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9/6/2011 8:11:24 PM EDT
Saw it on Fox; thought y'all would want to know.

Said her DD's made her look fat.
9/6/2011 8:12:02 PM EDT
[#1]
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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9/6/2011 8:12:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Where the fuck are the pics?
9/6/2011 8:12:56 PM EDT
[#3]
She is already fat. Her titties were her only redeeming feature.
9/6/2011 8:12:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Sorry darlin' it wasn't the rack.  Shoulda kept that, because now when you realize it's your love handles and thighs, when you lose the weight there, you're gonna be down to an A-cup instead of your natural C/D :(
9/6/2011 8:13:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Thats like slapping god in the face!

ETA: this thread needs more pics.
9/6/2011 8:13:08 PM EDT
[#6]
WTF?  I'd rather have big tits make a chick look fat than have her look like a bowling pin.  
9/6/2011 8:13:46 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm going to have to nom them first.
9/6/2011 8:13:48 PM EDT
[#8]
1st post nails it.
9/6/2011 8:14:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Her fats makes her look fat.



The 5-foot-3 singer is rapidly approaching the 150-pound mark because of her love for Mexican food, margaritas and "anything fried,” an insider told The Enquirer.




9/6/2011 8:15:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Sorry darlin' it wasn't the rack.  Shoulda kept that, because now when you realize it's your love handles and thighs, when you lose the weight there, you're gonna be down to an A-cup instead of your natural C/D :(


But, once she's lost the weight she could finally see, then it's implant time.  After that, her fun bags will always be perky.  As it stands now, in a few years her jugs will be hanging at her knees.

Think long term boys, this is the best news we could get.
9/6/2011 8:15:18 PM EDT
[#11]

That's like slapping god in the face for giving you a beautiful gift.




I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks.
9/6/2011 8:16:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Truth, a fat chick without tits is really just a really annoying fat guy.
9/6/2011 8:16:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Saw it on Fox; thought y'all would want to know.

Said her DD's made her look fat.




"No no, your face does."


9/6/2011 8:21:37 PM EDT
[#14]


It's not your milk bladders making you look fat dear.............
9/6/2011 8:22:22 PM EDT
[#15]
her fat makes her look fat
9/6/2011 8:23:25 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Truth, a fat chick without tits is really just a really annoying fat guy.


lol im using that
9/6/2011 8:31:29 PM EDT
[#17]
I would still do "fat" Jessica without a moments hesitation.  Even chubby she is still fuckable.
9/6/2011 8:35:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Ok, nowadays i get confused. Back in the day people were actually famous for shit they did.
What exactly did she do that made her a celebrity in the first place?
9/6/2011 8:39:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Ok, nowadays i get confused. Back in the day people were actually famous for shit they did.
What exactly did she do that made her a celebrity in the first place?


She is a singer and an actress...
9/6/2011 8:40:14 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


Saw it on Fox; thought y'all would want to know.



Said her DD's made her look fat.


No, it's her fat that makes her look fat.
 
9/6/2011 8:40:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
I would still do "fat" Jessica without a moments hesitation.  Even chubby she is still fuckable.


I hear her clothing line makes her worth 9 figures.....

9/6/2011 8:41:26 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Truth, a fat chick without tits is really just a really annoying fat guy.


lol im using that


thats copyright 2011 GF0313
9/6/2011 8:42:57 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


Sorry darlin' it wasn't the rack.  Shoulda kept that, because now when you realize it's your love handles and thighs, when you lose the weight there, you're gonna be down to an A-cup instead of your natural C/D :(


She's just way too dumb to realize how bad of a fuckup she's making.



I'm surprised there is nobody around to tell her, maybe she's not listening, or maybe everyone just hates her.





That link above... good grief she turned into a land whale. Wow.
 
9/6/2011 8:45:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Blasphemy.
9/6/2011 8:45:59 PM EDT
[#25]
That 5' 3" ain't helping.
Get her down to 115 lbs. and she'll be a stacked knockout again.
9/6/2011 8:46:02 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Saw it on Fox; thought y'all would want to know.

Said her DD's made her look fat.


Geeze, I hope she's getting a twofer...to keep the Force in balance.
9/6/2011 8:51:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Five will get you ten that she has a buuuuuunch of lipo-suction done at the same time.

Just sayin'.
9/6/2011 8:54:55 PM EDT
[#28]
9/6/2011 8:59:35 PM EDT
[#29]
reducing the size of a woman's breasts is to slap god in the face with your cock.
9/6/2011 9:02:15 PM EDT
[#30]
That's pretty butchery, and a bad decision.  And not (just) because I'm a pig that likes big titties.
9/6/2011 9:06:10 PM EDT
[#31]
years ago, where I used to work, there was a lesbian chick, she was teh hottness, big bewbies, but not huge, huge.
she had them reduced...  sadness fell upon the land.. wasted awesomeness.
9/6/2011 9:07:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/FP_6646279_Simpson_Jessica_EXCL_CAD_012811.jpg

It's not your milk bladders making you look fat dear.............


Photoshop...how does it work?

9/6/2011 9:07:49 PM EDT
[#33]
9/6/2011 9:09:12 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This.

9/6/2011 9:13:55 PM EDT
[#35]

9/6/2011 9:14:07 PM EDT
[#36]
BOTD in BOTD.  -G
9/6/2011 9:18:16 PM EDT
[#37]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Damn it, all she needs to do is to fucking eat right and exercise! She has the money and the time too. WTF
9/6/2011 9:19:12 PM EDT
[#38]
And IBTL.

And it's a damn shame, I loved her looks when she was doing that movie. And I am not a fan of blondes.
9/7/2011 2:54:44 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would still do "fat" Jessica without a moments hesitation.  Even chubby she is still fuckable.


I hear her clothing line makes her worth 9 figures.....



Speaking of figures, if she'd just lose weight she could have a nice "8" figure.  If she just gets the reduction she'll look like a "6".

9/7/2011 3:08:11 AM EDT
[#40]
9/7/2011 3:14:15 AM EDT
[#41]

9/7/2011 3:15:07 AM EDT
[#42]
She will always be daisy duke to me.
9/7/2011 3:42:01 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


She will always be daisy duke to me.




You're in your 20s.



 
9/7/2011 3:46:30 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would still do "fat" Jessica without a moments hesitation.  Even chubby she is still fuckable.


I hear her clothing line makes her worth 9 figures.....



this! shes got a fat bank account too!
9/7/2011 3:47:47 AM EDT
[#45]

9/7/2011 3:51:42 AM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:


Saw it on Fox; thought y'all would want to know.



Said her DD's made her look fat.


Women aren't happy with big boobs, nor small boobs.





 
9/7/2011 3:55:12 AM EDT
[#47]
She looks fat not because of her DD's, but because she is fat.    That woman needs to lose some weight.
9/7/2011 3:55:46 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/FP_6646279_Simpson_Jessica_EXCL_CAD_012811.jpg

It's not your milk bladders making you look fat dear.............


That is your best example of how fat she is?

I don't know jack about Jessica Simpson, unlike all of the manly men here.

I do know I see excellent muscle definition on those calves from here.

Can one of the manly men who worry about movie stars weight please post a pic?

eta-Where you can actually see her waistline and ass from this year?
9/7/2011 3:56:50 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

Quoted:
She will always be daisy duke to me.


You're in your 20s.
 


Im in my 30's but can still appreciate a smoking hot woman in a bikini.
9/7/2011 3:59:27 AM EDT
[#50]
She should sing a duet with Kelly Clarkson, with a video of them shaking their rolls at the camera.
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