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10/16/2011 4:16:13 PM EDT
In honor, or lack thereof, This Thread, I'm bringing back a Question I asked a few Years ago:






Why aren't you an Internationally Famous Porn Star

 
10/16/2011 4:24:42 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm closer to a plantain then a banana.
10/16/2011 4:27:54 PM EDT
[#2]
I never invested in the right equipment.
10/16/2011 4:29:19 PM EDT
[#3]
"Over fed, long haired ,leaping gnome..........describes me pretty well!!
10/16/2011 4:30:49 PM EDT
[#4]
I have a little dick, it's pathetic.
10/16/2011 4:34:33 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd rather not catch the HIV
10/16/2011 4:35:09 PM EDT
[#6]
One pump chump
10/16/2011 4:36:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Because I have morals


























....and a small wiener
10/16/2011 4:37:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Stagefright

10/16/2011 4:37:08 PM EDT
[#9]
It takes me longer to put on the damn raincoat, than...uh.....than what the "storm " lasts.

-PC-
10/16/2011 4:37:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Can't find rubbers big enough.



DP
10/16/2011 4:38:23 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


In honor, or lack thereof, This Thread, I'm bringing back a Question I asked a few Years ago:



Why aren't you an Internationally Famous Porn Star
 


Do you now what it takes to be a male porn star?



 
10/16/2011 4:39:57 PM EDT
[#12]
I live in Oklahoma, do you wanna see two Indians fucking on an oil slick in a tornado?



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10/16/2011 4:41:26 PM EDT
[#13]
I know some brazilian porn actresses
10/16/2011 4:42:01 PM EDT
[#14]
who say's i'm not
10/16/2011 4:42:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Shitty pay.
10/16/2011 4:46:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Didn't like working weekends.
10/16/2011 4:48:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Can't fuck with an audience, let alone 3rd party direction.
10/16/2011 4:52:16 PM EDT
[#18]

Louis Theroux did a fun little documentary on being a porn star...


10/16/2011 4:53:05 PM EDT
[#19]
i don't have an 8" long dick
10/16/2011 4:54:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
I know some brazilian porn actresses


Prove it

10/16/2011 4:54:25 PM EDT
[#21]
I have (some) dignity.
10/16/2011 4:57:02 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I know some brazilian porn actresses




Prove it



x2



Pics needed.





 
10/16/2011 4:58:41 PM EDT
[#23]
all the good names were already taken.
10/16/2011 4:58:59 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I live in Oklahoma, do you wanna see two Indians fucking on an oil slick in a tornado?



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Yes
10/16/2011 5:02:13 PM EDT
[#25]
Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.
10/16/2011 5:02:40 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I live in Oklahoma, do you wanna see two Indians fucking on an oil slick in a tornado?







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Yes


Oh.  Well, you're SOL.  Nader season's over and EPA won't let us dump oil on the sand no merr.



 
10/16/2011 5:03:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Never had the looks to get on camera BUT I was a stunt dick for several years.
10/16/2011 5:05:10 PM EDT
[#28]
I think that I have the "control" and stamina to do it, and people in the room has never stopped me before, but it simply isn't a good lifestyle For me.   I can make plenty with my other skills that don't require major moral and health dilemmas.

Besides, anything that you enjoy as a hobby sucks as a job.  Ask a professional chef.
10/16/2011 5:05:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Because I'm a fat, ugly bastard...with other shortcomings as well.

If there is some specialized niche for fast action walrus porn, I guess I'm the right guy-but I'm not quitting my day job.

It would have to be very specialized I'm afraid. Thank God my wife is still under the ether-or I'd be screwed

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10/16/2011 5:11:51 PM EDT
[#30]
1. My dick looks like a tuna can
2. I'm not even a minute man.
3. I'm fat as hell and very hairy
4. I would finish when the fluffer started.
5. Did I mention my dick looks like a tuna can.
10/16/2011 5:13:36 PM EDT
[#31]
IBTBE


In Before The Boobie Edit!

Might want to take the YouTube embed down.
10/16/2011 5:17:24 PM EDT
[#32]
Cuz when I was young, they didn't have panoramic lenses.
10/16/2011 5:19:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Because its the same dimensions as a Copenhagen can
10/16/2011 5:30:38 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.


You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.

There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.
10/16/2011 5:32:13 PM EDT
[#35]
1. I enjoy being healthy.  However, the thought of getting my mitts on Sasha Grey is tempting.



2. I have a friend that's an actress in the "industry".  It's enough to keep me away.
10/16/2011 5:32:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.


You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.

There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.


Wat?
10/16/2011 5:32:51 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.




You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.



There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.


I don't even know what the number is for the amount it would take to get me to do any of that.

 
10/16/2011 5:33:08 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.




You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.



There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.




Wat?


Exactly.

 
10/16/2011 5:33:26 PM EDT
[#39]
I think most porn in the USA is shot in CA, and I don't want to live there. Or go there.
10/16/2011 5:34:16 PM EDT
[#40]
I don't meet the requirements for the job, I do enjoy watching it though.
10/16/2011 5:34:41 PM EDT
[#41]
because were all millionaires and date super hot babes already. why degrade our beautiful selves with those women of low morels?
10/16/2011 5:35:03 PM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.




You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.



There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.


That was the gayest shit I've heard in a while.





 
10/16/2011 5:37:59 PM EDT
[#43]
I am an internationally famous porn star.
10/16/2011 5:39:09 PM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.




You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.



There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.


That was the gayest shit I've heard in a while.



 


No, it's not.  If you need the money, but you're unwilling to do it, welcome to being a fucking bum.



Bum.



 
10/16/2011 5:39:57 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.


You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.

There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.

That was the gayest shit I've heard in a while.

 

No, it's not.  If you need the money, but you're unwilling to do it, welcome to being a fucking bum.

Bum.
 


I would rather be a bum.
10/16/2011 5:40:09 PM EDT
[#46]
Because I don't want da aids.
10/16/2011 5:40:52 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I know some brazilian porn actresses


Prove it

I paid for it, paid cash, got the porn star experience...But its not like like "Janey" Mayara Rodrigues or Vivian Mello give receipts for service

10/16/2011 5:41:26 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.


You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.

There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.

I don't even know what the number is for the amount it would take to get me to do any of that.  


I'll bet there is one, though.
10/16/2011 5:42:40 PM EDT
[#49]
They only do auditions for young girls around here.
10/16/2011 5:43:15 PM EDT
[#50]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

Because I'm not queer and surprise surprise with the over abundance of guys willing to do heterosexual porn it doesn't pay that well.




You don't have to be queer to get paid for sucking a dick, taking one in your ass or fuckin' a guy.



There's a big difference between being sexually attracted to someone and fucking/sucking them for money.


That was the gayest shit I've heard in a while.



 


No, it's not.  If you need the money, but you're unwilling to do it, welcome to being a fucking bum.



Bum.

 




I would rather be a bum.


Being a bum sounds a lot better than having a dick up your ass, but I do realize this apparently isn't the general opinion in the thread..





 
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