Posted: 9/6/2011 1:20:04 PM EDT
I was at Walmart today and as I pulled in I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a funny looking helmet. I couldn't at all tell what it was so I crept closer. He had a fucking hockey helmet with a visor sticking out the front. Fucking ridiculous. But since I couldn't get close enough to take a picture, I figured I'd do this instead. Sorry for the blurr, someone came down the aisle as I was snapping it so I had to get a move on to avoid a serious blading situation. Note...they only had 2 of the letter O so I had to improvise
ETA: I must add that as I quickly left the aisle, narrowly escaping a drawdown of epic proportions with a Zero fetished wallyite, I went to the grocery section. I grabbed the tin foil, made myself a hat, and then went and sat down on a display futon. I thought to myself about the dangers of initiating project mayhem with words like Zero and Wookie. What if one of those wallyites saw that? What if they heard of ARFCOM and had maybe taken a gander into GD? Would they pull up the security footage from that aisle and find me standing there for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to spell wookie with one O? Would they search the interwebz for the same picture and come up with my GD post? Could they track me down? Should I hide my dog? Is it time to pop pmags? Then someone asked why I was wearing a tin foil hat and told me to get down off their display, so I pushed my way through the 2 ton wallyite trying to waddle to the wheelchair and took off... |
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I was at Walmart today and as I pulled in I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a funny looking helmet. I couldn't at all tell what it was so I crept closer. He had a fucking hockey helmet with a visor sticking out the front. Fucking ridiculous. But since I couldn't get close enough to take a picture, I figured I'd do this instead. Sorry for the blurr, someone came down the aisle as I was snapping it so I had to get a move on to avoid a serious blading situation. Note...they only had 2 of the letter O so I had to improvise http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/rabbitman8/IMAG0147.jpg Win ! 
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Hopefully children won't be able to read that. Sir, I respectfully disagree. Hopefully all children can read that. Part of the problem in this country is education. If a child could read that, it would 1, show that the little fucker could read, 2, force the kid to grow a pair of balls, and 3, edumacate the little focker and his family. 
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I owe you a fuckin beer my friend...seriously is there anyway to order beer to be sent to your address? Hahaha not that I'm aware...sounds like we need to pursue the rights to a beer delivery company. I like the sound of it. there's no way if there aren't too many legal boundries somebody hasn't already done it... |
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Quoted: Thanks for your efforts in educating the young.Quoted: cool Hopefully children won't be able to read that. Sir, I respectfully disagree. Hopefully all children can read that. Part of the problem in this country is education. If a child could read that, it would 1, show that the little fucker could read, 2, force the kid to grow a pair of balls, and 3, edumacate the little focker and his family. |
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Hopefully children won't be able to read that. Sir, I respectfully disagree. Hopefully all children can read that. Part of the problem in this country is education. If a child could read that, it would 1, show that the little fucker could read, 2, force the kid to grow a pair of balls, and 3, edumacate the little focker and his family. It's for the children |
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Quoted: I was at Walmart today and as I pulled in I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a funny looking helmet. I couldn't at all tell what it was so I crept closer. He had a fucking hockey helmet with a visor sticking out the front. Fucking ridiculous. But since I couldn't get close enough to take a picture, I figured I'd do this instead. Sorry for the blurr, someone came down the aisle as I was snapping it so I had to get a move on to avoid a serious blading situation. Note...they only had 2 of the letter O so I had to improvise http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/rabbitman8/IMAG0147.jpg ETA: I must add that as I quickly left the aisle, narrowly escaping a drawdown of epic proportions with a Zero fetished wallyite, I went to the grocery section. I grabbed the tin foil, made myself a hat, and then went and sat down on a display futon. I thought to myself about the dangers of initiating project mayhem with words like Zero and Wookie. What if one of those wallyites saw that? What if they heard of ARFCOM and had maybe taken a gander into GD? Would they pull up the security footage from that aisle and find me standing there for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to spell wookie with one O? Would they search the interwebz for the same picture and come up with my GD post? Could they track me down? Should I hide my dog? Is it time to pop pmags? Then someone asked why I was wearing a tin foil hat and told me to get down off their display, so I pushed my way through the 2 ton wallyite trying to waddle to the wheelchair and took off... I hope some small child doesn't walk by that and start saying the word "fuck" |
