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Posted: 9/14/2010 6:52:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 6:53:06 PM EDT by mhoffman]
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

_MaH

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ETA: Dammit! Where's my god damn singularity!?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:19:36 PM EDT
holy shit!

Nice use of unix-like commands, Half-Baked references, and Hawking brainsense!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:36:25 PM EDT
wat
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:42:36 PM EDT
Seems rm -rf Earth would be a little less typing, and also more conventional.

I don't think I've ever mv'd anything to nul.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:43:41 PM EDT
seems like unnecessary key strokes to me
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:44:12 PM EDT


Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:46:20 PM EDT
Fucking unix, how dows it work
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:53:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fiver:
Seems rm -rf Earth would be a little less typing, and also more conventional.

I don't think I've ever mv'd anything to nul.


Your Earth apparently doesn't have to deal with ancient hppi print queues or you would be uncomfortably familiar with /dev/nul.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:54:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 7:57:25 PM EDT by adi]
su - god
Password: ***
bash$: chmod a-wx Earth
bash$: ./life.sh 1>&2 & figure god has it as a service by now
bash$: /etc/init.d/life restart
bash$: exit
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:03:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By adi:
su - god
Password: ***
bash$: chmod a-wx Earth
bash$: ./life.sh 1>&2 & figure god has it as a service by now
bash$: /etc/init.d/life restart
bash$: exit


#ps -ef | grep life
god 314159265358979323846264338 1 0 0 13000000000 0 1500000000 life
#kill -9 life

Otherwise, the undead.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:05:40 PM EDT
Nerds, how do they work?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:08:54 PM EDT
how about that in terms I can understand.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:18:18 PM EDT
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Hahahha... fooled u!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:21:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By vim:
That made me flash on this, for no good reason at all. The Usenet mega big sig:
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Somewhere, I have Conan saved. From the days of 300 baud, even.
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