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7/8/2011 6:51:53 PM EDT
Step #1. Ring Bell

Step #2.  Come In

Step #3.  Use Door



If you fail to follow these steps you will look like a fucking NooB.




7/8/2011 6:53:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Canada.
7/8/2011 6:54:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Must be french canucks.

"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."
7/8/2011 6:54:55 PM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


Canada.


Are you stalking me?



 
7/8/2011 6:56:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Must be french canucks.

"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."


They sound like Philadelphians...

"The fucking traffic, that road."
7/8/2011 6:56:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Canada.


7/8/2011 6:58:22 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


Must be french canucks.



"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."


What is that from.  It sounds familiar.  



 
7/8/2011 6:58:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Canada.

Are you stalking me?
 


Damn right cutie.
7/8/2011 7:02:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Must be french canucks.

"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."

What is that from.  It sounds familiar.  
 


Just a common saying for making fun of french canadians messing up english. It's very old,I remember my mother teasing my grandfather with it when I was pretty young.
7/8/2011 7:02:42 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Must be French canucks.

"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."


They sound like Philadelphians...

"The fucking traffic, that road."


They are all really Jedi Knights and picked that up from Yoda on Tatton.

7/8/2011 7:05:09 PM EDT
[#10]


Igloos have doors?
7/8/2011 7:06:30 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Must be french canucks.



"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."


What is that from.  It sounds familiar.  

 




Just a common saying for making fun of french canadians messing up english. It's very old,I remember my mother teasing my grandfather with it when I was pretty young.


Interesting.  I believe I've heard the saying before but didn't realize the meaning behind it.



 
7/8/2011 7:09:19 PM EDT
[#12]
damn you Canada!

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7/8/2011 7:14:10 PM EDT
[#13]




Quoted:



Quoted:



Quoted:

Must be French canucks.



"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."




They sound like Philadelphians...



"The fucking traffic, that road."




They are all really Jedi Knights and picked that up from Yoda on Tatton.







Tatton?



7/8/2011 7:18:10 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Must be french canucks.



"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."




They sound like Philadelphians...



"The fucking traffic, that road."






 
7/8/2011 8:58:26 PM EDT
[#15]

Just to bother our American brethren, I thought I'd post this lovely picture of a real Russian Tokarev TT33.  

It is on sale for 200 bucks.  I think I will pick one up next week....

7/8/2011 9:03:28 PM EDT
[#16]
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Igloos have doors?


And door bells apparently. I thought they didn't have that advanced technology and everything. I mean hinges, door knobs, and everything. Wow.
7/8/2011 9:09:40 PM EDT
[#17]


We don't live in igloos during the summer months.

7/8/2011 9:12:47 PM EDT
[#18]
>Live in Texas
>Drive to Canada
>Canadian customs agent asks if I have any firearms with me
>I say no
>Customs agent responds with, "You're from Texas and you DON'T have any firearms?
>She was being serious
>mfw

7/8/2011 9:16:17 PM EDT
[#19]
WHats with the canadian tuxedo? you look like denim dan, what are you, the president and founder of levi straus? -Farva
7/8/2011 9:17:12 PM EDT
[#20]
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WHats with the canadian tuxedo? you look like denim dan, what are you, the president and founder of levi straus? -Farva


Are you Airborne?
7/8/2011 9:27:23 PM EDT
[#21]


I don't see any Canadian tuxedo
7/8/2011 9:38:51 PM EDT
[#22]
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WHats with the canadian tuxedo? you look like denim dan, what are you, the president and founder of levi straus? -Farva


Are you Airborne?


yep, just taking a brief 3 years away to fill some boots! Im 11B abn, JM and now recruiter. Im from 3 bct 82ABN and stuck in USAREC, I'll be back though I hope!
DID you get in on the 173 afghan jump? if not, then where'd the mustard stain come from?
7/8/2011 9:41:44 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


Step #1. Ring Bell

Step #2.  Come In

Step #3.  Use Door



If you fail to follow these steps you will look like a fucking NooB.



http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg51/scaled.php?server=51&filename=0812061730.jpg&res=medium


Thats what happens when an entire generation drank Beep Juice and watched Mr. Dressup and the Polka Dot Door. (that frikken puppet scared the crap out of me). Thankfully we left before the Beep Juice could affect us more.



BTW is that stuff still around?





 
7/8/2011 9:43:22 PM EDT
[#24]
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WHats with the canadian tuxedo? you look like denim dan, what are you, the president and founder of levi straus? -Farva


Are you Airborne?


yep, just taking a brief 3 years away to fill some boots! Im 11B abn, JM and now recruiter. Im from 3 bct 82ABN and stuck in USAREC, I'll be back though I hope!
DID you get in on the 173 afghan jump? if not, then where'd the mustard stain come from?


