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Posted: 12/13/2010 1:04:39 PM EDT

I love Captain Crunch cereal, but everytime I eat it, it tears my mouth to fuckin peices. Anyone else have this experience?

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:05:16 PM EDT

[#1]

No

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:05:54 PM EDT

[#2]

Go to HEB and get the Hill Country Fair version. It doesn't do that to me.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:06:03 PM EDT

[#3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOyu5x7QCMU

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:08:23 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

I love Captain Crunch cereal, but everytime I eat it, it tears my mouth to fuckin peices. Anyone else have this experience?

Yes, and should I watch the video above? I really like Captain Crunch and I'm afraid that it will show someone dipping a used condom in it or something.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:08:55 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I love Captain Crunch cereal, but everytime I eat it, it tears my mouth to fuckin peices. Anyone else have this experience?

That happens to me too.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:10:22 PM EDT

[#6]

happens to me to. its a shame.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:13:18 PM EDT

[#7]

Letting it soak in cold 2% milk always helps.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:14:01 PM EDT

[#8]

I hoped this post was about john draper.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:15:05 PM EDT

[#9]

Not only does it hurt my mouth but it leaves a greasy film on the roof of my mouth.

Still, I could easily eat a whole damn box of that shit. Easily a top 5 cereal for me and now I'm craving it.......

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:16:12 PM EDT

[#10]

YES! My kids buy it all the time, and I just sit there, every morning, looking at it longingly , wishing I could eat it....

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:17:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Does that to me as well.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:17:56 PM EDT

[#12]

Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch, he's inviting you to munch!
Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch. Munch a bunch a munch a bunch!

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:19:38 PM EDT

[#13]

Let it soak in the milk for awhile that way it isn't like eating a bowl of razorblades.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:29:11 PM EDT

[#14]

Speaking of........anyone remember the member with screen name Cap'n Crunch? He still around?

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:30:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Letting it soak in cold 2% milk always helps.

Captain Morgan works better.

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan = "Captain Krunk"

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:30:35 PM EDT

[#16]

Put it in a peanut butter & jam sandwich.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:32:21 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Letting it soak in cold 2% milk always helps.

Captain Morgan works better.

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan = "Captain Krunk"

More like Cap'n Chunks...

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:34:18 PM EDT

[#18]

Haven't eaten it in years, but yes.

It's hell on the roof of te mouth.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:34:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I love Captain Crunch cereal, but everytime I eat it, it tears my mouth to fuckin peices. Anyone else have this experience?

That happens to me too.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:35:16 PM EDT

[#20]

I'm pretty sure Cap'n Crunch had a drinking problem. . . always seemed soused on those commercials.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:35:22 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Letting it soak in cold 2% milk always helps.

Yep...

I always let it soak for about 5 min, the come back and eat.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:35:33 PM EDT

[#22]

every godforsaken time i eat the crunch, it splits the roof of my mouth open like its cool. but oh how i love the crunce so.....and peanut butter crunch does the same thing....

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:36:26 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I love Captain Crunch cereal, but everytime I eat it, it tears my mouth to fuckin peices. Anyone else have this experience?

That happens to me too.

Same here, but damn it's a tasty cereal.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:36:42 PM EDT

[#24]

Good grief, don't whine about it. The torn-up mouth is all part of the Cap-n-Crunch experience!

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:41:05 PM EDT

[#25]

Bleh. More awesome:

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Cocoa or Fruity Pebbles

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:43:24 PM EDT

[#26]

Thought we were having another "whatever happened to..." threads.

http://www.ar15.com/member/member.html?id=35018

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:43:40 PM EDT

[#27]

Eat Cheerios.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:45:19 PM EDT

[#28]

You know what they feed cattle before the slaughter to fatten them. Delicious corn! Enjoy fatties! mmmmmmm

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:48:30 PM EDT

[#29]

I love the Crunch.

FWIW, my sister makes a snack you might like called "white trash" (no white trash/Alabama jokes, please!) that has Cap'n Crunch, pretzels, and nuts, all covered in white chocolate. Mmmmmmm...

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:48:55 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
every godforsaken time i eat the crunch, it splits the roof of my mouth open like its cool. but oh how i love the crunce so.....and peanut butter crunch does the same thing....

yep

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:49:29 PM EDT

[#31]

Yep.

Tears the roof of my mouth up, but I could probably eat a 5 gallon bucketful of the stuff. I love it too.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:57:11 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:59:03 PM EDT

[#33]

Wow. I thought I had to keep this secret for the rest of my life...that i was the only one whose mouth was shredded by that nectar of the gods Captain Crunch. Actually, I prefer crunch berries but the original will do.

Posted: 12/13/2010 1:59:30 PM EDT

[#34]

I have the same problem

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:00:25 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

I hoped this post was about john draper.

lol... me too!

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:02:24 PM EDT

[#36]

So do apples and jarlsburg/swiss cheese.

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:02:55 PM EDT

[#37]

Cap'n Crunch is fine. For me it's those cursed berries. I love 'em but they kill me.

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:03:56 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Wow. I thought I had to keep this secret for the rest of my life...that i was the only one whose mouth was shredded by that nectar of the gods Captain Crunch. Actually, I prefer crunch berries but the original will do.

This and that!

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:04:00 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

I love Captain Crunch cereal, but everytime I eat it, it tears my mouth to fuckin peices. Anyone else have this experience?

Yes... The Captain Giveth... and the Captain extracts his toll in blood...

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:06:13 PM EDT

[#40]

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:06:54 PM EDT

[#41]

A picture of the Captain, sometime after being semen but sometime before being a captain.....

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:11:48 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I hoped this post was about john draper.

lol me too..

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:13:36 PM EDT

[#43]

now i friggin wants some crunch......i hate you op!

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:17:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Pansies.

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:31:04 PM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:39:27 PM EDT

[#46]

FWFW, Cap'n Crunch is a nickname every tug skipper dreads getting.

Posted: 12/13/2010 2:44:39 PM EDT

[#47]

CC is good shit. I too have my mouth raped every time I eat it.

Posted: 12/13/2010 3:41:46 PM EDT

[#48]

Captain Crunch - the best cereal man ever invented.

Posted: 12/13/2010 3:46:07 PM EDT

[#49]

Let it soak in the milk a little first and it's a non issue. I used to have a problem with frosted flakes, if I was in a rush and didn't let it soak long enough or chew it to a mush before swallowing it I swear it would scratch the crap out of my throat on the way down.

Posted: 12/13/2010 3:48:35 PM EDT

[#50]

yep rough stuff

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