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7/1/2011 9:07:40 AM EDT
I just got stopped at a Roanoke City Revenue Generation Center (police roadblock) on my way home from work. As we all know, it's a way for the police to conduct fishing expeditions and raise money for the city under the guise of "public safety".

Seeing that I was on a scooter, Cop #1 was smart enough to realize I don't need a license and waved me through. Unfortunately, Cop #2 wasn't as smart and stopped me 15 feet later. I told her Cop #1 had just waved me through since I don't need a license to operate a scooter and she said, "That's OK, I just want to see who's driving through. Can I see some ID?"

While looking at my license, she glanced up and asked my if my scooter was stolen. I gave her a WTF look and said, "Of course it's not stolen. Do you ask everyone you stop if their vehicle is stolen?"

She ignored me, gave me back my license, and waved me on.

God damn it. Here it is, Fourth of July weekend, when we're supposed to celebrate our independence and freedom.

"Papers, please..."  
7/1/2011 9:09:22 AM EDT
[#1]
You ride a scooter?

*mfff*

<<snicker>>



ETA:  I'm not terribly shocked to hear this, though, especially coming from Roanoke.
7/1/2011 9:14:53 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
You ride a scooter?

*mfff*

<<snicker>>



ETA:  I'm not terribly shocked to hear this, though, especially coming from Roanoke.


Yep, I ride a scooter.

With gas near 4 bucks a gallon, I pay about a buck and a half a week to get back and forth to work.

How 'bout you?
7/1/2011 9:15:38 AM EDT
[#3]
I'd ride a scooter if I could, but 14 miles of route 60 traffic would eat me alive.
7/1/2011 9:16:25 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You ride a scooter?

*mfff*

<<snicker>>



ETA:  I'm not terribly shocked to hear this, though, especially coming from Roanoke.


Yep, I ride a scooter.

With gas near 4 bucks a gallon, I pay about a buck and a half a week to get back and forth to work.

How 'bout you?


Man with a plan. I like that.

Good job.

7/1/2011 9:17:34 AM EDT
[#5]
I have the worst luck with roadblocks.  Of the 3 I have come across in my years of driving, they just waved me on through denying me my chance to post about it on arfcom.
7/1/2011 9:19:05 AM EDT
[#6]
I despise those roadblocks.
7/1/2011 9:21:05 AM EDT
[#7]
What kind of scooter?



I'd love to have a Stella or classic Vespa.




7/1/2011 9:25:36 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I despise those roadblocks.


They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.

7/1/2011 9:27:08 AM EDT
[#9]
Next time answer for the lulz.
"No,it's not stolen,it would be stupid to pack a stolen scooter full of meth. Oh,shit......"
7/1/2011 9:28:03 AM EDT
[#10]
I try to give Cops the benefit of the doubt as I realize that they deal with the lower 3% of society constantly.  However, it's hard to cut them slack when they can't seem to remember that other 97% of the population is nothing like the 3% they deal with non-stop.  

Generally speaking, I think Cops suffer from an authoritative syndrome which is brought on by a slightly lower than average IQ.  




7/1/2011 9:28:50 AM EDT
[#11]
Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?
7/1/2011 9:29:02 AM EDT
[#12]
Was she Hawt?
7/1/2011 9:29:11 AM EDT
[#13]
I wish I could drive a scooter to work.
7/1/2011 9:29:45 AM EDT
[#14]

As both a new and vintage Vespa owner, good on you!


The tougest tax collectors are those with tin on their chest...




7/1/2011 9:29:58 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?


The USSC has said it's okay as long as they oppress everybody equally.
7/1/2011 9:30:57 AM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


I wish I could drive a scooter to work.


No kidding. I would totally sport a viking helmet.

 
7/1/2011 9:31:04 AM EDT
[#17]
They got rid of those DUI road blocks here years ago, last time I remember seeing one was in the early 90s.  They (between the feds and local gov) also outlawed all the cool fireworks, ruining the holiday.  I don't even bother anymore, thanks a lot .gov.
7/1/2011 9:31:08 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?


The supremes decided constitutionality didn't matter
7/1/2011 9:31:33 AM EDT
[#19]
Would I tell you if it was stolen?





jrzy - there are a lot of hot female cops on Phoenix PD.
7/1/2011 9:31:46 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?


