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1/5/2011 2:23:24 PM EDT
1/5/2011 2:25:49 PM EDT
[#1]
A guy I knew used to do that but with a 2x6 and a dirtbike. That ramp seems like that would be easy compared to that.

 
1/5/2011 2:26:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Saw that one coming right off
1/5/2011 2:26:51 PM EDT
[#3]
The Horror!!

You would think with all the rubber neckers around he could have gotten 3 or 4 to just push the fucking thing into the truck!!!    MORANS!!!!!!
1/5/2011 2:27:33 PM EDT
[#4]
Good thing he had those loud pipes, else he could have been seriously injured.
1/5/2011 2:27:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Oops



I bet after that thing got fixed they rented a trailer.
1/5/2011 2:27:45 PM EDT
[#6]
He had enough people to push it up the ramp .
1/5/2011 2:28:12 PM EDT
[#7]
The fail is strong with that one.
1/5/2011 2:28:24 PM EDT
[#8]
Walk it up, don't ride it.



Retard.



I've loaded sportbikes many times on my ramp that's quite a bit narrower than that.
1/5/2011 2:29:07 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


A guy I knew used to do that but with a 2x6 and a dirtbike.


I loaded a BSA 650 into a small U-Haul up a 2x6 once.



 
1/5/2011 2:29:17 PM EDT
[#10]
1/5/2011 2:30:24 PM EDT
[#11]
I wonder if that killed the sale.
1/5/2011 2:31:36 PM EDT
[#12]
he started looking down instead of just putting his feet up and riding up the ramp.  rookie mistake. not like there wasn't a wide enough ramp?  
1/5/2011 2:32:40 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Walk it up, don't ride it.

Retard.

I've loaded sportbikes many times on my ramp that's quite a bit narrower than that.


This.
1/5/2011 2:33:46 PM EDT
[#14]
stupid redneck.
1/5/2011 2:35:52 PM EDT
[#15]
"You guys are a buncha old women, hold mah beer and I'll drive the sumbitch onto the truck!"
1/5/2011 2:37:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
he started looking down instead of just putting his feet up and riding up the ramp.  rookie mistake. not like there wasn't a wide enough ramp?  


+1

If he had just treated it as a hill and twisted the throttle a bit more, as well as put his feet on the pegs, he would have made it.
1/5/2011 2:37:56 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm a biker.    
1/5/2011 2:40:05 PM EDT
[#18]

WHY DID YOU TURN?!  WHY DID YOU TURN?!

WHY DID YOU TURN?!  WHY DID YOU TURN?!

1/5/2011 2:52:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
he started looking down instead of just putting his feet up and riding up the ramp.  rookie mistake. not like there wasn't a wide enough ramp?  


+1

If he had just treated it as a hill and twisted the throttle a bit more, as well as put his feet on the pegs, he would have made it.


he was twisting the throttle, he went wrong by engaging the clutch midway up the ramp.  inexperience sucks.
1/5/2011 2:54:35 PM EDT
[#20]
I can understand the "watch this" moment, but why was somebody filming it and the girl in the background taking pictures? Almost seems like it was planned. Maybe they knew failure was about to happen???????
1/5/2011 2:57:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Failure to commit will do that to you.
1/5/2011 3:00:47 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


he started looking down instead of just putting his feet up and riding up the ramp.  rookie mistake. not like there wasn't a wide enough ramp?  


Yep.



Target fixation.



don't hit the tree, don't hit the tree, don't hit the BAM!@!!



 
1/5/2011 3:00:55 PM EDT
[#23]
Riding skill I'd expect from a RUB.
1/5/2011 3:06:40 PM EDT
[#24]
@ :27 seconds he says " If I start to go down catch the bike "


even before the video started I could sense the fail within him.
1/5/2011 3:07:13 PM EDT
[#25]
Southpark Steve . Hardcore all the way.
1/5/2011 3:07:57 PM EDT
[#26]
1/5/2011 3:10:00 PM EDT
[#27]
more momentum!
1/5/2011 3:12:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Riding skill I'd expect from a RUB.


This.  

That motherfucker must fall over every time he has to stop on a hill.

More proof....All the Charity rides I have done, I always watch all the HOG riders put their feet down starting at about 15 MPH.  And they don't pick them back up until over 15 again, like their legs are going to keep all that mass from falling over.

