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10/14/2011 3:11:59 AM EDT
10/14/2011 3:18:50 AM EDT
[#1]
So, you two are the finalist for fuck your Captian Friday hmmmmmmmm.


And, as your commanding officer, I ask this question.......

Why not get both ?
10/14/2011 3:22:56 AM EDT
[#2]
"Everyone who'd rather be fucking Shatner right now, please stare blankly"
10/14/2011 3:24:14 AM EDT
[#3]
My wig is giving me a headache.
10/14/2011 3:24:29 AM EDT
[#4]
Anal or nubian....tough call.
10/14/2011 3:26:23 AM EDT
[#5]
"As God as my witness, I didn't know he was a queer..."
10/14/2011 3:27:03 AM EDT
[#6]
I once pulled more tail than a nine-tailed cat, and here I am, stuck on board a tin-can with a sweaty gay guy and an aging black woman. What the FUCK happened?
10/14/2011 3:31:08 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Anal or nubian....tough call.


 If you could do that in Zap Brannigan's voice, it would be even better!
10/14/2011 3:34:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I once pulled more tail than a nine-tailed cat, and here I am, stuck on board a tin-can with a sweaty gay guy and an aging black woman. What the FUCK happened?




I prefer pulled down more ass than a toilet seat,

but thats not the issue, you owe me a monitor, and my nose burns.
10/14/2011 3:38:10 AM EDT
[#9]
Those two assholes are still right behind me aren't they?
10/14/2011 3:39:44 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I once pulled more tail than a nine-tailed cat, and here I am, stuck on board a tin-can with a sweaty gay guy and an aging black woman. What the FUCK happened?




I prefer pulled down more ass than a toilet seat,

but thats not the issue, you owe me a monitor, and my nose burns.


I could make it better?

Uhura is thinking: "Not looking at his ass. Not looking at his ass. Not looking at his ass."

Sulu is thinking: "Looking like I'm not looking at his ass. Sooo looking like I'm not looking at his ass."

Kirk is thinking: "They're looking at my ass again, aren't they?"
10/14/2011 3:40:39 AM EDT
[#11]
So, you want to know whether the 9mm is better than a .45? You want the truth? You, can't handle the truth!
10/14/2011 3:42:03 AM EDT
[#12]
Heeeey Macarena!!!!
10/14/2011 3:46:03 AM EDT
[#13]
<exaggerated W.S. speak> They said...... "We're.....entering Ur––––anus".......<exaggerated W.S. speak>

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10/14/2011 4:16:37 AM EDT
[#14]
That slant eyed punk thinks he is gonna get some of that chocolate before me. He can't even handle the chocolate.
10/14/2011 4:18:12 AM EDT
[#15]
"They don't like my perm wig!"