Posted: 2/22/2011 9:44:15 AM EDT
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I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy..... |