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1/27/2011 8:44:05 PM EDT
What did kitty ever do to you?







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1/27/2011 8:47:15 PM EDT
[#1]
I don't, they just taste really damn good.  That fat one second from the bottom?  Hes asking for it.
1/27/2011 8:50:11 PM EDT
[#2]
Should I post pictures of my carpet that is torn to shit at damned near every door in the house?

If my wife wouldnt cut off my nuticles I'd deep fry that fucker and coat it in frank's red hot sauce and serve it for dinner.
1/27/2011 8:51:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Kitty make me sneeze and my eyes water.
1/27/2011 8:51:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Those cats are not old enough to piss in my planter or garden.....YET.....when the thoughtless,careless prick who owns them lets them roam wherever they please.
1/27/2011 8:51:36 PM EDT
[#5]
I like to hit kitty every chance I get.

I only hate them after,,,,
1/27/2011 8:52:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Should I post pictures of my carpet that is torn to shit at damned near every door in the house?

If my wife wouldnt cut off my nuticles I'd deep fry that fucker and coat it in frank's red hot sauce and serve it for dinner.


Suggestion.  Water spray bottle or small super soaker.  Yelling at them just encourages them even more.  Spraying the shit out of them with water works like a charm.
1/27/2011 8:57:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Should I post pictures of my carpet that is torn to shit at damned near every door in the house?

If my wife wouldnt cut off my nuticles I'd deep fry that fucker and coat it in frank's red hot sauce and serve it for dinner.


Suggestion.  Water spray bottle or small super soaker.  Yelling at them just encourages them even more.  Spraying the shit out of them with sulfuric acid works like a charm.


Fixed

1/27/2011 9:00:06 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't like em. The one we had was fascinated with my little girl... It curled up around her head when she was little and when I saw it It got thrown out door and into the hall.  The only thing that popped into my head was horror stories about infants suffocating. Then it made the mistake of batting my lil one on the head while I was sitting there. I tried to throw it out the door and the door was closed     It eventually learned to stay away....






Then when she left she took the ungrateful bastard with her.
1/27/2011 9:02:30 PM EDT
[#9]
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What did kitty ever do to you?

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Cute kittahs
1/27/2011 9:02:38 PM EDT
[#10]
I have two kitties.  


1/27/2011 9:03:07 PM EDT
[#11]
They're smaller than dogs and therefore easier for douchebags to abuse.
1/27/2011 9:04:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Cats FTW!
1/27/2011 9:05:10 PM EDT
[#13]
i like kitties, my dog however would kill any i brought home
1/27/2011 9:06:48 PM EDT
[#14]
I like cats and dogs. Then again our cats aren't shitheads so I guess I'm lucky
1/27/2011 9:07:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Thread needs more dead cats.
1/27/2011 9:13:38 PM EDT
[#16]
Kitty from Gunsmoke
1/27/2011 9:19:02 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:




our cats aren't shitheads



Mine are. It's part of the charm.







 
1/27/2011 9:49:30 PM EDT
[#18]
I Like my cat, it stays outside and beats the neighbors cats up! Came home one day and he had another treed out front. But when I see strays wondering around theres nothing a caned .22 cant take care of.
1/27/2011 9:51:12 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


I Like my cat, it stays outside and beats the neighbors cats up! Came home one day and he had another treed out front. But when I see strays wondering around theres nothing a caned .22 cant take care of.


You realize that other people see your cat as a stray, right?



 
1/27/2011 11:03:47 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:





Quoted:

I Like my cat, it stays outside and beats the neighbors cats up! Came home one day and he had another treed out front. But when I see strays wondering around theres nothing a caned .22 cant take care of.


You realize that other people see your cat as a stray, right?

 
Makes  ya wonder...





 
1/27/2011 11:06:48 PM EDT
[#21]
They make me sneeze and they think I'm a scratching post.



Dogs are much better, in all regards.
1/27/2011 11:12:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Aww!
1/27/2011 11:37:38 PM EDT
[#23]
Hate them....?   I love them, they make great dog food!  
1/27/2011 11:51:08 PM EDT
[#24]
They poop under my front porch.... They scream and have sex at 3 am in my back yard... I miss my Toy Fox terrier he was fast and fearless enough to put the fear in em.
1/28/2011 12:39:52 AM EDT
[#25]
I don't hate kitty.

1/28/2011 1:06:13 AM EDT
[#26]
They act like their too good to be around humans most of the time and their shit bird owners let them run around loose constantly. not to mention the fact that anyone who has a cat their house WREAKS of cat piss/shit because you cant possibly clean a litter box enough.
1/28/2011 1:10:31 AM EDT
[#27]
Because kitty ate my cell phone charger, laptop power cable, table legs, pillows, edge of doors, sheds on EVERYTHING, pisses on bathroom rug as soon as I forget to close the door. Shits on floor if there is so much a 3 turds in litter box (have 3 of the bastards, on is a saint, 2 are dumb as shit), make my eyes itch. Oh yeah and they STINK!!! Smelliest pets ever!!!  Clean the box every day, and they still smell worse than my friend 4 ferrets!! If my wife didn't love them so much I would buy a large snake so 2 of them can finally be useful! The one I would keep, he's cool as shit
1/28/2011 1:18:36 AM EDT
[#28]
Nilla says, "Don't hate.  It's naptime."







1/28/2011 3:42:58 AM EDT
[#29]
Walking targets.

Ever see what a jacked up .308 110gr HP will do to the furry little critters?  You should!
1/28/2011 3:48:04 AM EDT
[#30]
I have no problem with kittens...







except for the fact that eventually they turn into cats
1/28/2011 3:56:13 AM EDT
[#31]
Claws.

FUCKING CLAWS, MAN!


That's what kitty did to me.

1/28/2011 4:33:03 AM EDT
[#32]
Cat's THE SPAWN OF SATAN!  



1/28/2011 4:44:11 AM EDT
[#33]
I do not hate cats... i just prefer that they do not belong to me.

I own several by proxy since every jackhole in my neighborhood shares them with me.
1/28/2011 4:46:04 AM EDT
[#34]
Peed on the parque flooring in the mudroom. Had to tear everything up and put in tile.

Kitty went to the animal shelter.
1/28/2011 5:21:25 AM EDT
[#35]
1/28/2011 5:23:57 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Cats FTW!


1/28/2011 5:26:11 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
They act like their too good to be around humans most of the time and their shit bird owners let them run around loose constantly. not to mention the fact that anyone who has a cat their house WREAKS of cat piss/shit because you cant possibly clean a litter box enough.


I believe that in psychology they call this "projecting."
1/28/2011 5:32:34 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
They're smaller than dogs and therefore easier for douchebags to abuse.


People don't like that cats don't do what they're told like dogs.
1/28/2011 5:34:33 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
They act like their too good to be around humans most of the time and their shit bird owners let them run around loose constantly. not to mention the fact that anyone who has a cat their house WREAKS of cat piss/shit because you cant possibly clean a litter box enough.


Ignorance, how does it work? I have 3 inside only cats and no one that comes over to visit thinks it smells like anything other than home cooking.
1/28/2011 6:08:32 AM EDT
[#40]
I hate them because they tend to be "above" leash laws. Leash/restraint laws apply to most, if not all animals but are almost never enforced when it comes to cats. I want one of these for the cats that end up in my yard.