[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dear Grape Nuts (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 1/3/2011 2:33:15 AM EDT
Thank you for changing your packaging from the convenient top corner flap to the new bag. I love having your aquarium gravel cereal all over the fucking place because the bag is designed to tear down the side instead of opening at the seam where it should. I'm sure this change was made for my benefit. It's probably a stay-fresh bag. I guess you were concerned that your cereal may dry out and get all hard and crunchy....fucking idiots. |
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I thought I was just being a complainer, but now that there are 2 of us complaining....Seriously, are they gonna get stale? I also thought that the added use of plastic is damaging the environment, and this is exactly the type of polarizing issue Obama might be interested in addressing next. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I guess you were concerned that your cereal may dry out and get all hard and crunchy....fucking idiots. http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7154/dsc0070eo.jpg I lol'd. 
I hate that cereal. It needs like 10 minutes of soak time before you can eat it. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I guess you were concerned that your cereal may dry out and get all hard and crunchy....fucking idiots. http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7154/dsc0070eo.jpg I lol'd. I hate that cereal. It needs like 10 minutes of soak time before you can eat it. Yeah, but once it swells up it is delicious! |
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You'll put your eye out!  |
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Quoted: Was the cereal Grape Nuts supposed to mean something, perhaps alluding to the fact that they are as tough to eat as the seed in a grape? I think its a good fit. It actually comes from the sugar originally used in the cereal that was derived from grapes and the creator's impression that it had a nutty taste. |
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Frosted Mini-Wheats planned and executed this black op spectacularly. http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af19/thebullett777/cooldude.jpg Yeah, very fucking recently. Went from easy to open to flying across the room in an explosive release at being torn open with excessive force. |
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Quoted: The same damn thing happened to me last week. Fuck the fucken fuckers at Post cereals. So .............. all those commercials that show people fumbling and bumbling the simplest tasks .... unless ..... they buy this gizmo for sale .............. are based on fact?  Got your new Ronco EZ Bag Opener ordered yet? |
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I've also started to boycott them and their devil cold breakfast cereal. Not because of the bag though, I still have pretty good fine motor skills. It was the pewp...and the farts that forced me to nearly quit. I only eat it before special family events now. Double rations if it is a event held in a public place. |
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Thank you for changing your packaging from the convenient top corner flap to the new bag. I love having your aquarium gravel cereal all over the fucking place because the bag is designed to tear down the side instead of opening at the seam where it should. I'm sure this change was made for my benefit. It's probably a stay-fresh bag. I guess you were concerned that your cereal may dry out and get all hard and crunchy....fucking idiots. http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7154/dsc0070eo.jpg It has been like that for years.
So has all of the other Post cereals. 
BigDozer66 |
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POOP THREAD Yes.. Espeacilly after some fool eats the whole box by himself in one sit in.. When I use to work at a KIC back in the earky 90's, a health food nut Technician decided to eat a whole box of it by himself for breakfast. Needless to say it went from stomach irration, to cramps, sweatings, then none stop runs to the bathroom for the rest of the day.. The nurse laughed when she had to explain it to him, and advising him to next time "Read the box, and to follow its direction and warnings." |
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I'm just a simple cavemen. Some of your scientists found me and thawed me out. But your world, and your fancy modern machines, frighten and confuse me.
Weezin the juice!!! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |