Posted: 9/22/2010 6:26:37 AM EDT
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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves...
• Some say he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... • Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue... • Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally... • Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he’s scared of bells... • Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic... • Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... • Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs... Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve... |
| Unfortunately he was recently outed, so alas probably Stig no more. |
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• Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees...
• Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him... • Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts... • Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight... • Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... • Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he’d burn for a thousand days... • Some say he can swim seven lengths underwater, and he has webbed buttocks... • Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark... • Some say that his ears aren’t exactly where you’d expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott... • Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar... |
Next Top Gear Season Not Until Early Next Year Posted August 12th, 2010 at 06:362010-08-12T06:36:52ZF jS, Y \a\t H:i by Viper007Bond in Top Gear Season (or series for you Brits) 16 of Top Gear has been delayed until early next year. Normally the fall/winter season would start in late October or early November and go until late December, but according to the latest Top Gear magazine, it’s been pushed back by a few months. It’s definitely a bit of a disappointment, but you can’t rush quality and hopefully it will work out to better episodes. |