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8/17/2011 2:12:42 PM EDT
I leave for Russia for basically the rest of the year. Such a weird feeling. Any last minute advice you more experienced travelers might have for me?

I've never even flown before.
8/17/2011 2:15:25 PM EDT
[#1]
All you need to know:

8/17/2011 2:15:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Watch your cornholeski.
8/17/2011 2:16:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Have fun. St pete is waaayyy nicer than Moscow. Oh, i hope you like vodka cuz its about a1/3 the price of bottled water. Don't forget mcdonalds has the picture menus, that really helps.
8/17/2011 2:17:01 PM EDT
[#4]
I've always wanted to go over there. I'm one of few who enjoy frigid weather and being isolated from most of the worlds population
8/17/2011 2:17:40 PM EDT
[#5]



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I've always wanted to go over there. I'm one of few who enjoy frigid weather and being isolated from most of the worlds population


Wait, they have that there? And guns? Sign me up!
 
8/17/2011 2:19:11 PM EDT
[#6]
I imagine the advice will depend on whether there's a 'Mrs. TheGrandIllusion' at home or not.

8/17/2011 2:19:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Russian bitches FTW!

Why are you going to Russia? Besides the babes of course

ETA: Dammit! Kaos beat me to it
8/17/2011 2:20:17 PM EDT
[#8]
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I leave for Russia for basically the rest of the year. Such a weird feeling. Any last minute advice you more experienced travelers might have for me?

I've never even flown before.



Watch out for pick pockets and avoid the police. They will rob you blind.

I spent two weeks in St peteburg in 2004 it is a lot of fun.  Baltika Beer is very good.

8/17/2011 2:20:46 PM EDT
[#9]
Maybe I'll see you there
8/17/2011 2:21:38 PM EDT
[#10]

Russian chicks ftw
8/17/2011 2:22:27 PM EDT
[#11]
You'll never get your mpi below 8.
8/17/2011 2:32:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I imagine the advice will depend on whether there's a 'Mrs. TheGrandIllusion' at home or not.





Quoted:
Russian bitches FTW!

Why are you going to Russia? Besides the babes of course

ETA: Dammit! Kaos beat me to it


There isn't a Mrs. I'm a 20 year old single guy going over to St. Petersburg for a 15 credit intensive Russian language program
8/17/2011 2:34:28 PM EDT
[#13]



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I leave for Russia for basically the rest of the year. Such a weird feeling. Any last minute advice you more experienced travelers might have for me?



I've never even flown before.






Watch out for pick pockets and avoid the police. They will rob you blind.



I spent two weeks in St peteburg in 2004 it is a lot of fun.  Baltika Beer is very good.



True, the dark stuff rocked and cheap as hell. Watch out for the fucking gypsies too, they suck. The falafel/gyro stands on the street are pretty fucking good

And oh yeah, hottest chicks in the world...... Until they hit 40





 
8/17/2011 2:34:43 PM EDT
[#14]
post pics.  russian chicks are supposed to be extremely wiling and inventive.  

-tom
8/17/2011 2:36:20 PM EDT
[#15]



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Have fun. St pete is waaayyy nicer than Moscow. Oh, i hope you like vodka cuz its about a1/3 the price of bottled water. Don't forget mcdonalds has the picture menus, that really helps.


Do still have to order in Spanish?

 
8/17/2011 2:37:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Yeah - don't sweat it. Hope you like late nights, vodka and other. Russians are some of the most polite and hospitable folks on the face of the Earth - especially the women. Repeat, especially the women. Be nice and you will get the education of a lifetime.


8/17/2011 2:41:12 PM EDT
[#17]
I assume your company is sending you there





Depending on where you are going and what job you will be doing try not to dress up much.

Dress like a lowly worker.  Don't take or wear any jewelry.

My friend went there 4 years ago and was in 4 different areas training airports on equipment they bought from his company.

He was questioned many times about his role in the company.  At dinner a few times guys would come in and sit accross from him and just watch him.  His envoy told him they were not good people and he should tell them if they ask that he was just a peon worker for the company.
Evening meals are always accompanied with alcohol.



In Moscow, many people, even high up American Counterparts only live in a meager 1000 SF apartment flats



The women are drop dead beautiful and dress to the nines.





if you fly around inside the country from area to area, well, just know that the airplanes they use, sometimes are what we used here 30 years ago.
8/17/2011 2:47:19 PM EDT
[#18]
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I leave for Russia for basically the rest of the year. Such a weird feeling. Any last minute advice you more experienced travelers might have for me?

I've never even flown before.


You are in for quite an education. Don't let the unknown freak you out. I spent nine days in Moscow several years ago. Most of the young people I met
spoke at least some English.

Have fun!
8/17/2011 2:49:33 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I imagine the advice will depend on whether there's a 'Mrs. TheGrandIllusion' at home or not.





Quoted:
Russian bitches FTW!

Why are you going to Russia? Besides the babes of course

ETA: Dammit! Kaos beat me to it


There isn't a Mrs. I'm a 20 year old single guy going over to St. Petersburg for a 15 credit intensive Russian language program


No grand illusion, yer a smart cookie
8/19/2011 1:46:16 PM EDT
[#20]
I need recommendations for a converter so I can run my American stuff on 220 volts in Russia. Limit your recommendations to what can be purchased at either Target or Best Buy

Thanks!

8/19/2011 1:55:48 PM EDT
[#21]



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I need recommendations for a converter so I can run my American stuff on 220 volts in Russia. Limit your recommendations to what can be purchased at either Target or Best Buy



Thanks!





How about a 220-120 travel converter. They all work the same.



