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7/31/2011 8:05:04 AM EDT
Of all the....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T2b6_k4Qus&feature=feedu
7/31/2011 8:08:18 AM EDT
[#1]
So... is that what is used when the telepromptres are down?
7/31/2011 8:09:22 AM EDT
[#2]
hope she didnt invest too much money in this business, as it is not going to sell many of these.
7/31/2011 8:10:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Fake.  There is no 'Uhhhhh" key.
7/31/2011 8:13:54 AM EDT
[#4]
I think this one is funnier, and certainly seems to have been made in a less...complimentary... spirit.

Son of Strelka, Son of God...The President Narrates a New Creation Myth

7/31/2011 8:14:26 AM EDT
[#5]
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hope she didnt invest too much money in this business, as it is not going to sell many of these.

But she'll get bailed out with tax payer dollars, to help "struggling minority owned businesses"
7/31/2011 8:15:35 AM EDT
[#6]
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Fake.  There is no 'Uhhhhh" key.


That is an optional foot pedal.
7/31/2011 8:17:34 AM EDT
[#7]
Holy shit, what an idiot. I thought it was a joke at first. I've heard more intelligent things from people on life support.
7/31/2011 8:19:20 AM EDT
[#8]
Stupid in the way that it is set up....

However, a funny, useful tool if the words were changed around.

Anybody got a CD copy of him reading one of his stupid-ass books?

Quoted:
I think this one is funnier, and certainly seems to have been made in a less...complimentary... spirit.

Son of Strelka, Son of God...The President Narrates a New Creation Myth



Yep, ok, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
7/31/2011 8:24:18 AM EDT
[#10]
I think I may have just threw up on my keyboard
7/31/2011 8:28:17 AM EDT
[#11]
Is she trying to sell this? I want one

j/k j/k but seriously is she trying to sell this or was it just for some type of project she wanted to do?
It's really no different that what some people do on youtube by taking different parts of a movie/show and making a sentence out of something.

I can't see this being something she's selling. Anyone with a midi controller and software can do it. Just load his speech and chop out the words you want and then map the sample to a key.

She sort of favors Michelle to me, little bit cutier though. Maybe it's the hair
7/31/2011 8:28:34 AM EDT
[#12]
I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."
7/31/2011 8:30:37 AM EDT
[#13]



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hope she didnt invested way way too much money in this business, as it is not going to sell many of these.


Fix'd.
Unfortunately she probably got grants and stipends from gov.



 
7/31/2011 8:31:32 AM EDT
[#14]
Is there a key for "It's Bush's fault!"?
7/31/2011 8:31:40 AM EDT
[#15]
"Comment pending approval."

Somehow I don't think my comment will be approved
7/31/2011 8:31:59 AM EDT
[#16]
It won't get approved I'm sure, but I posted...

"A cat walking on that keyboard would generate a speech with more substance than Obama has ever had."
7/31/2011 8:33:23 AM EDT
[#17]
Group buy?

7/31/2011 8:35:27 AM EDT
[#18]



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"Comment pending approval."



Somehow I don't think my comment will be approved


Oh, very tolerant!



 
7/31/2011 8:36:03 AM EDT
[#19]



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Group buy?





Too expensive for range fodder bro, I'll stick with the plates.



 
7/31/2011 8:54:58 AM EDT
[#20]



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I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."


He IS a Good Speaker.  He didn't get to 1600 PA Ave on his good looks alone.  But now he's at a Real World Job that requires him to think nearly constantly.  His pauses are from when his mouth needs to catch up to what he WANTS to say versus what he's about to say.

 
7/31/2011 8:56:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Every one of my keys would say 'Fuck Obama'.  I'd never get anything done.

Edit:  Canadians really like Barack Obama?  Who knew.
7/31/2011 9:02:53 AM EDT
[#22]
What a fucking idiot!  I only made to the part where Canadians love obama, I couldn't take anymore.  

And they think waterboarding is torture.  

FBO
7/31/2011 9:03:24 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

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I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."

He IS a Good Speaker.


No, he's not.

If he was white and spoke like that, he'd be selling futons in a strip mall. He wouldn't even make the cut for a politician at the local level.

He didn't get to 1600 PA Ave on his good looks alone.


He got his current job by (1.) being black (and thus being able to exploit white guilt), and (2.) being able to read a teleprompter.



