Posted: 12/17/2010 6:33:34 PM EDT
Kielbasa and mini-frozen pizzas. Yum! |
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Quoted: Quoted: C'mon guys, it's minty and refreshing. ETA: Don't be pussies. Yes, Mojitos are when made correctly. What you have a bottle of fru fru girly carbonated piss water. If you promise to make a real mojito, I will mail you a muddler to do so.  Thanks for the offer, but it's really not necessary. That bottle of mojito/garbage is a result of Christmas season frugality coupled with a noble and gallant effort to reclaim the fruit crisper from a year long regime of terror held by a repressive Girly Drink junta that was installed over the course of several parties wherein well-intentioned people (aren't they always?) attempted to ply the festivities with cheap, portable hooch. In other words: I'm outta beer, those bottles have alcohol in 'em, my wife ain't drinking them because she's in a family way, and I'm tired of lemons and berries taking up otherwise usable shelf space. I made my reparations for it by going out and buying a case of Yuengling after dinner, and I'll be bottling my Christmas homebrew this afternoon. |