 
8/19/2011 1:57:09 PM EDT
[#22]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1191200_My_letters_from_Russia__11k_words__TL_DR_warning.html

good luck with the drunk russian guys beating your naked ass with tree branches...
8/19/2011 1:59:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Don't eat reindeer meat.  It still glows-in-the-dark from Chernobyl.
8/19/2011 2:01:21 PM EDT
[#24]
I'd be all over the relic hunting there.
8/19/2011 2:09:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Trust no one.

Go to school, do what you need to do, then get out.
8/19/2011 2:16:45 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1191200_My_letters_from_Russia__11k_words__TL_DR_warning.html

good luck with the drunk russian guys beating your naked ass with tree branches...


Sounds interesting
8/19/2011 2:42:31 PM EDT
[#27]



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Quoted:

I imagine the advice will depend on whether there's a 'Mrs. TheGrandIllusion' at home or not.


Quoted:

Russian bitches FTW!



Why are you going to Russia? Besides the babes of course



ETA: Dammit! Kaos beat me to it




There isn't a Mrs. I'm a 20 year old single guy going over to St. Petersburg for a 15 credit intensive Russian language program


Why for? U.N. job?



 
8/20/2011 8:54:05 AM EDT
[#28]
I just got back from a visit to St. Petersburg.  Interesting place, lots of interesting historical things to see.  We hired a tour guide, and while she was showing us around, she told us all about life in Russia.  There are something like 6 women to every man there, and they're DESPERATE to get married.  She said that the men there are all worthless drunks, so they're just looking for nice, normal guys, but there's a lot of competition!  The girls were dressed to the nines, so get ready to see some hotties!  Unfortunately the comments about them not aging well are true.  It's a rough life over there.
8/20/2011 8:56:24 AM EDT
[#29]
"Yob tvoya maet."
8/21/2011 8:58:38 AM EDT
[#30]
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I imagine the advice will depend on whether there's a 'Mrs. TheGrandIllusion' at home or not.





Quoted:
Russian bitches FTW!

Why are you going to Russia? Besides the babes of course

ETA: Dammit! Kaos beat me to it


There isn't a Mrs. I'm a 20 year old single guy going over to St. Petersburg for a 15 credit intensive Russian language program

Why for? U.N. job?
 


The opportunity presented itself and I seized it. Sounds really interesting ot me and I think it'll look nice on a resume too

8/21/2011 8:59:50 AM EDT
[#31]
What can you guys tell me about taking my cell phone over there? I am on a Verizon plan with a Samsung Convoy. Would a Russian sim card work?
8/21/2011 9:03:27 AM EDT
[#32]
Russian women are very beautiful.
8/21/2011 9:07:15 AM EDT
[#33]
Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
8/21/2011 9:14:31 AM EDT
[#34]
In exactly one week I want to see a thread titled "I'm in Russia, drunk on vodka banging 2 hot womenz."

As for the cell phone, look into buying a prepaid one when you get there.  I am unsure on Russia, but this works good for most countries.
8/21/2011 9:37:47 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I need recommendations for a converter so I can run my American stuff on 220 volts in Russia. Limit your recommendations to what can be purchased at either Target or Best Buy

Thanks!



Hope this helps.  I think you are in for a once in a lifetime adventure.

power adapters

8/22/2011 7:35:33 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
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I need recommendations for a converter so I can run my American stuff on 220 volts in Russia. Limit your recommendations to what can be purchased at either Target or Best Buy

Thanks!



Hope this helps.  I think you are in for a once in a lifetime adventure.

power adapters




Thanks! I'm all set for voltage and plug adapters now. Two more days. Getting a little nervous
8/22/2011 7:38:24 AM EDT
[#37]
You should pack at least one full suitcase of condoms.
8/22/2011 2:49:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
"Yob tvoya maet."


Ty chto mumu yebyosh?
8/22/2011 2:53:28 PM EDT
[#39]
Never flown before? Nothing like starting with a trans atlantic flight.
8/22/2011 4:05:58 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:



Quoted:

"Yob tvoya maet."




Ty chto mumu yebyosh?


Not a clue. My Russian is limited to the above phrase and dos vedanya.



 
8/22/2011 4:39:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
"Yob tvoya maet."


Ty chto mumu yebyosh?

Not a clue. My Russian is limited to the above phrase and dos vedanya.
 


"Why are you fucking a cow?"
8/22/2011 4:43:11 PM EDT
[#42]





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Quoted:


"Yob tvoya maet."






Ty chto mumu yebyosh?



Not a clue. My Russian is limited to the above phrase and dos vedanya.


 






"Why are you fucking a cow?"



Adding that to my phrase list. My goal is to be able to encourage someone to stab me in a dozen languages.





 
8/22/2011 4:53:17 PM EDT
[#43]
more look like this


and not so many look like this


don't believe the hype.
8/24/2011 4:47:34 AM EDT
[#44]
My departure is imminent! I'll try to log on and give some updates when I get a chance to.
8/24/2011 4:55:51 AM EDT
[#45]




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Quoted:

I imagine the advice will depend on whether there's a 'Mrs. TheGrandIllusion' at home or not.


Quoted:

Russian bitches FTW!



Why are you going to Russia? Besides the babes of course



ETA: Dammit! Kaos beat me to it




There isn't a Mrs. I'm a 20 year old single guy going over to St. Petersburg for a 15 credit intensive Russian language program




I predict much fun to be had in your near future.



To include many nights you might not fully remember....



I'm not going to lie...I'm a bit envious right now.
8/25/2011 4:26:44 AM EDT
[#46]
Posting from my hotel room in London. The transatlantic flight went smoothly
8/25/2011 4:30:18 AM EDT
[#47]
Do your best to look poor my GFs stepmom got mugged in Moscow a few years ago.
8/25/2011 4:41:34 AM EDT
[#48]
Buy a cheap AK when you get there also pick up a makarov for carry you'll fit right in.