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9/4/2011 11:51:41 AM EDT
 I want to practice my EspaƱol, and due to the STUNNING lack of spanish speaking hispanic people here in Arizona, I decided to take it to Arfcom.



So here are the rules:

No google translate/online translator

try to stick to spanish words whose english equivelant is commonly used (i.e. no antidisestablishmentarianism)

always quote the person you are replying to, unless you are starting a new conversation.

use the formal unless replying to someone you know



ILL START



Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas y tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.

se llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.

como esta usted?
9/4/2011 11:52:42 AM EDT
[#1]
Yikes. Three year of Espanol in high school, but all I can do is pick up words here and there today. Can't string anything together.
9/4/2011 11:53:36 AM EDT
[#2]
nosotros hablamos ingles aqui, tu comprende?










 
9/4/2011 11:55:25 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
nosotros hablamos ingles aqui, tu comprende?


 

this
9/4/2011 11:55:37 AM EDT
[#4]
No habla espanol...
9/4/2011 11:55:53 AM EDT
[#5]







Quoted:




nosotros hablamos ingles aqui, tu comprende?













 




si, pero tengo habilidades de espanol



 
9/4/2011 11:56:00 AM EDT
[#6]
burrito supreme
9/4/2011 11:56:01 AM EDT
[#7]
I took Spanish for a long damn time - and forgot most of it because I don't practice.

Good idea.

Now you can laugh at me as I re-tell this story:
I worked at Target for roughly 5 years during high school and my first run at college.  The last 2 years or so I spent doing security.  I closed a lot and helped make sure the store was secure.  Boring job, but whatever.

Anyways, one night one of my managers comes up and goes:
"Hey Nick, you speak Spanish, yeah?"
"...I'm rusty....why?"
"Well, we changed the hours around on the cleaning crew and they didn't get the message apparently.  Can you tell them?"

Yeah, that doesn't sound hard, right?  I walk up and preface this by telling the guy that I'm sorry, my Spanish isn't very good, I haven't practiced lately.

And then I blanked out.  How do I say "the lights are going to turn off at 11:30"?!  In a panic, I blurt out:
"Los luces son murio a las once y media!"

The guy just looked at me like
"...si..."



It came to me a few hours later that I was looking for something similar to "apage (or is it apague - either way) la luz."
9/4/2011 11:56:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Hola, rebel.


Que tal?  Yo no soy un ninja tactico del "mall" pero si soy un AFRCOMer loco por disparar!!!!
 
9/4/2011 11:57:35 AM EDT
[#9]
your a tactical ninja and like commercial burritos, cool

9/4/2011 11:57:47 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


I took Spanish for a long damn time - and forgot most of it because I don't practice.



Good idea.



Now you can laugh at me as I re-tell this story:

I worked at Target for roughly 5 years during high school and my first run at college.  The last 2 years or so I spent doing security.  I closed a lot and helped make sure the store was secure.  Boring job, but whatever.



Anyways, one night one of my managers comes up and goes:

"Hey Nick, you speak Spanish, yeah?"

"...I'm rusty....why?"

"Well, we changed the hours around on the cleaning crew and they didn't get the message apparently.  Can you tell them?"



Yeah, that doesn't sound hard, right?  I walk up and preface this by telling the guy that I'm sorry, my Spanish isn't very good, I haven't practiced lately.



And then I blanked out.  How do I say "the lights are going to turn off at 11:30"?!  In a panic, I blurt out:

"Los luces son murio a las once y media!"



The guy just looked at me like

"...si..."







It came to me a few hours later that I was looking for something similar to "apage (or is it apague - either way) la luz."
ahahaha



 
9/4/2011 11:59:47 AM EDT
[#11]
”LA MIGRA!
9/4/2011 12:00:12 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


Hola, rebel.

Que tal?  Yo no soy un ninja tactico del "mall" pero si soy un AFRCOMer loco por disparar!!!!



 


AAAAIII! El loco arfcommer! Es un el loco arfcommer! pregundas el jehova, que es abandonado sues??!!

 
9/4/2011 12:00:47 PM EDT
[#13]
"Ponga su fucking manos."

