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AR15.COM
4/30/2011 4:16:14 PM EDT



Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot



Gunpowder-stuffed mock cock labelled 'Merry Xmas bitch'
A Minnesota man has been cuffed on charges of "creating an explosive
device and making terroristic threats" after allegedly rigging the worst
Xmas present ever for an ex-girlfriend – an exploding vibrator.



According to the Criminal Complaint
(PDF), Terry Allen Lester, 37, (pictured) was reported to police by two
women with whom he'd been sharing a Waseca apartment. He told the pair
he'd "made some modifications" to a vibrator and intended to give it to
one of three women "because his relationship with those females had
ended badly".





























BEST. TERRORIST. EVAR.





 
4/30/2011 4:25:31 PM EDT
[#1]
LOLWUT
4/30/2011 4:29:18 PM EDT
[#2]
That would have been an explosive orgasm.......
4/30/2011 4:29:54 PM EDT
[#3]
I think I remember hearing about this...
4/30/2011 4:30:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Some kind of buzz bomb?
4/30/2011 4:31:30 PM EDT
[#5]
A snuke in the sniz?
4/30/2011 4:32:08 PM EDT
[#6]
The stench!



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4/30/2011 4:34:04 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


Some kind of buzz bomb?


nah id just say its a buzz kill.

 
4/30/2011 4:37:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Some kind of buzz bomb?


I chuckled.
4/30/2011 4:38:05 PM EDT
[#9]
It would have been mind blowing,
4/30/2011 4:40:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Do that dude has a mullet????
4/30/2011 4:41:15 PM EDT
[#11]
Redefining the 'dirty bomb'
4/30/2011 4:42:25 PM EDT
[#12]



Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:


Do that dude has a mullet????


Looking at the guy, I can't imagine why the relationship "ended badly"
 
4/30/2011 4:45:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Good thing they picked him up before he found those razor blades she put in his fleshlight.
4/30/2011 4:50:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Ho Ho Ho, Ho
4/30/2011 4:50:34 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
A snuke in the sniz?


4/30/2011 4:54:12 PM EDT
[#16]
She would have squirted all over.
4/30/2011 5:36:11 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Good thing they picked him up before he found those razor blades she put in his fleshlight.


Not cool man...  Exploding vibrator is funny.  But razor blades in a fleshlight?  Not cool...