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9/22/2011 6:37:11 AM EDT
This is a text message my sister in law sent my wife.  I'm not changing any spelling or punctuation.


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9/22/2011 6:38:32 AM EDT
[#1]
Was she sleep-texting? Could this be an Ambien effect?
9/22/2011 6:38:47 AM EDT
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9/22/2011 6:39:35 AM EDT
[#3]
Wow.
9/22/2011 6:40:04 AM EDT
[#4]
Eject!!!
9/22/2011 6:40:24 AM EDT
[#5]
She is trying to say breakfast chili does in fact have beans in it.
9/22/2011 6:40:31 AM EDT
[#6]
I'm guessing SHE'S not a Mason.
9/22/2011 6:41:21 AM EDT
[#7]


Can't believe no one asked yet.............

9/22/2011 6:41:32 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
2 busty


Pics or BS.
9/22/2011 6:41:35 AM EDT
[#9]
Expected something sexual...didn't happen...disappointed.
9/22/2011 6:41:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Was she sleep-texting? Could this be an Ambien effect?


Not sure, she's a pretty heavy drinker among other things.  Either that or she was having a stroke.
9/22/2011 6:41:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.
9/22/2011 6:42:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I'm guessing SHE'S not a Mason.


NO, lol
9/22/2011 6:42:11 AM EDT
[#13]
Pics of wife and her sister?
9/22/2011 6:43:09 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.


No such thing as 2 busty.

 
9/22/2011 6:44:15 AM EDT
[#15]



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Was she sleep-texting? Could this be an Ambien effect?




Not sure, she's a pretty heavy drinker among other things.  Either that or she was having a stroke.


A true professional can drink through the stroke.

 





9/22/2011 6:45:39 AM EDT
[#16]
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I'm guessing SHE'S not a Mason.


NO, lol


I'm guessing they don't teach sarcasm at your 'meetings'?
9/22/2011 6:46:41 AM EDT
[#17]
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I'm guessing SHE'S not a Mason.


NO, lol


I'm guessing they don't teach sarcasm at your 'meetings'?


Oh trust me they do bro.  

9/22/2011 6:48:11 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

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Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.

No such thing as 2 busty.  



You would be incorrect.


http://gotsmile.net/7394/normal-huge-boobs

9/22/2011 7:14:24 AM EDT
[#19]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHpBwAxDIs
9/22/2011 7:18:42 AM EDT
[#20]



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Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.


No such thing as 2 busty.  






You would be incorrect.





http://gotsmile.net/7394/normal-huge-boobs



You have a problem with Chelsea Charms?





 
9/22/2011 7:20:53 AM EDT
[#21]
She's clearly saying .45 is better than 9mm, chili has beans, and a plane on a treadmill can't take off.
9/22/2011 7:23:33 AM EDT
[#22]
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She's clearly saying .45 is better than 9mm, chili has beans, and a plane on a treadmill can't take off.


You sir have cracked the code.

I award you 10 free internets for the day.
9/22/2011 9:22:08 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.

No such thing as 2 busty.  



You would be incorrect.


http://gotsmile.net/7394/normal-huge-boobs

You have a problem with Chelsea Charms?

 


THAT, is too busty for me.  

9/22/2011 9:30:55 AM EDT
[#24]
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This is a text message my sister in law sent my wife.  I'm not changing any spelling or punctuation.


After reading that, I was expecting something good.

I am disappoint.

9/22/2011 9:35:30 AM EDT
[#25]
Gonna need pics of both....
9/22/2011 10:19:13 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:



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Quoted:




Quoted:

Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.


No such thing as 2 busty.  






You would be incorrect.





http://gotsmile.net/7394/normal-huge-boobs



You have a problem with Chelsea Charms?



 




THAT, is too busty for me.  





Then you'd hate Zena Fulsom.

 
9/22/2011 10:21:22 AM EDT
[#27]
What babbling bullshit.
9/22/2011 11:28:54 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Pics of "2 busty" sister in law.

No such thing as 2 busty.  



You would be incorrect.


http://gotsmile.net/7394/normal-huge-boobs

You have a problem with Chelsea Charms?

 


THAT, is too busty for me.  


Then you'd hate Zena Fulsom.  







9/22/2011 11:30:38 AM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


She is trying to say breakfast chili does in fact have beans in it.


He never stated that his SIL was severely retarded.



Way to jump to conclusions, Beav.