Posted: 5/15/2002 3:10:56 PM EDT
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My Children, I know there has been some speculation on this site about whether I prefer an AK-47 or an M16. Being an old carpenter, my preference is with the beautiful walnut of the M1A. I just wanted to set the record straight. -Christ. p.s. the M16 is a fine rifle too. |
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Yahweh Why did you punish the fish when Eve ran into the river like that ? They were just swimming around having a good ol' time. And you go and punish them like that and make them all smell like pussy. Not that I mind the smell of pussy but it seemed to me a little harsh on the little guys. Of coarse I am just a human and don't know the mind of God. |
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Quoted: My Children, I know there has been some speculation on this site about whether I prefer an AK-47 or an M16. Being an old carpenter, my preference is with the beautiful walnut of the M1A. I just wanted to set the record straight. -Christ. p.s. the M16 is a fine rifle too. Stop taking acid!!! Wingnut. ARH |
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Quoted: Don't put to much faith in what you have been told, what much of the mutated religions preach, or twisted versions of history. My Lord thou doest useth the wrong "to" -that should be "too"- does this answer some of those age old questions about the Divinity of Our Creator? Please do not smite me. And what about cats, You are ducking that one too. I could do better with a magic 8ball, at least it always gives an answer- and it doesn't complain about adultery either! |
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I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. |
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Quoted: I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. Hey Jesus, in you last sentence you should have capitalized "Some". Always wanted to tell the the son of God he made a mistake. [:D] |
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Quoted: I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. My question isn't about false stories about the Bible or anything a misguided preacher has told me. [b]I just wanna know why you made fish smell like pussy. Can you at least answer that ?[/b] |
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Quoted: Quoted: I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. My question isn't about false stories about the Bible or anything a misguided preacher has told me. [b]I just wanna know why you made fish smell like pussy. Can you at least answer that ?[/b] Dude, you got that BACKWARDS. |
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Ooh look. Yahweh sent me an instant message. "not with that attitude." I guess he took offense to me calling him an asswipe. Ok, Im sorry [s]"ASSWIPE"[/s], oops! I mean Yahweh. Forgive me. There. Feel better. [s]Now answer my question about the fish please.[/s] I mean will you answer my question about the fish ? |
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Quoted: Ooh look. Yahweh sent me an instant message. "not with that attitude." I guess he took offense to me calling him an asswipe. Ok, Im sorry [s]"ASSWIPE"[/s], oops! I mean Yahweh. Forgive me. There. Feel better. [s]Now answer my question about the fish please.[/s] I mean will you answer my question about the fish ? [:D] |
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Quoted: You know who is the strongest. Blah blah-this is the 21st century, I expect more from a diety. Let's see a burning bush, or how about some lightning bolts? It's Friday afternoon, how about a couple of Valkyries for after work drinks, although I sure ain't going back to "their" place. Come on Big Guy, hook a brother up. |
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Quoted: You know who is the strongest. Well I expected more from an ASSWIPE who wants to call himself Yahweh. You can't even talk trash good enough to live up to the name. Your boring the shit out of me. I know Jr. High just let you guys out for the summer so maybe your out playing hide and go seek with your friends, or nintendo. If your going to call yourself this at least live up to the expectations of a trash talking God. |
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Let's see - how should I respond to baiting posts by those lower on the evolutionary chain than trolls (you know who you are, BOG) ..... Here's my options..... 1. Hell is just a blast furnace to provide heat for my heavenly mansion to keep it all nice and toasty warm. And THANK YOU to those of you so WILLING to go there and provide fuel for the furnace. OR..... 2. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - John 3: 16 I'm leaning toward #2, but I could be persuaded to go with #1. [}:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: You know who is the strongest. Well I expected more from an ASSWIPE who wants to call himself Yahweh. You can't even talk trash good enough to live up to the name. Your boring the shit out of me. I know Jr. High just let you guys out for the summer so maybe your out playing hide and go seek with your friends, or nintendo. If your going to call yourself this at least live up to the expectations of a trash talking God. |
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I did not realize that when I started to communicate on this forum that I was responsible for your entertainment. Well now you know ASSWIPE. You are here just for me so start answering my questions. I wanna know about the fish. Right Now !!! And hurry the hell up before you mommy finds out you are on the computer again. Answer them and everyone else's question before you go out and play again. [IMG]http://www.unique-hardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/tweetz/bootyshake.gif[/IMG] |