[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Whatever... (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 7/2/2011 6:28:22 AM EDT
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Fine... Yeah, maybe I wasn't the chick magnet in high school but I can fucking slay bitches in the sack these days. But no, you still put on a front like youare too good. What the fuck ever.... I've tried, carried you when you were puking in my new truck, made sure you got home. You always get played by the guys you date bit you just don't give a fuck.
You fucking work retail and dropped out of college but you bitch about life. And yes, I did fall off the steps last night on that piece of shit trailer house, spill my beer and fall on top of some land whale who preceded to slap the shit out of me. I didn't care, I was drink, fuck, I'm drunk now. I got back up like a champ. Maybe I'll call the 30 year old I met at the bar who wouldn't shut the fuck upnabout her kids...lady, I don't care about your children, what I care about is in them britches... But some fuckstick from Louisiana had to back into my truck simultaneously cock blocking me. Fuck you. Mother fuck I am shit faced right now, I'm about to pour some whisk pey and hit up my pool. What's the point of this thread? There is no Fuckijg point. Bring on the day, I'm gonna dominate. |
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Fine... Yeah, maybe I wasn't the chick magnet in high school but I can fucking slay bitches in the sack these days. But no, you still put on a front like youare too good. What the fuck ever.... I've tried, carried you when you were puking in my new truck, made sure you got home. You always get played by the guys you date bit you just don't give a fuck. You fucking work retail and dropped out of college but you bitch about life. And yes, I did fall off the steps last night on that piece of shit trailer house, spill my beer and fall on top of some land whale who preceded to slap the shit out of me. I didn't care, I was drink, fuck, I'm drunk now. I got back up like a champ. Maybe I'll call the 30 year old I met at the bar who wouldn't shut the fuck upnabout her kids...lady, I don't care about your children, what I care about is in them britches... But some fuckstick from Louisiana had to back into my truck simultaneously cock blocking me. Fuck you. Mother fuck I am shit faced right now, I'm about to pour some whisk pey and hit up my pool. What's the point of this thread? There is no Fuckijg point. Bring on the day, I'm gonna dominate. I bet you'd be fun to hang out with by the pool right now. I love talking to guys who are drunk as shit! (and no, I'm not kidding) |
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Fine... Yeah, maybe I wasn't the chick magnet in high school but I can fucking slay bitches in the sack these days. But no, you still put on a front like youare too good. What the fuck ever.... I've tried, carried you when you were puking in my new truck, made sure you got home. You always get played by the guys you date bit you just don't give a fuck. You fucking work retail and dropped out of college but you bitch about life. And yes, I did fall off the steps last night on that piece of shit trailer house, spill my beer and fall on top of some land whale who preceded to slap the shit out of me. I didn't care, I was drink, fuck, I'm drunk now. I got back up like a champ. Maybe I'll call the 30 year old I met at the bar who wouldn't shut the fuck upnabout her kids...lady, I don't care about your children, what I care about is in them britches... But some fuckstick from Louisiana had to back into my truck simultaneously cock blocking me. Fuck you. Mother fuck I am shit faced right now, I'm about to pour some whisk pey and hit up my pool. What's the point of this thread? There is no Fuckijg point. Bring on the day, I'm gonna dominate. I bet you'd be fun to hang out with by the pool right now. I love talking to guys who are drunk as shit! (and no, I'm not kidding) when I drink the right amount, I become almost prophetic in my drunken ramblings. |
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Fine... Yeah, maybe I wasn't the chick magnet in high school but I can fucking slay bitches in the sack these days. But no, you still put on a front like youare too good. What the fuck ever.... I've tried, carried you when you were puking in my new truck, made sure you got home. You always get played by the guys you date bit you just don't give a fuck. You fucking work retail and dropped out of college but you bitch about life. And yes, I did fall off the steps last night on that piece of shit trailer house, spill my beer and fall on top of some land whale who preceded to slap the shit out of me. I didn't care, I was drink, fuck, I'm drunk now. I got back up like a champ. Maybe I'll call the 30 year old I met at the bar who wouldn't shut the fuck upnabout her kids...lady, I don't care about your children, what I care about is in them britches... But some fuckstick from Louisiana had to back into my truck simultaneously cock blocking me. Fuck you. Mother fuck I am shit faced right now, I'm about to pour some whisk pey and hit up my pool. What's the point of this thread? There is no Fuckijg point. Bring on the day, I'm gonna dominate. I bet you'd be fun to hang out with by the pool right now. I love talking to guys who are drunk as shit! (and no, I'm not kidding) when I drink the right amount, I become almost prophetic in my drunken ramblings. What is the screen name of the guy who puked in your truck? |
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Hahaha, keep it up bud!
