Posted: 6/13/2002 11:43:13 PM EDT
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Ummm... ::flips hair back:: Bachelor Number 1, I want you to try to seduce me. What is your best line with the ladies? Bachelor Number 2, we're out on our very first date ::tee hee:: and you're so distracted by the riveting conversation that you hit and kill a pedestrian. How would we spend the rest of the date and how would we dispose of the body? So, like, I'm at the annual Victoria Secret bra and panty sale and it's literally a mad house. Bachelor Number 3, how would you ensure my safety AND that I get the best deals? |
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Well MM, if I were bach #3, and we were at a VS in Cali, I would whip out the Lorcen .32and tell everybody "If you don't want me to shoot through 3 cops WITH vests, and through 28 walls, she gets everything for free!!" That should do it!! Every one would cower in fear and void their bladders of the soy shakes they drink!! And you gould get all the bras and panties you want for free!! |
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[b]If I was Bachelor #1[/b] - I have a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, here let me show you.....(cough, slowly blacking out, Waverunner taps out) [b]If I was Bachelor #2[/b] - "Body, what body? that was a speedbump baby! Sorry I was distracted, tell me more about intersecting fields of fire and the many uses of Hoppe's #9 again..." [b]If I was Bachelor #3[/b] - After pulling the fire alarm(of course there is no actual fire) I would utilize the lights and sirens on my golf-cart and instruct people to vacate the premisis immediately. Once everyone leaves, we'd have all of Victoria's Secret all to ouselves..."[}:D] ("Woo Hoo" roars from the audience) |
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Quoted: [b]If I was Bachelor #1[/b] - I have a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, here let me show you.....(cough, slowly blacking out, Waverunner taps out) [b]If I was Bachelor #2[/b] - "Body, what body? that was a speedbump baby! Sorry I was distracted, tell me more about intersecting fields of fire and the many uses of Hoppe's #9 again..." [b]If I was Bachelor #3[/b] - After pulling the fire alarm(of course there is no actual fire) I would utilize the lights and sirens on my golf-cart and instruct people to vacate the premisis immediately. Once everyone leaves, we'd have all of Victoria's Secret all to ouselves..."[}:D] ("Woo Hoo" roars from the audience) |
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[b]If I was Bachelor #1[/b] I would say " would you be interested in living a life of luxury and deceit?" [b]If I was Bachelor #2[/b] I would toss the corpse in the back of my 4x4 and we would proceed to my place where I keep a heavy duty wood chipper [red] for just such an emergency[/red]. then dump the slurry in the drainage ditch [red]coincidentally located at my place too[/red]. I would then proceed to spend any money that was on the corpses on you my dear. [b] If I was Bachelor #3 [/b] I would pull my sawed off gold plated high point "pimp stick" out from my tommy hillfiger designer undies, that are in plane sight due to the fact that my pants are almost pulled down to my knees. I would thus shoot gansta style into the ceiling quickly evacuating the store allowing you to shop to your hearts content. |
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[img]http://www.petenelson.com/Photos/Misc/Mall%20Ninja/ar15_dating_game.jpg[/img] Miss_Magnum: Ummm... ::flips hair back:: Bachelor Number 1, I want you to try to seduce me. What is your best line with the ladies? NSFJojo[red] "Can I do bad things to you? I promise I'll never tell anyone." [/red] Bachelor Number 2, we're out on our very first date ::tee hee:: and you're so distracted by the riveting conversation that you hit and kill a pedestrian. How would we spend the rest of the date and how would we dispose of the body? Sinistral Rifleman [red]"Ummmmmm, errrrrrr, ahhhhhh can I use a lifeline with this question and call Shawn? I bet he has experience with this type of stuff".[/red] So, like, I'm at the annual Victoria Secret bra and panty sale and it's literally a mad house. Bachelor Number 3, how would you ensure my safety AND that I get the best deals? Gecko45 [red]I would start by staking out the dressing rooms......3 months before the sale. As a matter of fact, I ALREADY have surveillance cameras setup there. Then I would provide you with some Level IIIa Kevlar bra and panties with ceramic plates attached with duct-tape. You would also get an additional 10% off sale prices with my Mall Ninja discount".[/red] [/quote] |
