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8/1/2010 10:48:15 AM EDT
for my co-worker who is a rabid Cubs fan.  Captions, comic word bubbles, whatever...










He's also a uber-liberal, but please keep it civil... Caption needs to be safe for work.

~thanks


ETA:  The background behind this is the Colorado Rockies also broke the MLB record for consecutive hits... done in the 8th inning, which resulted in that lopsided score.
8/1/2010 11:06:26 AM EDT
[#1]
OOPS
8/1/2010 11:16:18 AM EDT
[#2]
"Baseball Sucks"

There ya go!
8/1/2010 11:20:28 AM EDT
[#3]


"I think he's just about warmed up now."


8/1/2010 11:21:28 AM EDT
[#4]
Well, skip, at least that safety was somethin', huh?
8/1/2010 11:21:36 AM EDT
[#5]
" Good time to retire"
8/1/2010 11:23:23 AM EDT
[#6]

"Tell me again why we don't have the Mercy Rule."

or

"We're Chicago. You think we'd be used to this by now."


8/1/2010 11:24:36 AM EDT
[#7]
Maybe the C on the hat will make someone think we're from Colorado.
8/1/2010 11:24:42 AM EDT
[#8]
Tag for hilarity

Go Cardinals!
8/1/2010 11:26:55 AM EDT
[#9]
"Chicago Cubs - Celebrating a Century of Failure"
8/1/2010 11:27:03 AM EDT
[#10]
Lou, tell me about Seattle...
8/1/2010 11:28:38 AM EDT
[#11]
he's dead lou
8/1/2010 11:30:11 AM EDT
[#12]
"I hear the minor leagues are actually more fun, guess I'll find out soon enough."
8/1/2010 11:30:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Looks like we're a month ahead of schedule this year boss.
8/1/2010 11:42:17 AM EDT
[#14]

"shit lou, the score of this game is almost as embarrassing as obama's presidency"

"well al, we'd have to go 0-162 to be as embarrassing as obama"

8/1/2010 11:52:55 AM EDT
[#15]
8/1/2010 11:56:50 AM EDT
[#16]




Quoted:



"Tell me again why we don't have the Mercy Rule."



or



"We're Chicago The Cubs. You think we'd be used to this by now."









White Sox won in 05.  sCrubs fucking suck.
8/1/2010 11:58:12 AM EDT
[#17]
"Is your butt supposed to hurt this much when this happens?"

"Yep...the first time....but you'll get used to it"
8/1/2010 11:59:09 AM EDT
[#18]
"It was a big big mistake, more like an experiment really.....can't we talk about this later at home."

"Sometimes no means no Gary"

"I know but you just looked so sweet laying there with your mouth open like..."

"Shut up, Stop talking, I cant look at you when you make eyes at me like that"
8/1/2010 12:43:14 PM EDT
[#19]
Lou, no worries, all we need are 2 touchdowns and a field goal to win it.
8/1/2010 1:34:52 PM EDT
[#20]
If this were golf, we'd be kicking their ass.  From a Cubs fan.
8/1/2010 1:36:58 PM EDT
[#21]
At least we scored on a safety.

 
8/1/2010 1:40:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Guy on the left: "Did our streams just cross?"
8/1/2010 1:45:59 PM EDT
[#23]
HEY COACH WILL YOU PUSH MY STOOL IN?
8/1/2010 1:47:25 PM EDT
[#24]
fag football
8/1/2010 6:04:41 PM EDT
[#25]


Not bad.  The one I came up with:

Lou: "WTF happened?!?  I was only asleep for like 5 minutes!"

8/1/2010 6:07:24 PM EDT
[#26]


"Earl......you gota focus more while you fap"