Bilingualism rocks.
9/4/2011 12:01:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas senores y senorasy tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.
se me llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.
como esta usted?


Estoy bien gracias. Me pregunto, por que quieres escribir en espanol aqui en GD... mejor que te prepares tu ano que intentar hacer un thread en espanol...
9/4/2011 12:01:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Hablamos Ingles aqui.
9/4/2011 12:01:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
"Ponga su fucking manos."

Bilingualism rocks.


Not as eloquent as I'm used to from you.

This makes me sad.
9/4/2011 12:02:28 PM EDT
[#17]
We had a teacher that tried to teach us some Spanish, I don't now why...



She had us learn what she said was the most important phrase you will need if you are ever in a Spanish speaking country. It was "Where is the bathroom?". Of course I had to raise my hand and ask what good is it knowing how to say the question if you can't understand the answer. Teacher failed to see my logic...
9/4/2011 12:03:55 PM EDT
[#18]
I remeber pretty much only 1 thing from 5 years of spanish in school. It's a way to compliment a pretty lady.

Su cara es semajante a los todos los angelos del cielo.
roughly translated to
Your face is like all the angels of heaven
9/4/2011 12:04:19 PM EDT
[#19]
I tried to teach some folks at Ruger (in New England) some Spanish.  "Tu madre esta una grande puerco."  Somehow telling someone their mother is a big pig won't win friends.
9/4/2011 12:04:20 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
We had a teacher that tried to teach us some Spanish, I don't now why...

She had us learn what she said was the most important phrase you will need if you are ever in a Spanish speaking country. It was "Where is the bathroom?". Of course I had to raise my hand and ask what good is it knowing how to say the question if you can't understand the answer. Teacher failed to see my logic...


If someone asks me where the bathroom is, I usually point and say "over there"... unless you're blind, I don't see the problem.
9/4/2011 12:05:39 PM EDT
[#21]
Mas trabajo! No comida!!
9/4/2011 12:06:27 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas senores y senorasy tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.

se me llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.

como esta usted?




Estoy bien gracias. Me pregunto, por que quieres escribir en espanol aqui en GD... mejor que te prepares tu ano que intentar hacer un thread en espanol...


pero mi miedo el largo frases en espanol

 
9/4/2011 12:07:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Donde esta los banos?



Mas cerveza, por favor.



Hamburgessa con queso, por favor.



Donde esta las ninas?



Quanto?



Va a barco, por favor.
9/4/2011 12:07:43 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas senores y senorasy tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.
se me llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.
como esta usted?


Estoy bien gracias. Me pregunto, por que quieres escribir en espanol aqui en GD... mejor que te prepares tu ano que intentar hacer un thread en espanol...

pero mi miedo el largo frases en espanol  


nunca vas a aprender si no practicas
9/4/2011 12:08:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Bienvenido a los Estados Unidos de America. Ahora, habla Ingles, por favor.
9/4/2011 12:09:26 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas senores y senorasy tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.




se me llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.




como esta usted?

Estoy bien gracias. Me pregunto, por que quieres escribir en espanol aqui en GD... mejor que te prepares tu ano que intentar hacer un thread en espanol...





pero mi miedo el largo frases en espanol  

nunca vas a aprender si no practicas





buenos es yo comenza la est hila
eta: i remember hila is string, string = thread



am i smurt or wat
 
9/4/2011 12:09:44 PM EDT
[#27]
pinche gringos.
9/4/2011 12:10:53 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


Bienvenido a los Estados Unidos de America. Ahora, habla Ingles, por favor.


”no!



 
9/4/2011 12:17:19 PM EDT
[#29]
ALTO!!!  MANOS ARRIBA!!!
9/4/2011 12:17:35 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
burrito supreme


9/4/2011 12:19:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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Quoted:
Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas senores y senorasy tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.
se me llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.
como esta usted?


