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11/6/2010 7:33:44 PM EDT
Well, tonight we cranked up the big machine, when a cryo-pump 4 miles away quietly tripped off.

I got it restarted within 7 seconds.  This particular failure is considered unrecoverable; 5 more seconds and we would have dumped the machine, very hard.  so i saved us  about $300k in downtime / lost production.   With 800k parameters, the hard part was detecting, evaluating, coming up with the right  solution and correctly manipulating the control system in seven seconds.  

I earned my salary for the year.  

This is exactly the kind of thing they trained us to to in the nuclear navy program, back in the day.   It was like being on the boat except we weren't all going to die.  

To borrow from a great man:  Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes".

me ––->


eta: fixed title.
11/6/2010 7:34:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Nice mullet
11/6/2010 7:38:04 PM EDT
[#2]
I have no idea wtf you just said but thanks for not letting us die.
11/6/2010 7:38:31 PM EDT
[#3]
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Nice mullet lipstick.


fixt
11/6/2010 7:38:51 PM EDT
[#4]
nuclear attack sub training?
11/6/2010 7:46:06 PM EDT
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nuclear attack sub training?


Sounds like he was a former Nuke in the USN, now he's working with a Hadron Collider so he can eventually kill us all with The Mistâ„¢.



 
11/6/2010 7:46:42 PM EDT
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I have no idea wtf you just said but thanks for not letting us die.


Look at it this way, Chicago would have been first.



OP, I bet if feels good to know you saved humanity from an impending black hole.

That would be a cool place to see before they move the major projects over to the LHC.



 
11/6/2010 7:47:17 PM EDT
[#7]
I HAVE A BLACK HOLE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!
11/6/2010 7:47:48 PM EDT
[#8]
So did you or didn't you divide by zero?
11/6/2010 7:50:47 PM EDT
[#9]
I know my social security number by heart.
11/6/2010 7:52:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Fucking colliders. It's all fun and games until some savvy nuclear trained smart guy summons a black hole that consumes the Earth....

I need a beer




11/6/2010 7:55:18 PM EDT
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I have no idea wtf you just said but thanks for not letting us die.


Look at it this way, Chicago would have been first.





 
If it would take out Shitcago, I say fire that bitch up!!





 
11/6/2010 8:05:36 PM EDT
[#12]
What you haven't figured out is that you failed and all of us died.
11/6/2010 8:12:38 PM EDT
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What you haven't figured out is that you failed and all of us died.


11/6/2010 8:29:51 PM EDT
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What you haven't figured out is that you failed and all of us died.


So I'm really typing to a bunch of dead people?!?!



 
11/6/2010 8:36:19 PM EDT
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Quoted:

What you haven't figured out is that you failed and all of us died.


So I'm really typing to a bunch of dead people?!?! http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc317/GoneShootin/runaway.gif

 


It's like LOST man, we're all dead.

 





11/6/2010 8:47:23 PM EDT
[#16]
I just got told it's March 3, 2505, our shit's all retarded and we type like fags.





Black holes, how do they work?

 
11/6/2010 8:54:37 PM EDT
[#17]
So, no China Syndrome tonight? Sweet! And I love "BTILC"!