Posted: 10/23/2011 11:49:26 PM EDT
GF likes to take me to scary movies. Last one was The Thing. Next one is Paranormal Encounters 3. The movies themselves are fine, but I'm PARANOID AS FUCK for a few days afterward. It's worth it in the end since I get pie. How do I deal with the paranoia without shooting something that isn't there 
Shiny side out: 
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I suggest you deal with your paranoia by getting together with your friends and researching pranks. Use that research to help you figure out the best way possible to scare the shit out of your girlfriend. I'm talking some kind of two month long, things that go bump in the night, objects moved, weird lights, crying sounds, creepiest shit ever.
Make sure you record the results with hidden cameras for the sake of youtube as well as, of course, myself. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Congrats on getting your first girlfriend. Did not mean the title like that  What's the website to that one little electronic gizmo that you hide somewhere and it makes scratching noises every so often Ah, I understand..."girlfriend" gotchya. Just make sure you keep her chained up at night. That's when they escape. BTDT.  |
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Congrats on getting your first girlfriend. And if you don't stop being a wuss, she won't be for long. Seriously... a. It's a MOVIE, it isn't real...there are no zombies, giant alligators, vampires, etc. b. Think about those who suit up and then go looking for the guys with AKs and RPGs or worse, an IED buried in the road. Now that shit is real. |
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Lol, I haven't been to GD in a good while, but this thread was worth it.
My wife likes that scary shit too. I ask here what the movie is about and if it has "paranormal" or "ghosts" in it, I'm out. I tell her "Fuck that, I don't like to be scared by anything I can't shoot."
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This IS a serious question. I'm finding myself looking behind me, scanning each room/ceiling/walls as I'm walking through my house. That is called situational awareness. If it takes scary fiction to keep you " on point" then, just keep watching. I don't see a problem here either. Being aware of your surroundings even in your own house is a good thing. Very good thing. |
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It is all in your head. Remember, it took the movie to make you that way.
I have been to movies and read books that have made me wake up screaming in the middle of the night. For my part I think it is cool as hell but disturbing. It's just a dream. It's just a dream. It's just a dream. |
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You know we have an Asian BOTD thread, don't you? Is someone going to buy me a membership jut to see that? Lol If you can afford a movie, you can afford a membership. Membership =/ pie And to clarify: My first thread about a GF, not the first GF
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