All the way, brother!  It's impressive that you're a JM.

I earned my star in Panama.

I was in the 325.
7/8/2011 9:43:33 PM EDT
[#25]







Quoted:
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Quoted:



WHats with the canadian tuxedo? you look like denim dan, what are you, the president and founder of levi straus? -Farva

Are you Airborne?

yep, just taking a brief 3 years away to fill some boots! Im 11B abn, JM and now recruiter. Im from 3 bct 82ABN and stuck in USAREC, I'll be back though I hope!



DID you get in on the 173 afghan jump? if not, then where'd the mustard stain come from?
I think he got his mustard stain in Panama.






ETA, he already beat me to it. Friggin Falcons are quick.




ETA#2 formerly 3/325 here
 

 
7/8/2011 9:46:58 PM EDT
[#26]
i came from 5-73 CAV, they used to be 3-505 PIR but were redesignated, I am an E-5 and got picked up for rec detail, the only good thing to come from this is being able to work on getting a degree, God knows the duesce wouldn't give me the time for that!
7/8/2011 9:48:51 PM EDT
[#27]
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i came from 5-73 CAV, they used to be 3-505 PIR but were redesignated, I am an E-5 and got picked up for rec detail, the only good thing to come from this is being able to work on getting a degree, God knows the duesce wouldn't give me the time for that!


If you went to JM school on Bragg then you're one of the best JMs on the planet.  Consider yourself fortunate.
7/8/2011 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#28]
I do consider myself lucky/fortunate for getting qualified at bragg, my hats of to you sir, as you are way before me with Panama, my mentor used to tell me about the NCOs that had stars from jumping down there!
7/8/2011 9:58:58 PM EDT
[#29]
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I do consider myself lucky/fortunate for getting qualified at bragg, my hats of to you sir, as you are way before me with Panama, my mentor used to tell me about the NCOs that had stars from jumping down there!


Roger.  There's the Army standards - then there's the 82nd Airborne standards.  

My favorite story is of a cherry E5 complaining to a SGM about the different standards bewteen the Army and the 82nd.  The SGM said, Sergeant... you ain't in the Army no more... you in the Got Damn 82nd Airborne!!!"
7/8/2011 10:02:37 PM EDT
[#30]
You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!
7/8/2011 10:08:31 PM EDT
[#31]
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You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!


The black beret belongs to Armor.

It always has, it always will.
7/8/2011 10:10:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I do consider myself lucky/fortunate for getting qualified at bragg, my hats of to you sir, as you are way before me with Panama, my mentor used to tell me about the NCOs that had stars from jumping down there!


Roger.  There's the Army standards - then there's the 82nd Airborne standards.  

My favorite story is of a cherry E5 complaining to a SGM about the different standards bewteen the Army and the 82nd.  The SGM said, Sergeant... you ain't in the Army no more... you in the Got Damn 82nd Airborne!!!"


That reminds me of a very funny story.

It will take a long time to type out, but, IM me if you are interested.
Swear it's not a joke.
7/8/2011 10:13:28 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!


The black beret belongs to Armor.

It always has, it always will.


Ho-lee-shit

Do push ups.



7/8/2011 10:14:00 PM EDT
[#34]
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Quoted:
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I do consider myself lucky/fortunate for getting qualified at bragg, my hats of to you sir, as you are way before me with Panama, my mentor used to tell me about the NCOs that had stars from jumping down there!


Roger.  There's the Army standards - then there's the 82nd Airborne standards.  

My favorite story is of a cherry E5 complaining to a SGM about the different standards bewteen the Army and the 82nd.  The SGM said, Sergeant... you ain't in the Army no more... you in the Got Damn 82nd Airborne!!!"


That reminds me of a very funny story.

It will take a long time to type out, but, IM me if you are interested.
Swear it's not a joke.


Send it, brother!

7/8/2011 10:17:00 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Step #1. Ring Bell
Step #2.  Come In
Step #3.  Use Door

If you fail to follow these steps you will look like a fucking NooB.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg51/scaled.php?server=51&filename=0812061730.jpg&res=medium

Thats what happens when an entire generation drank Beep Juice and watched Mr. Dressup and the Polka Dot Door. (that frikken puppet scared the crap out of me). Thankfully we left before the Beep Juice could affect us more.

BTW is that stuff still around?


 


Beep Juice that was the shit!!!!!!!!! Im going to have to look if you can still get it!
7/8/2011 10:26:25 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!


The black beret belongs to Armor.

It always has, it always will.


Ho-lee-shit

Do push ups.





Mr. 82nd.  The black Beret belongs to armor all over the fucking globe.
Pull up a Ft Knox yearbook, and, everyone's wearing a black beret in the 70's.