I pride myself on being able to keep my feet on the pegs in stop and go, until I have to put them down.  Not so hard once you figure out how to actually balance a slow moving bike...but some folks just don't care as long as they look and "sound" cool.
1/5/2011 3:12:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Rode my FJ-1100 up in a uhaul like that- but the difference between me and him- I know how to ride a motorcycle..        
1/5/2011 3:19:51 PM EDT
[#30]


The ever present 20 Minute Biker.


Bet both feets are still dragging the ground at the first up-shift...





1/5/2011 3:25:12 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Good thing he had those loud pipes, else he could have been seriously injured.




This
1/5/2011 3:34:00 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Riding skill I'd expect from a RUB.


Yeah...A poor RUB at that (wasn't a Harley).

It's honestly really easy to load a bike into a U-Haul with their ramps...Coming down backwards is a different story (not wide enough to put feet down)...but riding up?  That's...well...easy.   And quick.

Guy must've had an hour of riding experience...tops.

Quoted:
Quoted:
Riding skill I'd expect from a RUB.


This.  

That motherfucker must fall over every time he has to stop on a hill.

More proof....All the Charity rides I have done, I always watch all the HOG riders put their feet down starting at about 15 MPH.  And they don't pick them back up until over 15 again, like their legs are going to keep all that mass from falling over.

I pride myself on being able to keep my feet on the pegs in stop and go, until I have to put them down.  Not so hard once you figure out how to actually balance a slow moving bike...but some folks just don't care as long as they look and "sound" cool.


Honestly, this is why I don't like riding in Groups.  I'll attend group functions––but I prefer to ride alone, or with a select few friends who've proven their skill.
1/5/2011 3:38:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Back when I had a sport bike I would use a 2x10 ramp that I had made and ride it into the bed of my truck.  My truck is a Dodge Dakota so it sits a little lower but his ramp was 5 times bigger and he didn't have to stop as soon as he got to the top of the ramp like I did with the truck bed.  He should have gunned it, looked into the truck, and kept on going.  The worst thing to do on a ramp is try to stop.
1/5/2011 3:48:29 PM EDT
[#34]


It is clear that the rider is too nervous to pull this off, should have pushed it or enlisted the help of a REAL cycle rider to do the job. I'lll bet the repair bill will be expesive for that failed stunt.
1/5/2011 3:51:17 PM EDT
[#35]
what an idiot that's why stupid people cant have nice things.
1/5/2011 3:58:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Clear case of the derp...
1/5/2011 6:00:13 PM EDT
[#37]
That was really stupid, that ramp is so wide it was almost impossible to fuck it up, almost
1/5/2011 6:20:52 PM EDT
[#38]
The first clue that this was a bad idea was that people wanted to film it.
1/5/2011 6:26:30 PM EDT
[#39]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Riding skill I'd expect from a RUB.




This.



That motherfucker must fall over every time he has to stop on a hill.



More proof....All the Charity rides I have done, I always watch all the HOG riders put their feet down starting at about 15 MPH. And they don't pick them back up until over 15 again, like their legs are going to keep all that mass from falling over.



I pride myself on being able to keep my feet on the pegs in stop and go, until I have to put them down. Not so hard once you figure out how to actually balance a slow moving bike...but some folks just don't care as long as they look and "sound" cool.




I called 'em "paddlefeet" or "duckwalkers". Folks who couldn't handle a scoot at slow speeds to save their lives chrome... you'd see 'em "walking up" to red lights.



FWIW I've seen squids sportbikers who suffer the same disorder.
1/5/2011 6:30:36 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Walk it up, don't ride it.

Retard.

I've loaded sportbikes many times on my ramp that's quite a bit narrower than that.


exactly. i would always start it up and then walk it up in first gear, on hand on throttle/brake, one on clutch.

if i killed it walking up, i simply hold brake, hold in clutch and restart and continue to walk it up.
1/5/2011 6:30:39 PM EDT
[#41]
he really messed up that harley davidson motorcycle
1/5/2011 6:46:40 PM EDT
[#42]
Damn. My pops and I loaded a sportbike into a pickup using a length of 2x8. Was pretty easy (granted it probably weighed 2/3 what that bike weighs, but I didn't have 5 guys with me)



I've loaded and unloaded the same bike on the same pickup alone, but backed it up against a hill in my yard so the tailgate was flush with the ground and just coasted it in.
1/5/2011 6:49:39 PM EDT
[#43]
DAM WTF has he even driven up a hill? looks totally staged...
1/5/2011 6:53:25 PM EDT
[#44]
I see why he was evicted and had to move.....he's an idiot, along with his clan