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3/16/2011 7:19:59 PM EDT
Large Hadron Collider Could Be World's First Time Machine, Researchers' Theory Suggests

If the latest theory of Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho is right, the Large Hadron Collider –– the world's largest atom smasher that started regular operation last year –– could be the first machine capable of causing matter to travel backwards in time. "Our theory is a long shot," admitted Weiler, who is a physics professor at Vanderbilt University, "but it doesn't violate any laws of physics or experimental constraints."

One of the major goals of the collider is to find the elusive Higgs boson: the particle that physicists invoke to explain why particles like protons, neutrons and electrons have mass. If the collider succeeds in producing the Higgs boson, some scientists predict that it will create a second particle, called the Higgs singlet, at the same time. According to Weiler and Ho's theory, these singlets should have the ability to jump into an extra, fifth dimension where they can move either forward or backward in time and reappear in the future or past.

"One of the attractive things about this approach to time travel is that it avoids all the big paradoxes," Weiler said. "Because time travel is limited to these special particles, it is not possible for a man to travel back in time and murder one of his parents before he himself is born, for example. However, if scientists could control the production of Higgs singlets, they might be able to send messages to the past or future."



3/16/2011 7:21:27 PM EDT
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elusive Higgs boson


I red that as "elusive big bosom." It gave me a hugh hadron.
3/16/2011 7:24:40 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm going to go back in time to buy cheap ammo, and iodine tablets.
3/16/2011 7:26:38 PM EDT
[#3]
I would like to send a message to my 80s self.




3/16/2011 7:28:00 PM EDT
[#4]
so it makes worm holes?
3/16/2011 7:30:58 PM EDT
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3/16/2011 7:31:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I'm going to go back in time to buy cheap ammo, and iodine tablets guns.




3/16/2011 7:35:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Large Hadron Collider Could Be World's First Time Machine, Researchers' Theory Suggests

If the latest theory of Tom Weiler and Chui Man Ho is right, the Large Hadron Collider –– the world's largest atom smasher that started regular operation last year –– could be the first machine capable of causing matter to travel backwards in time. "Our theory is a long shot," admitted Weiler, who is a physics professor at Vanderbilt University, "but it doesn't violate any laws of physics or experimental constraints."

One of the major goals of the collider is to find the elusive Higgs boson: the particle that physicists invoke to explain why particles like protons, neutrons and electrons have mass. If the collider succeeds in producing the Higgs boson, some scientists predict that it will create a second particle, called the Higgs singlet, at the same time. According to Weiler and Ho's theory, these singlets should have the ability to jump into an extra, fifth dimension where they can move either forward or backward in time and reappear in the future or past.

"One of the attractive things about this approach to time travel is that it avoids all the big paradoxes," Weiler said. "Because time travel is limited to these special particles, it is not possible for a man to travel back in time and murder one of his parents before he himself is born, for example. However, if scientists could control the production of Higgs singlets, they might be able to send messages to the past or future."






You are like Geraldo, always bringing on the newsflash.  


3/16/2011 7:37:40 PM EDT
[#8]
I have a feeling this is going to end with laser-equipped T-Rex's coming Through The Looking Glass.
3/16/2011 7:38:44 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm not comfortable with the notion of Large Hardons darting in and out of the fifth dimension
3/16/2011 7:40:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Wouldn't it be easier to just use a pen and paper to send a message to the future?

3/16/2011 7:44:49 PM EDT
[#11]
Why is there a statue of Shiva at the site?

Is this a good luck charm?
3/16/2011 7:45:03 PM EDT
[#12]
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
3/16/2011 7:45:30 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Wouldn't it be easier to just use a pen and paper to send a message to the future?





Unless you want a question answered



 
3/16/2011 7:46:02 PM EDT
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elusive Higgs boson


I red that as "elusive big bosom." It gave me a hugh hadron.


That's awesome!  HaHa

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3/16/2011 7:48:01 PM EDT
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Wouldn't it be easier to just use a pen and paper to send a message to the future?



That's what I was wondering - Why the hell would you need a special gizmo to send a message to the future?  Won't they have history books already?
3/16/2011 7:48:11 PM EDT
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Wouldn't it be easier to just use a pen and paper to send a message to the future?



"Dear future,

Sucks right now.  There's radiation and Obama.  Hope it got better.  Please teleport two large hardons to acknowlegde receipt of this message."