7/31/2011 10:41:49 AM EDT
[#24]
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Holy shit, what an idiot. I thought it was a joke at first. I've heard more intelligent things from people on life support.


But she’s not an idiot. She’s probably a very smart and capable young woman with a lot of drive and motivation. (And she’s pretty good looking too.) And that’s sort of the irony here. The regulations and taxes imposed by the Democrats are going to stand in the way of her being successful. They are going to stop her from opening a business and tax away the money she works hard to earn.
7/31/2011 10:45:38 AM EDT
[#25]



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I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."


He IS a Good Speaker.




No, he's not.



If he was white and spoke like that, he'd be selling futons in a strip mall. He wouldn't even make the cut for a politician at the local level.




He didn't get to 1600 PA Ave on his good looks alone.




He got his current job by (1.) being black (and thus being able to exploit white guilt), and (2.) being able to read a teleprompter.



 


Let's be real here, his breakout speech at the DNC was well done. He's just never been able to recapture it. Dunno why, but I'm glad about it.

7/31/2011 10:50:27 AM EDT
[#26]
Sooooo much truth.



Barry is a fucking affirmative action nobody who knows nothing about achievement through ability.




President Crybaby.


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Quoted:

I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."


He IS a Good Speaker.




No, he's not.



If he was white and spoke like that, he'd be selling futons in a strip mall. He wouldn't even make the cut for a politician at the local level.




He didn't get to 1600 PA Ave on his good looks alone.




He got his current job by (1.) being black (and thus being able to exploit white guilt), and (2.) being able to read a teleprompter.






 
7/31/2011 10:54:30 AM EDT
[#27]
Made it all the way to, "Barack Obama is, by far, the Canadians' favorite politician."



Then pulled the handle.









7/31/2011 10:55:09 AM EDT
[#28]
that stupid cunt lives off of taxes paid by me.



fuck the leech class.




7/31/2011 10:57:23 AM EDT
[#29]

7/31/2011 10:58:20 AM EDT
[#30]

oh dear god...  It's makers fair not a business.

A bunch of us nerds make stupid shit and submit it to the fair.  Has nothing to do with starting a business.  

ETAL http://makerfaire.com/
7/31/2011 11:01:02 AM EDT
[#31]
I asked her where the key for 57 states and corps-man were. I doubt Ill be accepted either!
7/31/2011 11:09:03 AM EDT
[#32]
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Fake.  There is no 'Uhhhhh" key.


7/31/2011 11:15:20 AM EDT
[#33]
Perfect replica of BHO. Pre-programmed empty words spoken when manipulated by a controller.  Kudos to the creator!
7/31/2011 11:20:59 AM EDT
[#34]
I needed to watch that.  Because I needed to be reminded that there really are people out there inspired so easily by such horseshit.  If you find any political candidate in our political arena to be inspiring, you need to do some research on some real men and women out there who really have inspirational qualities.
7/31/2011 3:29:17 PM EDT
[#35]
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I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."

He IS a Good Speaker.


No, he's not.

If he was white and spoke like that, he'd be selling futons in a strip mall. He wouldn't even make the cut for a politician at the local level.

He didn't get to 1600 PA Ave on his good looks alone.


He got his current job by (1.) being black (and thus being able to exploit white guilt), and (2.) being able to read a teleprompter.
 

Let's be real here, his breakout speech at the DNC was well done.


He read words written by someone else off a teleprompter.
7/31/2011 3:43:22 PM EDT
[#36]
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I always get a good laugh when I hear Libs say Zero is a great speaker. Without a teleprompter he can't go two sentences without pausing to think of his next word or saying, "uhhhhh."

He IS a Good Speaker.


No, he's not.

If he was white and spoke like that, he'd be selling futons in a strip mall. He wouldn't even make the cut for a politician at the local level.

He didn't get to 1600 PA Ave on his good looks alone.


He got his current job by (1.) being black (and thus being able to exploit white guilt), and (2.) being able to read a teleprompter.
 

Let's be real here, his breakout speech at the DNC was well done.


He read words written by someone else off a teleprompter.


or his Blackberry, I've seen him use it quite a bit when he's been meetings, I still don't know how they let those clips out.
7/31/2011 5:28:02 PM EDT
[#37]
ridiculous