Estoy bien gracias. Me pregunto, por que quieres escribir en espanol aqui en GD... mejor que te prepares tu ano que intentar hacer un thread en espanol...

pero mi miedo el largo frases en espanol  


nunca vas a aprender si no practicas

buenos es yo comenza la est hila

eta: i remember hila is string, string = thread
am i smurt or wat
 


It may sound better like this: bueno, por eso yo comence este hilo

google: hilo dental
9/4/2011 12:19:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Bien ! usted como esta ?
9/4/2011 12:19:52 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


ALTO!!!  MANOS ARRIBA!!!


VIVA LA REVOLUCION EN 1776!



 
9/4/2011 12:20:46 PM EDT
[#34]



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Buenos tardes, ellos, ellas senores y senorasy tƔctico centro comercial ninjas.

se me llammo GoneRebel y estoy aburrido.

como esta usted?




Estoy bien gracias. Me pregunto, por que quieres escribir en espanol aqui en GD... mejor que te prepares tu ano que intentar hacer un thread en espanol...


pero mi miedo el largo frases en espanol  




nunca vas a aprender si no practicas


buenos es yo comenza la est hila



eta: i remember hila is string, string = thread

am i smurt or wat

 




It may sound better like this: bueno, por eso yo comence este hilo



google: hilo dental
ah, si, mi comprende. gracias!





 
9/4/2011 12:21:59 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


Bien ! usted como esta ?


regular, gracias. tiene espaol la habilidada?

 
9/4/2011 12:22:27 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


ALTO!!!  MANOS ARRIBA!!!


”Todos al suelo!



Me gustarƭa tener un debate sobre la Guerra Civil EspaƱola, el Franquismo o el Golpe de Estado del 23F.



 
9/4/2011 12:22:44 PM EDT
[#37]
de nada. tienes una novia o esposa?
9/4/2011 12:27:16 PM EDT
[#38]
Mis pantalones estƔn ardiendo.
9/4/2011 12:27:33 PM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:


de nada. tienes una novia o esposa?


no. no tambien la girlfrienda mismo ahora.

pero el espanol es auda, no?



 
9/4/2011 12:28:53 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


Mis pantalones estƔn ardiendo.


erotico



 
9/4/2011 12:30:19 PM EDT
[#41]
Lo siento, pero hay tres pescados en mis pantalones.
9/4/2011 12:30:56 PM EDT
[#42]
Yo necesitan un pierna de pez espada porque tu gato esta en fuego.
9/4/2011 12:31:29 PM EDT
[#43]







Quoted:




Lo siento, pero hay tres pescados en mis pantalones.




yo recommendar tu miren un doctor
 
9/4/2011 12:32:43 PM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:


Lo siento, pero hay tres pescados en mis pantalones.


Tus pantalones, ĀæHuelen a pescado?



 
9/4/2011 12:33:24 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:
de nada. tienes una novia o esposa?

no. no tambien la girlfrienda mismo ahora.
pero el espanol es auda, no?
 


Bueno... lo que necesitas es una mujer que habla espanol. Asi puedes practicar y ella te va a ayudar.

no tambien = tampoco
tampoco is the negative of tambien.

example: No tengo una esposa y tampoco tengo una novia ahora.
9/4/2011 12:35:00 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Lo siento, pero hay tres pescados en mis pantalones.

Tus pantalones, ĀæHuelen a pescado?
 


guacala
9/4/2011 12:36:00 PM EDT
[#47]



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Quoted:

de nada. tienes una novia o esposa?


no. no tambien la girlfrienda mismo ahora.

pero el espanol es auda, no?

 




Bueno... lo que necesitas es una mujer que habla espanol. Asi puedes practicar y ella te va a ayudar.



no tambien = tampoco

tampoco is the negative of tambien.



example: No tengo una esposa y tampoco tengo una novia ahora.
si, es mucho hispano senoritos en Arizona



also, thanks.

tampoco no problemas





 
9/4/2011 12:38:53 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:


nosotros hablamos ingles aqui, tu comprende?





 


Que?

 
9/4/2011 12:41:13 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:





Quoted:

nosotros hablamos ingles aqui, tu comprende?





 


Que?  


nosotros = we all

you can figure this out!



 
9/4/2011 12:41:17 PM EDT
[#50]
off topic but are there any good online spanish programs?  I will be off to more spanish speaking lands and need a lot more practice.
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