Posted: 7/19/2011 12:13:50 PM EDT
| Well I'm happy to admit despite my concerns, at both St. Louis's Lambert Airport and San Francisco's Airport SFO, no issues with TSA. No body scanners, no pat downs, classic walk through the metal detectors. It was quick and easy and it was nice to see. That being said sorry for anyone that lives near an airport where they have to put up with some of the crap that goes on. Still, I'm happy and had a killer weekend too so its great :D |
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How was San fransisco, I have To go in august. Did you turn gay? When you get off the plane, a representative of our city will greet you on the jetway with a bouquet of our city's finest lubricants and marital aids. He will be wearing pink chaps and is likely a hirsute middle aged gentleman named Lance or Vance. Please feel free to give him a long awkward embrace before you proceed to pick up your luggage. Once you get your luggage, step out on the curb to hail a taxi. The proper SF method is to stand on your tippy-toes and say "Yoo-hoo...honey...going my way?" (Just so you know our taxis are all VW cabriolets and the drivers are required to wear leather headgear and fu manchu moustaches.) You will be whisked to your destination past scenic rainbow colored skyscrapers in the shadow of majestic Mt Phallus and through our historic and beautiful buggery district serenaded by snappy showtunes and the upbeat music of Sir Elton John before being dropped off at your destination. Please take advantage of our free back rubs available in any alley or doorway and enjoy a cosmo-tini before you settle in. |
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How was San fransisco, I have To go in august. Did you turn gay? When you get off the plane, a representative of our city will greet you on the jetway with a bouquet of our city's finest lubricants and marital aids. He will be wearing pink chaps and is likely a hirsute middle aged gentleman named Lance or Vance. Please feel free to give him a long awkward embrace before you proceed to pick up your luggage. Once you get your luggage, step out on the curb to hail a taxi. The proper SF method is to stand on your tippy-toes and say "Yoo-hoo...honey...going my way?" (Just so you know our taxis are all VW cabriolets and the drivers are required to wear leather headgear and fu manchu moustaches.) You will be whisked to your destination past scenic rainbow colored skyscrapers in the shadow of majestic Mt Phallus and through our historic and beautiful buggery district serenaded by snappy showtunes and the upbeat music of Sir Elton John before being dropped off at your destination. Please take advantage of our free back rubs available in any alley or doorway and enjoy a cosmo-tini before you settle in. what about the statues of Nancey Pelosi and Harvey Milk, arnt they still on the tour?? 
bitch! |
| Ha, despite the stereotypes, depending where you go you never encounter that even once. More so the weather beats the ever living hell out of Missouri..though genius me still forgot sun = sunburn = WEAR SUNSCREEN! So my happily pale faces have become a now in season tomato. I was there for a school function, but it really was awesome, besides I have plenty of cute girls to chat up so I was satisfied. |