Posted: 2/2/2011 1:41:43 PM EDT
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A 5 year old boy and his mom were flying on a Southwest Airlines flight when the son said, "If dogs have little puppies and cats have little kittens, then why don't airplanes have little airplanes?"
The mom couldn't come up with a good reason so she told him to go ask the stewardess. He went up to the stewardess at the front of the plane and asked her the same question. She replied, "Did your mom not know the answer to that and sent you up here to ask me?" "Yes." "Well then I'll tell you why. It's because here at Southwest Airlines, we are vigilant to always pull out right in time." The kid of course asks what that meant, so the stewardess told him, "Go have your mom explain it to you." |
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A blond woman was driving in her new convertible with the top down. Cruising on a long open strech of farm land with corn fields on each side she spots another blond woman in the middle of a corn field sitting in a row boat fishing into the field. The convertible driving blond pulls her car off to the side of the road and gets out. Puzzled, as to why this girl is sitting on a boat fishing in the middle of a corn field with no water in sight. She yells at the blond in the boat. "Hey! what are you doing?" The blond in the boat yells back "I'm fishing for dinner!" The convertible blond gets mad and yells back. "You are in a corn field idiot!, It's dumb blonds like you that give us all a bad rap!!!" The blond in the boat yells back. "Why don't you mind your own business, So what are you going to do about it blondie???!" The convertible blond yells back. "If I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass!!" |
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A blonde gets pulled over for speeding. The officer, also a blonde, asks for her driver's license. The speeder rummages around in her purse for a few minutes, then says, "I know it must be in here somewhere––what does it look like?" The officer replies, "It's a little rectangle with your picture on it." The speeder then pulls out a make-up mirror, looks at it for a second, and hands it to the officer. The officer looks at it and says, "Oh! I didn't know you were a cop! You're free to go." |