[ARCHIVED THREAD] - STDs (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 5/7/2011 12:01:38 AM EDT
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs.
i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. This will be awesome. EDIT: "Not getting any" |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Posting while drunk..... |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Posting while drunk..... P.W.D. Look out for the flashing lights. |
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im not drunk you jackasses i just dont want any STDs. it stresses me out, ive had a few scares and even now i could have something and not know it. i need to go get tested soon. No need to get snippy. It is just assumed that, assuming you didn't sleep through High school you would have learned a little about stds and since you are on the internet accessing this site you know how to use google. 
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im not drunk you jackasses i just dont want any STDs. it stresses me out, ive had a few scares and even now i could have something and not know it. i need to go get tested soon. Then don't have sex. "If you're scared, go to church." i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything. |
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i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything.
The problem with this attitude is, (a) they are dumb, and (b) they are sluts. Dumb = not being smart enough to protect themselves. Sluts = banging any guy who will bang them. This RADICALLY exposes them to a larger number of possible STD-carrying mates. Remember: if you sleep with a woman, you are sleeping with ALL of her previous lovers. |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Herpes and HIV everything else is curable. |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Posting while drunk..... More like posting while 13. Don't worry about it OP, I doubt very much that you'll get close enough to anything that could give you VD. Maybe feline syphilis. |
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i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything.
The problem with this attitude is, (a) they are dumb, and (b) they are sluts. Dumb = not being smart enough to protect themselves. Sluts = banging any guy who will bang them. This RADICALLY exposes them to a larger number of possible STD-carrying mates. Remember: if you sleep with a woman, you are sleeping with ALL of her previous lovers. exactly, so you see the predicament i am in. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: im not drunk you jackasses i just dont want any STDs. it stresses me out, ive had a few scares and even now i could have something and not know it. i need to go get tested soon. Then don't have sex. "If you're scared, go to church." i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything.  Not sure if you seriously believe this is possible - esp without protection. |
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i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything.
The problem with this attitude is, (a) they are dumb, and (b) they are sluts. Dumb = not being smart enough to protect themselves. Sluts = banging any guy who will bang them. This RADICALLY exposes them to a larger number of possible STD-carrying mates. Remember: if you sleep with a woman, you are sleeping with ALL of her previous lovers. exactly, so you see the predicament i am in. Just wear a rubber and plow that snow too. 
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Herpes and HIV everything else is curable. they can CURE genital warts and Hep B (lower risk of contraction, but still a risk)? news to me.
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im not drunk you jackasses i just dont want any STDs. it stresses me out, ive had a few scares and even now i could have something and not know it. i need to go get tested soon. Then don't have sex. "If you're scared, go to church." i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything. Your brain is already ravaged by syphilis judging by your above post. |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Herpes and HIV everything else is curable. they can CURE genital warts and Hep B (lower risk of contraction, but still a risk)? news to me. HPV Vaccine Hepatitis B Vaccine |
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not a "cure" but I will give it to you, same with the hep B vaccine I guess. |
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not a "cure" but I will give it to you, same with the hep B vaccine I guess. Wait...Wut? Kidding. Kidding. 
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im not drunk you jackasses i just dont want any STDs. it stresses me out, ive had a few scares and even now i could have something and not know it. i need to go get tested soon. Then don't have sex. "If you're scared, go to church." i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything. Your brain is already ravaged by syphilis judging by your above post. 
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have any of you ever been to college? everyone fucks everyone, why is it stupid for me to want to get some random ass a couple times a week? i just got out of a year long relationship and i want to be single for a while.
also, while blackout, judgment lacks. im sure ive fucked at least 3 chicks in my life that i have absolutely no recollection of whatsoever. |
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have any of you ever been to college? everyone fucks everyone, why is it stupid for me to want to get some random ass a couple times a week? i just got out of a year long relationship and i want to be single for a while. You should try a frat party then... |
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have any of you ever been to college? everyone fucks everyone, why is it stupid for me to want to get some random ass a couple times a week? i just got out of a year long relationship and i want to be single for a while. Watch out for those frat parties, then..... |
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have any of you ever been to college? everyone fucks everyone, why is it stupid for me to want to get some random ass a couple times a week? i just got out of a year long relationship and i want to be single for a while. Watch out for those frat parties, then..... LULZ! |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Herpes and HIV everything else is curable. they can CURE genital warts and Hep B (lower risk of contraction, but still a risk)? news to me. I'm vaccinated against Hepatitis B. |
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wtf, life would be so much better if there were no such thing as STDs. i try to always wear a condom until ive been with the girl for a month or so. but, sometimes i fail. especially with bjs. i start out just wanting a handjob but they always go for it eventually, and its hard to turn down when youre drunk. there are so many fucking STDs and condoms dont even prevent all of them. can someone give me a quick rundown of the things you have to worry about most as a male. Herpes and HIV everything else is curable. they can CURE genital warts and Hep B (lower risk of contraction, but still a risk)? news to me. I'm vaccinated against Hepatitis B. Go to Planned Parenthood and get HPV too. |
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Quoted: not a "cure" but I will give it to you, same with the hep B vaccine I guess. HPV is the warts right, so you still have to get those cauliflower looking fuckers lasered off, there is no cure for a virus, just treat the symptoms? Or am I way off eta: this is assuming you're not already vaccinated against it |
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Quoted: have any of you ever been to college? everyone fucks everyone, why is it stupid for me to want to get some random ass a couple times a week? i just got out of a year long relationship and i want to be single for a while. also, while blackout, judgment lacks. im sure ive fucked at least 3 chicks in my life that i have absolutely no recollection of whatsoever. Enjoy yourself, wear a condom and get tested every few months (the local health clinic should be free just tell them when they ask your income your a poor college student) |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: im not drunk you jackasses i just dont want any STDs. it stresses me out, ive had a few scares and even now i could have something and not know it. i need to go get tested soon. Then don't have sex. "If you're scared, go to church." i want to plow as many dumb sluts as i can without getting anything. And we're off!!!!!!!  |
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have any of you ever been to college? everyone fucks everyone, why is it stupid for me to want to get some random ass a couple times a week? i just got out of a year long relationship and i want to be single for a while. also, while blackout, judgment lacks. im sure ive fucked at least 3 chicks in my life that i have absolutely no recollection of whatsoever. Yeah, I've been to college. I banged like a rabbit the entire time and managed to stay STD free and not get anyone pregnant. Care to know my secret? I put on a condom. I hated them, but I figured it was better than a burning sensation when I pissed, or worse. If you can't manage drinking without blacking out, then you need to re-evaluate your life plan. Just wait for 5 years. 25% of your buddies will have herpes or child support payments. Don't be them. |
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not a "cure" but I will give it to you, same with the hep B vaccine I guess. HPV is the warts right, so you still have to get those cauliflower looking fuckers lasered off, there is no cure for a virus, just treat the symptoms? Or am I way off HPV is genital warts, there is no cure after you have contracted, it just maintenance treatment. |
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Quoted: I remember the pictures from sex ed, maintenance treatment my ass, more like geniatal mutilation with a cattle branding ironQuoted: Quoted: not a "cure" but I will give it to you, same with the hep B vaccine I guess. HPV is the warts right, so you still have to get those cauliflower looking fuckers lasered off, there is no cure for a virus, just treat the symptoms? Or am I way off HPV is genital warts, there is no cure after you have contracted, it just maintenance treatment. this will not go as OP planned |