[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Brit Bash Friday (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 6/17/2011 9:27:54 AM EDT
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You can no longer use white bread as bait while fishing because it makes the fish fat.
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 BRITAN! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! We demand that you answer for these atrocities against white bread and......fish, I guess. OP - Brit Bash's are usually bolded. Edit your title and put after the title. UK_John has bad eyes and we need to help them find this thread. Shit, this is gonna be epic.  |
| Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. |
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Quoted: Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome. |
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Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome.
Sorry. Got confused, as I could have sworn Thursday was the Brit Bash day. |
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Quoted: you only made the second post , you gettin slow BRITAN! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! We demand that you answer for these atrocities against white bread and......fish, I guess. OP - Brit Bash's are usually bolded. Edit your title and put after the title. UK_John has bad eyes and we need to help them find this thread. Shit, this is gonna be epic.  .and it aint Brit bash day yet  and i dont fish |
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.I'd rather live in San Francisco than Great Britain. 
San Fransisco at least doesn't focus on daily class ware fare . I never realized how fucked the UK was till I got here. Chav's cause trouble cop's see go other direction.Then the side walks, OH LAWD, but the food tastes better. As a foreigner I am pretty well off, but damn if the popo doesn't live to abuse and harass the law abiding brit's. FLAME SUIT ON
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Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome.
Sorry. Got confused, as I could have sworn Thursday was the Brit Bash day. You've been here long enough to know that Thursdays are, as Monty Python put it, something... completely different.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome. Sorry. Got confused, as I could have sworn Thursday was the Brit Bash day. You've been here long enough to know that Thursdays are, as Monty Python put it, something... completely different. so what day is Canada bash day  , just so i get it right   |
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You can no longer use white bread as bait while fishing because it makes the fish fat. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8578793/Anglers-banned-from-using-white-bread-bait-amid-fat-fish-claims.html Yeah..... we took a look at Americans. saw how much white bread you lot ate and thought......."Fuck that.... British Attack fish will not be turned into loud obnoxious gits that need a reinforced war chariot just to go for a poo." Thus the White Bread ban was entrusted to the Angling community. For the record, a 12lb British Carp are so hardcore they will sink a 150 foot trawler and then eat a Giant Marlin. You know why there are no Great Whites in the Manchester Ship Canal???? That's right......British Fucking Carp......with tattoo's and Manc accents. Imagine if you will the dulcit tones of John Cooper-Clarke......but in a fish. A sort of John Cooper-Carp. Here is a picture of a British Carp raping a man with it's giant bread-free trouser penetrating penis. Shortly after this picture was taken, the Carp (called Steve) decapitated the man (ironically also called Steve), drank his blood and then turned on the Camera man before flopping back into the blood soaked water like a vampiric Tactical Minky Whale. 
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Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome.
Sorry. Got confused, as I could have sworn Thursday was the Brit Bash day. You've been here long enough to know that Thursdays are, as Monty Python put it, something... completely different.
so what day is Canada bash day , just so i get it right
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Nice pic. Milk in bags is a valid joke at any time. Like right now, for instance. And this isn't even a Canada-bashing thread. Though it is considered good form to hold off on anti-Canada statements regarding their medical community and policies until Mondays when we have our regularly scheduled knock-down, drag-out battle royale over healthcare. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome. Sorry. Got confused, as I could have sworn Thursday was the Brit Bash day. You've been here long enough to know that Thursdays are, as Monty Python put it, something... completely different. so what day is Canada bash day , just so i get it right http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/hilixsurf/milky-bar-kid-.jpg This isn't even a Canada-bashing thread. No shit. How did this get so off-track? |
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag?  Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Meh, a single fishery directing folks to not use white bread as bait (in part because they noted folks showing up with 8 loaves of the stuff and just throwing it in the water,) in part because it was attracting rats, and in part because it was not healthy for the fish, doesn't really equal what the OP suggests. You obviously don't understand how Brit Bashes work. We take the headline out of context and ignore the rest of the article. Lulz come afterward. You're welcome. Sorry. Got confused, as I could have sworn Thursday was the Brit Bash day. You've been here long enough to know that Thursdays are, as Monty Python put it, something... completely different. so what day is Canada bash day , just so i get it right http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/hilixsurf/milky-bar-kid-.jpg Nice pic. Milk in bags is a valid joke at any time. Like right now, for instance. And this isn't even a Canada-bashing thread. Though it is considered good form to hold off on anti-Canada statements regarding their medical community and policies until Mondays when we have our regularly scheduled knock-down, drag-out battle royale over healthcare. right , so they are like the Mahdi army , and are to be engaged at any opportunity , gotcha |
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html 
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html
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It's a lot safer then where I'am originally from
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html
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You can no longer use white bread as bait while fishing because it makes the fish fat. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8578793/Anglers-banned-from-using-white-bread-bait-amid-fat-fish-claims.html Yeah..... we took a look at Americans. saw how much white bread you lot ate and thought......."Fuck that.... British Attack fish will not be turned into loud obnoxious gits that need a reinforced war chariot just to go for a poo." Thus the White Bread ban was entrusted to the Angling community. For the record, a 12lb British Carp are so hardcore they will sink a 150 foot trawler and then eat a Giant Marlin. You know why there are no Great Whites in the Manchester Ship Canal???? That's right......British Fucking Carp......with tattoo's and Manc accents. Imagine if you will the dulcit tones of John Cooper-Clarke......but in a fish. A sort of John Cooper-Carp. Here is a picture of a British Carp raping a man with it's giant bread-free trouser penetrating penis. Shortly after this picture was taken, the Carp (called Steve) decapitated the man (ironically also called Steve), drank his blood and then turned on the Camera man before flopping back into the blood soaked water like a vampiric Tactical Minky Whale. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4hahiWzMpNY/S93iHsqAnVI/AAAAAAAAAyM/lZHKHVoSf2Y/s1600/carp-thumb-560x338-56351.jpg Well, this thread may be full of bloody Brits, but a case of fishrape is worth a minimum of 100 internets (or 1million Canadian dollars). |
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html
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It's a lot safer then where I'am originally from Helmand? Not that bad, but gunshot's were common.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: a weekend for two in Birmingham Quoted: Quoted: your name too shall go on zee list Quoted: Quoted: Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html What's my prize It's a lot safer then where I'am originally from maybe , but they talk funny |
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr356/agentfunky2003/staredown.gif lol, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost should be national treasures. I love those guys and hope they make many more films. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg522/scaled.php?server=522&filename=ohsnap.gif&res=medium Information like that almost required it's own discussion thread. FUCK  .Just what we needed , more ammo for the top hat crew |
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Maybe the Brits should use a bag of milk for bait instead What kind of retard keeps milk in a bag? Sainsbury's is to start selling milk in a bag in all of its supermarkets in an attempt to cut down on plastic packaging. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/greenerliving/7307719/Milk-in-a-bag-at-Sainsburys.html
What's my prize
It's a lot safer then where I'am originally from maybe , but they talk funny
You all talk funny but at least the food's good.
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