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Quoted: He could be trying to say the word truck.Quoted: I was at Walmart today and as I pulled in I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a funny looking helmet. I couldn't at all tell what it was so I crept closer. He had a fucking hockey helmet with a visor sticking out the front. Fucking ridiculous. But since I couldn't get close enough to take a picture, I figured I'd do this instead. Sorry for the blurr, someone came down the aisle as I was snapping it so I had to get a move on to avoid a serious blading situation. Note...they only had 2 of the letter O so I had to improvise http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/rabbitman8/IMAG0147.jpg ETA: I must add that as I quickly left the aisle, narrowly escaping a drawdown of epic proportions with a Zero fetished wallyite, I went to the grocery section. I grabbed the tin foil, made myself a hat, and then went and sat down on a display futon. I thought to myself about the dangers of initiating project mayhem with words like Zero and Wookie. What if one of those wallyites saw that? What if they heard of ARFCOM and had maybe taken a gander into GD? Would they pull up the security footage from that aisle and find me standing there for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to spell wookie with one O? Would they search the interwebz for the same picture and come up with my GD post? Could they track me down? Should I hide my dog? Is it time to pop pmags? Then someone asked why I was wearing a tin foil hat and told me to get down off their display, so I pushed my way through the 2 ton wallyite trying to waddle to the wheelchair and took off... I hope some small child doesn't walk by that and start saying the word "fuck"  |
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Hopefully children won't be able to read that. Sir, I respectfully disagree. Hopefully all children can read that. Part of the problem in this country is education. If a child could read that, it would 1, show that the little fucker could read, 2, force the kid to grow a pair of balls, and 3, edumacate the little focker and his family. What does Ben Stiller have to do with this? |
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I was at Walmart today and as I pulled in I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a funny looking helmet. I couldn't at all tell what it was so I crept closer. He had a fucking hockey helmet with a visor sticking out the front. Fucking ridiculous. But since I couldn't get close enough to take a picture, I figured I'd do this instead. Sorry for the blurr, someone came down the aisle as I was snapping it so I had to get a move on to avoid a serious blading situation. Note...they only had 2 of the letter O so I had to improvise http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr174/rabbitman8/IMAG0147.jpg ETA: I must add that as I quickly left the aisle, narrowly escaping a drawdown of epic proportions with a Zero fetished wallyite, I went to the grocery section. I grabbed the tin foil, made myself a hat, and then went and sat down on a display futon. I thought to myself about the dangers of initiating project mayhem with words like Zero and Wookie. What if one of those wallyites saw that? What if they heard of ARFCOM and had maybe taken a gander into GD? Would they pull up the security footage from that aisle and find me standing there for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to spell wookie with one O? Would they search the interwebz for the same picture and come up with my GD post? Could they track me down? Should I hide my dog? Is it time to pop pmags? Then someone asked why I was wearing a tin foil hat and told me to get down off their display, so I pushed my way through the 2 ton wallyite trying to waddle to the wheelchair and took off... I hope some small child doesn't walk by that and start saying the word "fuck" I hope an entire class decides to walk by and starts chanting it. Then I hope the preschool sunday school class comes by and the priest says it. Then I hope... You see where this is going. |
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Hopefully children won't be able to read that. Sir, I respectfully disagree. Hopefully all children can read that. Part of the problem in this country is education. If a child could read that, it would 1, show that the little fucker could read, 2, force the kid to grow a pair of balls, and 3, edumacate the little focker and his family. What does Ben Stiller have to do with this? Now the wallyites, they DEFINITELY couldn't fit into Ben Stiller's school |
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