Nothing like being drunk at 9:30, makes the rest of the day, interesting you could say, if you can keep the buzz going and stay awake.. I couldn't get laid worth a fuck during high school, I was a gangly weird shy kid, but in college (trade school) I grew into my body and became confident in myself, that was about 7 years ago, and I haven't been slacking in the getting puss dept since (my time in the USMC didn't hurt), for the past 6 months I've been banging a 19 yr/old, I'm 27, no relationship, just sex, life is good  ..
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Dude, 9:30 am. Reflect on your life choices. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Its the weekend, fool. I go low carb Mon-Fri. I dont touch a beer but when night falls on friday, I hit the bar. You don't have to justify your choices to him or anybody else on here. I'm just enjoying this thread. 
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Fine... Yeah, maybe I wasn't the chick magnet in high school but I can fucking slay bitches in the sack these days. But no, you still put on a front like youare too good. What the fuck ever.... I've tried, carried you when you were puking in my new truck, made sure you got home. You always get played by the guys you date bit you just don't give a fuck. You fucking work retail and dropped out of college but you bitch about life. And yes, I did fall off the steps last night on that piece of shit trailer house, spill my beer and fall on top of some land whale who preceded to slap the shit out of me. I didn't care, I was drink, fuck, I'm drunk now. I got back up like a champ. Maybe I'll call the 30 year old I met at the bar who wouldn't shut the fuck upnabout her kids...lady, I don't care about your children, what I care about is in them britches... But some fuckstick from Louisiana had to back into my truck simultaneously cock blocking me. Fuck you. Mother fuck I am shit faced right now, I'm about to pour some whisk pey and hit up my pool. What's the point of this thread? There is no Fuckijg point. Bring on the day, I'm gonna dominate. Fuck skanks. IIf some bitch thinks she is better than you, just tell her "Hey don't be picky...apparently I'm not" and just walk away. Then tell her she is nothing but a cock socket as you walk away. |
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Quoted: What'd be hawt is if the chick texted back asking to join. Quoted: 10/10. I'm a sucker for drunk ramblings. bonus points for fucking the bar chick and sending pics to the other chick. Nothing says fuck you like sending a chick a pic of you balls deep in some other chick.  That'd be pretty hawt! |
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10/10. I'm a sucker for drunk ramblings. bonus points for fucking the bar chick and sending pics to the other chick. Nothing says fuck you like sending a chick a pic of you balls deep in some other chick. That'd be pretty hawt! Usually the leg-humping is a male-on-female sorta thing..... You are a first. That I've seen anyway...... |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This thread needs more drunken rambling... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Dude, I am posting from a Ipad on an innertube in my pool... Im trying. Ramble away dude. And post pics.  What, you guys think you have the perversion market cornered? Always the pics with you.  |
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Quoted: It's the kind of equality I could get behind.Quoted: Quoted: 10/10. I'm a sucker for drunk ramblings. bonus points for fucking the bar chick and sending pics to the other chick. Nothing says fuck you like sending a chick a pic of you balls deep in some other chick. That'd be pretty hawt! Usually the leg-humping is a male-on-female sorta thing..... You are a first. That I've seen anyway......  |