True. SCOTUS ruled them unConstitutional but allowed them saying that they were for the public good.
7/1/2011 9:32:27 AM EDT
[#21]
I know a guy who rides a scooter.  I strongly suspect him of being gay.  Not because he rides the scooter, but because being gay makes it a lot easier to ride a scooter.
7/1/2011 9:37:34 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I despise those roadblocks.


They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.



That's the argument- and then the deputies ask something like "Is your scooter stolen?"

I wonder what the deputy would have said if you countered with an explanation that the checkpoints are only legal for safety purposes and not law enforcement ones, and that their question violated that.  
7/1/2011 9:40:18 AM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

I despise those roadblocks.




They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.







That's the argument- and then the deputies ask something like "Is your scooter stolen?"



I wonder what the deputy would have said if you countered with an explanation that the checkpoints are only legal for safety purposes and not law enforcement ones, and that their question violated that.  


He'd be posting with one hand, and counting bullshit summons in the other.

 
7/1/2011 9:40:36 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I try to give Cops the benefit of the doubt as I realize that they deal with the lower 3% of society constantly.  ....
...

Making the mental shift to deal with the 97% can't be easy to do all the time.
Still, it makes life rather difficult when they don't.

Scooter: a great idea when it is possible. I ride a motorcycle for the same reasons on my non-scooter-able commute.
7/1/2011 9:41:04 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You ride a scooter?

*mfff*

<<snicker>>



ETA:  I'm not terribly shocked to hear this, though, especially coming from Roanoke.


Yep, I ride a scooter.

With gas near 4 bucks a gallon, I pay about a buck and a half a week to get back and forth to work.

How 'bout you?


I just bought a Ninja 250 for much the same reason...
7/1/2011 9:46:22 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
You ride a scooter?

*mfff*

<<snicker>>

[img]

ETA:  I'm not terribly shocked to hear this, though, especially coming from Roanoke.[img]

It's ok. I checked and he turned in his man card upon purchase of said scooter.
7/1/2011 9:53:45 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?


The USSC rubber stamp from the kangaroo court has said it's okay as long as they oppress everybody equally.


7/1/2011 10:04:48 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I despise those roadblocks.


They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.



That's the argument- and then the deputies ask something like "Is your scooter stolen?"

I wonder what the deputy would have said if you countered with an explanation that the checkpoints are only legal for safety purposes and not law enforcement ones, and that their question violated that.  


"The suspect made a furtive move."


7/1/2011 10:22:36 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I despise those roadblocks.


They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.



That's the argument- and then the deputies ask something like "Is your scooter stolen?"

I wonder what the deputy would have said if you countered with an explanation that the checkpoints are only legal for safety purposes and not law enforcement ones, and that their question violated that.  


"The suspect made a furtive move."




Yup. Pretty much this. The shitty thing about cops is their word is gold in a court, no matter what they say or do.
Fuckers. I had a cop flat out lie in court about 2 weeks ago, and the judge bought it, hook line and sinker.
7/1/2011 10:26:06 AM EDT
[#30]
Shoulda called her a n00b.
7/1/2011 10:30:42 AM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

I despise those roadblocks.




They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.







That's the argument- and then the deputies ask something like "Is your scooter stolen?"



I wonder what the deputy would have said if you countered with an explanation that the checkpoints are only legal for safety purposes and not law enforcement ones, and that their question violated that.  




"The suspect made a furtive move."









Yup. Pretty much this. The shitty thing about cops is their word is gold in a court, no matter what they say or do.

Fuckers. I had a cop flat out lie in court about 2 weeks ago, and the judge bought it, hook line and sinker.



That's funny.  I have seen a lot of cases thrown out because the judge did not think the officers story was credible.  



 
7/1/2011 10:33:14 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

I despise those roadblocks.




They are for your safety and have nothing to do with revenue or a nice relaxing way to grab a little Holiday OT.







That's the argument- and then the deputies ask something like "Is your scooter stolen?"



I wonder what the deputy would have said if you countered with an explanation that the checkpoints are only legal for safety purposes and not law enforcement ones, and that their question violated that.  




"The suspect made a furtive move."









