[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Full Retard AR15 Accessories (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/19/2011 8:19:25 PM EDT
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I'm sure most of us have seen the bottle opener for a rail but there should be other retarded accessories. I'm thinking a knife (not a bayonet) and scabbard attached to the support side of your firearm rail. This way, if you run out of ammo, you draw the knife and throw it. It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out.
Who can get more retarded than this? (I know someone may say this should be in the AR15 discussion section but we should keep posts like this out of there.) Also, there should be a compass (the kind you measure angles with) engraved on the receiver so we can instantly check to see if we are properly bladed at a 45 degree angle. |
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I'm sure most of us have seen the bottle opener for a rail but there should be other retarded accessories. I'm thinking a knife (not a bayonet) and scabbard attached to the support side of your firearm rail. This way, if you run out of ammo, you draw the knife and throw it. It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out. Who can get more retarded than this? (I know someone may say this should be in the AR15 discussion section but we should keep posts like this out of there.) Also, there should be a compass (the kind you measure angles with) engraved on the receiver so we can instantly check to see if we are properly bladed at a 45 degree angle. It already exists  go to youtube
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I'm sure most of us have seen the bottle opener for a rail but there should be other retarded accessories. I'm thinking a knife (not a bayonet) and scabbard attached to the support side of your firearm rail. This way, if you run out of ammo, you draw the knife and throw it. It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out. Who can get more retarded than this? (I know someone may say this should be in the AR15 discussion section but we should keep posts like this out of there.) Also, there should be a compass (the kind you measure angles with) engraved on the receiver so we can instantly check to see if we are properly bladed at a 45 degree angle. Wow. You've been lurking for a long time. |
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Nice..
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... It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out... Why even bother drawing one? There is an accessory that  mounts a pistol under the HGs of an AR for use/fire while mounted there!
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You are a good man. 
ETA: That combover is atrocious however. |
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You are a good man.
ETA: That combover is atrocious however. UXB thinks it's Cat Stevens. |
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I need this now. Thanks a lot.
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Quoted: I'm sure most of us have seen the bottle opener for a rail but there should be other retarded accessories. I'm thinking a knife (not a bayonet) and scabbard attached to the support side of your firearm rail. This way, if you run out of ammo, you draw the knife and throw it. It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out. Who can get more retarded than this? (I know someone may say this should be in the AR15 discussion section but we should keep posts like this out of there.) Also, there should be a compass (the kind you measure angles with) engraved on the receiver so we can instantly check to see if we are properly bladed at a 45 degree angle. Its so freaking easy to knock a long gun off line. When the bad guy has your AR pinned against your body, what are you going to do? My AR is for home defense, so most likely all I have is whats on the rifle and morning wood. A knife makes sense. |
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WARNING!
Just a warning for any new members, you have to have a Class IV license to add a retarded accessory to your rifle. The only exception is if you can prove that you were fully retarded prior to 1986. The ATF has been pretty easy on this regulation. You can prove that you were retarded by simply sending them a photo or video taken before Sept 1986 demonstrating your stupidity and they will issue you Class IV tax stamp. Good news is that a Class IV stamp (unlike the Class III) applies to the person, not the weapon. So, you can go full retard with any weapon, no matter when it was manufactured. When last warning – the simple possession of a retarded weapon accessory even if not installed demonstrates that you intend to go full retard & is a violation of the law. If you were born after 1986, the only option is to become a retarded dealer. The ATF is very easy here. Since most dealers appear to be retarded, they will usually automatically give you a Class IV stamp when you get your FFL license. |
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That looks like it would be useful in facilitating the 'Costa-reload'. 
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Not retarded, what if you are doing CQB against zombies and run out of ammo? Some times you just gotta stab a mother fucker in the face and don't have time to draw a knife. Seriously though, that thing is cool as fuck and is going on my next pistol build. 
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ARMS "ring of fire"
Can't find a pic. EDIT: Found it http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2009/01/19/arms-ring-of-fire/ |
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Not retarded, what if you are doing CQB against zombies and run out of ammo? Some times you just gotta stab a mother fucker in the face and don't have time to draw a knife. Seriously though, that thing is cool as fuck and is going on my next pistol build.
I woudn't expect those teeth to last too long with that muzzle blast. Looks like a terrible addon weld job to a PWS comp. |
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Quoted: For what they charge I really hope they took a real FH and welded those silly tines on. But the thing likes like a crappy china sand cast knock off that I wouldn't pay more than about $4.00 for. Not retarded, what if you are doing CQB against zombies and run out of ammo? Some times you just gotta stab a mother fucker in the face and don't have time to draw a knife. Seriously though, that thing is cool as fuck and is going on my next pistol build. |
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That looks like it would be useful in facilitating the 'Costa-reload'.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5i5NPsG_3Mwhat kinna sling is that? |
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm sure most of us have seen the bottle opener for a rail but there should be other retarded accessories. I'm thinking a knife (not a bayonet) and scabbard attached to the support side of your firearm rail. This way, if you run out of ammo, you draw the knife and throw it. It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out. Who can get more retarded than this? (I know someone may say this should be in the AR15 discussion section but we should keep posts like this out of there.) Also, there should be a compass (the kind you measure angles with) engraved on the receiver so we can instantly check to see if we are properly bladed at a 45 degree angle. Its so freaking easy to knock a long gun off line. When the bad guy has your AR pinned against your body, what are you going to do? My AR is for home defense, so most likely all I have is whats on the rifle and morning wood. A knife makes sense. My home defense AR has a 12.5" barrel. If someone has the front of it I'm going to take a knee and pull the trigger. It'll hit them COM or at the very least flay their fingers. |
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Damn, y'all are slackin' big time. http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2008/12/chainsaw-bayonet.jpg http://youtu.be/3ljd_hUxCfIWINNING!!!!
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Quoted: I'm sure most of us have seen the bottle opener for a rail but there should be other retarded accessories. I'm thinking a knife (not a bayonet) and scabbard attached to the support side of your firearm rail. This way, if you run out of ammo, you draw the knife and throw it. It would be nice to have a holster attached to the rail. While shooting, I can draw the handgun of my choice and increase the firepower instantly that I am putting out. Who can get more retarded than this? (I know someone may say this should be in the AR15 discussion section but we should keep posts like this out of there.) Also, there should be a compass (the kind you measure angles with) engraved on the receiver so we can instantly check to see if we are properly bladed at a 45 degree angle. I actually like this idea. |