how to stop Ding Dong Ditch at 3am it is pissing me off i want to kick this kids ass
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:41:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
how to stop Ding Dong Ditch at 3am it is pissing my off.
It's pissing your off?
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:42:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Run outside with a Garand, and yell: "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:43:03 PM EDT
[#3]
metal door bell
electric fence transformer
???
profit
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:43:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:43:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: metal door bell
electric fence transformer
???
profit
Just cover your ass with a "do not ring bell" note above it. This way you can claim you warned them
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:43:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Stay up with night vision and wait for the perp to return or just wait until school starts again and everything will be fine.
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:47:09 PM EDT
[#7]
the large rat traps on your porch, lights out.
or
webcam, motion sensor, and find the little bastards later...
or
Camp out in your vehicle parked in front of your house one night, and scare the fuck out of them when they approach the door.
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:48:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:49:39 PM EDT
[#9]
Have your doorbell wired to a claymore - set it on a timer so say from 8am till 10pm the wires go to the doorbell, otherwise <BOOM!>
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:50:36 PM EDT
[#10]
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, OLD MAN!
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:53:03 PM EDT
[#11]
i want to let my shepherd go
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:53:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Thumbtacks glued to the doorbell solved my problem before.
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:56:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: Thumbtacks glued to the doorbell solved my problem before.
i like this idea
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:56:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Thumbtacks glued to the doorbell solved my problem before.
i like this idea
+1
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:58:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: Thumbtacks glued to the doorbell solved my problem before.
Brilliant!
Posted: 4/23/2011 5:59:06 PM EDT
[#16]
I scramble in condition red out the door in my undies, fixed bayonet. I caught the kids, hiding in the bushes when I heard them laughing "dude, your bayonet is too short for that gun man!" Little bastards, just wait 'till I get my REAL 14.5" bbl...
Posted: 4/23/2011 6:03:20 PM EDT
[#17]
I painted them the same color as the doorbell super glued them on and shut off my auto security light... Perfect!!!
Posted: 4/23/2011 6:11:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Hope you like having broken eggs all over your house.
After you "show them" that is the logical progression.
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:25:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Hope you like having broken eggs all over your house.
After you "show them" that is the logical progression.
Not if he catches them and beats the snot out of them.
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:31:18 PM EDT
[#20]
Send those little rat bastards home WET!
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:34:02 PM EDT
[#21]
Claymores.
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:34:10 PM EDT
[#22]
Put dog poo on it. Make sure to remove in the morning.
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:38:15 PM EDT
[#23]
put some capsaicin on it. when they wipe their eyes, or beat off, they will know your wrath.
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:47:52 PM EDT
[#24]
Razorblades?
Posted: 4/23/2011 7:48:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Who'd ya piss off?
Posted: 4/23/2011 8:06:12 PM EDT
[#26]
tiger trap to replace porch. cover with boards until 0100, replace at 0600
it is pissing me off i want to kick this kids ass
