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1/28/2011 9:59:22 AM EDT


   
The wife and I were at home watching TV.


   

   
   
   

   



   

   
   
   

   
I had the remote and was switching back
   and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.



   

   
   
   

   



   

   

   
She became more and more annoyed and
   finally said:



   

   

   



   

   

   
"For God's sake! Leave it on the
   porn channel!
 You already know how to fish!"












   

   

   
   
1/28/2011 10:07:54 AM EDT
[#1]
Is this related to "never drink water because fish fuck in it."?
1/28/2011 10:11:56 AM EDT
[#2]
Nah, just a good joke I heard today.  Here's another










 








 


 


 


 


 


 

 A  little old lady was walking down the street dragging two
 large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the  bags was ripped and
 every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.



 



  Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said,  "Ma'am,
 there are $20 bills falling out of that  bag."



 



  "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd
 better go back and see if I  can find them. Thanks for telling me
 officer."



 



  Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did  you get all
 that money? You didn't steal it, did  you?"



 



  "Oh, no, no", said the old lady.  "You see, my back
 yard is right next to a Golf  course. A lot of Golfers come and pee
 through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to
 really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you  know. Then I thought, 'why
 not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot
 hole,  real quiet, with my hedge  clippers. Every time some guy
 sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
 'O.K., buddy! Give  me $20, or off it comes..'



 



  "Well, that  seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
 "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"



 



 "Well, you know", said the little old  lady, "not
 everybody pays.."