, as well.
Whenever we go to a restaurant with another couple my wife will say, "We're on one bill." and wag her finger indicating her and I.... while the waitress is looking at her notepad, and thus missing the visual clarification..  Then, sure enough, everybody's tab comes on one jumbled bill.
I mean, how fucking hard is it to say, "HE and I are on one bill."  
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This was my Facebook profile picture for a while. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/314714_1502497321066_1193190512_31344408_5548478_n.jpg like! |