Yup. Pretty much this. The shitty thing about cops is their word is gold in a court, no matter what they say or do.

Fuckers. I had a cop flat out lie in court about 2 weeks ago, and the judge bought it, hook line and sinker.



That's funny.  I have seen a lot of cases thrown out because the judge did not think the officers story was credible.  

 


Yessir, I have as well.

 
7/1/2011 10:54:38 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
What kind of scooter?

I'd love to have a Stella or classic Vespa.



It's a 2009 Yamaha Zuma.

Good looking scooter, plus you can keep a 12-pack on ice under the seat

But back to the subject, I hate these fucking roadblocks with a passion.


7/1/2011 11:30:49 AM EDT
[#34]
I'm sorry, why did you have to show ID again?  What crime were you accused of?  Who was her supervisor?
7/1/2011 11:34:05 AM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



Quoted:

What kind of scooter?



I'd love to have a Stella or classic Vespa.







It's a 2009 Yamaha Zuma.



Good looking scooter, plus you can keep a 12-pack on ice under the seat



But back to the subject, I hate these fucking roadblocks with a passion.







Other than politicians(police admin falls under this category too), I really don't know who likes them.  



 
7/1/2011 11:36:41 AM EDT
[#36]
I wouldn't have even answered her.
7/1/2011 11:38:01 AM EDT
[#37]
Careful, people in your area have been known to "disappear".  
7/1/2011 11:40:27 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?






THEY made it legal.



 
7/1/2011 11:41:34 AM EDT
[#39]
You ride a scooter?

7/1/2011 11:42:26 AM EDT
[#40]
This is happening up here in NoVA too.
7/1/2011 11:43:10 AM EDT
[#41]
A friend of mine drives a little Honda back and forth to work.  He put a fake NOx bottle on it.  Pretty damn funny sight.
7/1/2011 11:44:16 AM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:




Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?


It's constitutional because they're doing it to "everybody."



 
7/1/2011 11:45:27 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:





Quoted:





But back to the subject, I hate these fucking roadblocks with a passion.







Other than politicians(police admin falls under this category too), I really don't know who likes them.  

 


MADD



 
7/1/2011 11:46:27 AM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:





Quoted:



Aren't police roadblocks unconstitutional because they operate on the premise that everyone passing through is guilty, without any evidence, of some crime? I thought law enforcement needed probably cause to stop, detain, and interrogate a U.S. Citizen?


It's constitutional because they're doing it to "everybody."

 
That's the theory at least.  I am still very uncomfortable with the whole concept.  That's just me though. Obviously I can't speak for others.  





 
7/1/2011 11:47:09 AM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:





But back to the subject, I hate these fucking roadblocks with a passion.







Other than politicians(police admin falls under this category too), I really don't know who likes them.  

 


MADD

 


I forgot about them.  They wield quite a bit of influence too.  



 
7/1/2011 11:47:52 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What kind of scooter?

I'd love to have a Stella or classic Vespa.



It's a 2009 Yamaha Zuma.

Good looking scooter, plus you can keep a 12-pack on ice under the seat

But back to the subject, I hate these fucking roadblocks with a passion.




My former co-worker has a Honda Big Ruckus, that thing is a blast.

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7/1/2011 11:49:28 AM EDT
[#47]







7/1/2011 11:50:17 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I'd ride a scooter if I could, but 7 miles of route 66 traffic would eat me alive.


fixed for me...
7/1/2011 11:50:54 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What kind of scooter?

I'd love to have a Stella or classic Vespa.



It's a 2009 Yamaha Zuma.

Good looking scooter, plus you can keep a 12-pack on ice under the seat

But back to the subject, I hate these fucking roadblocks with a passion.




My former co-worker has a Honda Big Ruckus, that thing is a blast.

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My buddy has a couple of Vespas and another friend wanted to go riding around on them and talked me into go with him. We rode all over town, we went through the bank drive through so he could make a deposit. Just goofed off for about an hour on them. When we got back I noticed that mine had a bumper sticker on the back that said:

Just Flossin Like a Mothefucker Clowning and Shit with a picture of a rapper on it.



7/1/2011 11:55:07 AM EDT
[#50]



Quoted:


You ride a scooter?





VA and I scoot around all the time together, we're cool with it.







 
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