There will be no pushups.  The Rangers deserve a distinctive headgear.
They should have it.  That is not in argument.
7/8/2011 10:30:05 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!


The black beret belongs to Armor.

It always has, it always will.


Ho-lee-shit

Do push ups.





Mr. 82nd.  The black Beret belongs to armor all over the fucking globe.
Pull up a Ft Knox yearbook, and, everyone's wearing a black beret in the 70's.

There will be no pushups.  The Rangers deserve a distinctive headgear.
They should have it.  That is not in argument.


I'm a Ranger.  So your opinion sucks automatically.

I earned my black beret.

RLTW!  ATW!
7/8/2011 10:31:33 PM EDT
[#38]
sorry.  Had to.





 
7/8/2011 10:32:45 PM EDT
[#39]
By the way, TDCJBoss, I'm glad you're maintaining a good sense of humor.
7/8/2011 10:36:19 PM EDT
[#40]


was just going to post this
7/8/2011 11:10:14 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm just a leg

I don't feel like a POG because I got to quit wearing a beret I never earned.

Not to mention, the PC is 87 million times more practical than the beret.

I know, I know, the dirty nasty leg doesn't get it...

7/8/2011 11:13:07 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
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Quoted:
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You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!


The black beret belongs to Armor.

It always has, it always will.


Ho-lee-shit

Do push ups.





Mr. 82nd.  The black Beret belongs to armor all over the fucking globe.
Pull up a Ft Knox yearbook, and, everyone's wearing a black beret in the 70's.

There will be no pushups.  The Rangers deserve a distinctive headgear.
They should have it.  That is not in argument.


I'm a Ranger.  So your opinion sucks automatically.

I earned my black beret.

RLTW!  ATW!


You earned your distinctivness.  I will grant you that.  I'm not sure what you
are upset about.
7/8/2011 11:13:27 PM EDT
[#43]
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By the way, TDCJBoss, I'm glad you're maintaining a good sense of humor.


Come at me bro.
7/8/2011 11:16:48 PM EDT
[#44]




Quoted:



Quoted:





Quoted:

Must be french canucks.



"Throw me down the stairs my shoes."


What is that from. It sounds familiar.





Just a common saying for making fun of french canadians messing up english. It's very old,I remember my mother teasing my grandfather with it when I was pretty young.




How that different from Pennsylvania Dutch English "Throw the horse over the fence some hay"
7/9/2011 7:04:35 PM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:



I'm a Ranger.  So your opinion sucks automatically.



I earned my black beret.



RLTW!  ATW!


You served in the 75th also?

 
7/9/2011 7:10:25 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:


was just going to post this


Right click ..... save as ....... American Eagle Fucks Canada ...... Save.
7/9/2011 7:22:40 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:

Quoted:

I'm a Ranger.  So your opinion sucks automatically.

I earned my black beret.

RLTW!  ATW!

You served in the 75th also?  


Yes.  I joined the Army to be a Paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne.  That was my life's goal.  After Panama, they wanted to "spread the wealth" of combat experienced joes.  I got levied to Korea.  I served in the 2nd ID for 16 months.  When I rotated back to the States, I went to RIP.  I graduated as class leader and went on to 3rd Rgr Bn.

After my four years, I re-upped for LRS and spent three years enjoying the best job in the Army.  After 9-11, I joined back up and trained medics in Texas.  I never deployed overseas during the GWOT.
7/9/2011 7:27:45 PM EDT
[#48]
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You know theres only one division in the Army.... and it's the 82 ABN DIV!   also all these asshole POGs that are happy about the switch back to Patrol Caps, They are happy with the decision because they have never earned the Maroon Beret!


The black beret belongs to Armor.

It always has, it always will.


Ho-lee-shit

Do push ups.





Mr. 82nd.  The black Beret belongs to armor all over the fucking globe.
Pull up a Ft Knox yearbook, and, everyone's wearing a black beret in the 70's.

There will be no pushups.  The Rangers deserve a distinctive headgear.
They should have it.  That is not in argument.


I'm a Ranger.  So your opinion sucks automatically.

I earned my black beret.

RLTW!  ATW!
For the Rangers a tan beret looks cooler anyhow.

7/9/2011 7:28:52 PM EDT
[#49]
Sounds like there is an entry way before the actual front door.
7/9/2011 7:30:16 PM EDT
[#50]
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WHats with the canadian tuxedo? you look like denim dan, what are you, the president and founder of levi straus? -Farva


Are you Airborne?


yep, just taking a brief 3 years away to fill some boots! Im 11B abn, JM and now recruiter. Im from 3 bct 82ABN and stuck in USAREC, I'll be back though I hope!
DID you get in on the 173 afghan jump? if not, then where'd the mustard stain come from?


And the 173rd didn't jump in Afghanistan brotha
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