[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What would Arfcom do? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/20/2011 5:44:03 PM EDT
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I live in a medium sized apartment complex. It has several buildings and a couple of hundred tenants. I park my motorcycle on site and keep it secured and covered. A month or so back, I was walking to my car at night and one of the neighbors, a middle aged woman, was walking her dachshund ahead of me. She had one of those extending leash things and she stopped, stood and watched while her dog walked over to my motorcycle and pissed on it.
I yelled at her. "Could you not let your dog piss on my motorcycle?" She gave me a stupid look, said nothing, and walked away as if nothing was wrong. Tonight I went to my car to go to the store. One of the tenants has a scooter. A different neighbor, another middle aged woman, was walking her little dog. She's new here and I think the dog is a lease violation. The complex manager told me that they stopped allowing pets shortly after I moved in. We were talking about my cat one morning. She's ahead of me, the dog runs out the leash to get to the scooter, lifts a leg and hoses one. I couldn't get a word out, I was so surprised that it was happening in front of me again. In both cases, the dog owners waited and watched patiently while their animals pissed on somebody else's vehicle, as if that was the thing to do. I'm tempted to go to the landlord about it, but I'd really rather not put someone else's lease in jeopardy. Anyone got any good ideas? No, you do not want pics. Believe me. |
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Once one dog marks it, every other dog will want to mark it, too.
Your bike is now the community corkboard. The only way to get them to stop is to douse the bike with a predator's scent which will scare the dogs away. Since you own a cat, you're obviously not manly enough to count as a predator. However, since this is ARFCOM and we are charitable here, go ahead and PM me your address. I'll mail you a sample of my urine after I've consumed 24 fluid ounces of espresso. Go ahead and spray it over your bike and you'll be fine. |
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I live in a medium sized apartment complex. It has several buildings and a couple of hundred tenants. I park my motorcycle on site and keep it secured and covered. A month or so back, I was walking to my car at night and one of the neighbors, a middle aged woman, was walking her dachshund ahead of me. She had one of those extending leash things and she stopped, stood and watched while her dog walked over to my motorcycle and pissed on it. I yelled at her. "Could you not let your dog piss on my motorcycle?" She gave me a stupid look, said nothing, and walked away as if nothing was wrong. Tonight I went to my car to go to the store. One of the tenants has a scooter. A different neighbor, another middle aged woman, was walking her little dog. She's new here and I think the dog is a lease violation. The complex manager told me that they stopped allowing pets shortly after I moved in. We were talking about my cat one morning. She's ahead of me, the dog runs out the leash to get to the scooter, lifts a leg and hoses one. I couldn't get a word out, I was so surprised that it was happening in front of me again. In both cases, the dog owners waited and watched patiently while their animals pissed on somebody else's vehicle, as if that was the thing to do. I'm tempted to go to the landlord about it, but I'd really rather not put someone else's lease in jeopardy. Anyone got any good ideas? No, you do not want pics. Believe me. Switch brands? 
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In both cases, the dog owners waited and watched patiently while their animals pissed on somebody else's vehicle, as if that was the thing to do. I'm tempted to go to the landlord about it, but I'd really rather not put someone else's lease in jeopardy. No flame at all, but why even agonize over this if you're not willing to do anything serious about it? |
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Once one dog marks it, every other dog will want to mark it, too. Your bike is now the community corkboard. The only way to get them to stop is to douse the bike with a predator's scent which will scare the dogs away. Since you own a cat, you're obviously not manly enough to count as a predator. However, since this is ARFCOM and we are charitable here, go ahead and PM me your address. I'll mail you a sample of my urine after I've consumed 24 fluid ounces of espresso. Go ahead and spray it over your bike and you'll be fine. That is funny shit. |
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Either rent a room from someone that owns a house (and use space in their garage to store your bike) or rent a garage at your apartment complex.
I live in an apartment. I have motorcycles. I rent a garage. The dog repellant spray on your bike cover may help. The problem is, if you complain about these people they may vandalize your bike. |
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Fuck this pansy shit. Tell the next fucker dog owner you catch "letting" their dog piss on your wheel that you like dogs. Especially that recipe you ate regularly when you where in Korea training the locals how to do canine tandoori.
Or just whip out your dick and tell the dog it's ban hammer time. 
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Fuck this pansy shit. Tell the next fucker dog owner you catch "letting" their dog piss on your wheel that you like dogs. Especially that recipe you ate regularly when you where in Korea training the locals how to do canine tandoori. Or just whip out your dick and tell the dog it's ban hammer time. There is a Chinese place right on Sample Road. Maybe if I put a couple of menus on their doors. 
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Once one dog marks it, every other dog will want to mark it, too. Your bike is now the community corkboard. The only way to get them to stop is to douse the bike with a predator's scent which will scare the dogs away. Since you own a cat, you're obviously not manly enough to count as a predator. However, since this is ARFCOM and we are charitable here, go ahead and PM me your address. I'll mail you a sample of my urine after I've consumed 24 fluid ounces of espresso. Go ahead and spray it over your bike and you'll be fine. That is funny shit. What's funnier is that the OP actually sent me his address. 
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Once one dog marks it, every other dog will want to mark it, too. Your bike is now the community corkboard. The only way to get them to stop is to douse the bike with a predator's scent which will scare the dogs away. Since you own a cat, you're obviously not manly enough to count as a predator. However, since this is ARFCOM and we are charitable here, go ahead and PM me your address. I'll mail you a sample of my urine after I've consumed 24 fluid ounces of espresso. Go ahead and spray it over your bike and you'll be fine. That is funny shit. What's funnier is that the OP actually sent me his address. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/155/unledinh.png hide yo dawg |
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find where their car is.... take a nice juicy cat turd... and shove it up under the drivers side door handle.
I did something similar when a car full of fuckwads honked at me, and shouted some stupid shit out their window, as my gf and I we were walking her 14 year old lab (whos back legs didn't work too well) because we took too long to cross the road. i watched them park... waited for them to leave then walked up and took that doggie bag full of shit and jammed a nice fat log under the two front door handles.
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Middle Aged women with dogs seem to think they can do whatever the fuck they want, about a year ago I had just pulled into my Parents house driveway and as I was getting out of my car I saw a neighbor of theirs from 4 houses over walking her little POS mutt, bitch walked right past me and let the fucker shit and piss all over my parents mailbox then start to walk off, I did not keep my cool.... |
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What's funnier is that the OP actually sent me his address. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/155/unledinh.png HAHAHAAHAHAHA! |
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Piss in a "big gulp" cup, and spill it on their car. Driver's side door of course. I remember as a kid, I was talking with one of my friends about what we might do if we had access to massive quantities of urine. No real direction to the conversation, but it became obvious that unless you were going to go around and solicit donors you were going to have to save your piss for a long time. We wondered how much piss you make in a week, and my buddy decided to test it. You know the old 2-liter soda bottles? The ones that had the plastic reinforcing cup on the bottom that you'd take off, fill with cement, and make crab trap anchors out of? He filled up like two of those fuckers. We emptied it into the tank of his mom's toilet, so that when she flushed, there would still be pee in the toilet.
The problem was that week-old piss reeks like a motherfucker. 
His mom was not happy. |