[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Backyard ninja (Page 1 of 2)
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kinda funny, but as a guy who knows less than shit about swordsmanship, he seems to be doing ok against inanimate objects. When the zombie apocalypse comes and he's forced out of mom's basement, he'll survive longer than most.
Now if he'd just use that sword to do some edging on the back of the house..... |
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He knew how to handle the bow. He could load and fire pretty fast, but he looks like someone who has only practiced in the backyard against paper targets. He doesn’t fully draw the bow. And his sword work looks well practiced but very amateurish. In pistol terms it would be like someone who has fired thousands and thousands of rounds in practice from the classic gangsta homeboy sideways position. And he’s abusing his sword. Throwing your sword into the ground like that would be like intentionally throwing your AR into the mud muzzle first. |
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Quoted: Quoted: He knew how to handle the bow. He could load and fire pretty fast, but he looks like someone who has only practiced in the backyard against paper targets. He doesn’t fully draw the bow. And his sword work looks well practiced but very amateurish. In pistol terms it would be like someone who has fired thousands and thousands of rounds in practice from the classic gangsta homeboy sideways position. And he’s abusing his sword. Throwing your sword into the ground like that would be like intentionally throwing your AR into the mud muzzle first. Ahem, allow to me to preface this with... I am not a ninja. The video is sped up to make it look like he halfway knows what he's doing. |
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Quoted: Hey, at least he's outside and being active. Kudos for him. Dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard so nobody can see you, but you're being active: GOOD Filming yourself dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard: WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF... Posting video for, the all world to see, of yourself dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard and expecting people to take you seriously: SHIPWRECK...  |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLXdLgOybE
Can someone please embed for me? 
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im wet
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Hey, at least he's outside and being active. Kudos for him. Dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard so nobody can see you, but you're being active: GOOD Filming yourself dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard: WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF... Posting video for, the all world to see, of yourself dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard and expecting people to take you seriously: SHIPWRECK... So I should post the videos of me fencing in the back yard aginst the training dumy huh? 
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Check out the dudes Youtube channel ENJOY! http://www.youtube.com/user/DanBowenTV#p/a/u/0/a6FvAJmpYdE |
DANBO #8 (MUSHAYAMA'S MESSAGE, EL COCKROACH & THE BOUNTY HUNTERS)AWESOME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLmj2wyKlhU |
Tape! Its like kryptonite,.. but for ninjas.
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Hey, at least he's outside and being active. Kudos for him. Dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard so nobody can see you, but you're being active: GOOD Filming yourself dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard: WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF... Posting video for, the all world to see, of yourself dressing up in silly costumes and playing in your fenced in backyard and expecting people to take you seriously: SHIPWRECK... So I should post the videos of me fencing in the back yard aginst the training dumy huh? Epee 21 foot rule. Doit. Do. It. Doit. |
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He knew how to handle the bow. He could load and fire pretty fast, but he looks like someone who has only practiced in the backyard against paper targets. He doesn’t fully draw the bow. And his sword work looks well practiced but very amateurish. In pistol terms it would be like someone who has fired thousands and thousands of rounds in practice from the classic gangsta homeboy sideways position. And he’s abusing his sword. Throwing your sword into the ground like that would be like intentionally throwing your AR into the mud muzzle first. When I saw him stick his sword in the ground, I flashed on the Cheech and Chong movie "The Corsican Brothers" where Chong is talking to this cute girl that is interested in having sex with him and he's oblivious and talking about his sword. He tells her "it" used to be much bigger, but he was always sticking it in different things, until one day he stuck it in the ground and broke it off. She thinks he's talking about his pecker so the look on her face was great. I cruised youtube but couldn't find the clip. |