Posted: 7/31/2010 11:04:58 AM EDT
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1.) When changing a pee diaper, a kid will lay there and not move. When they have a extremly messy poo diaper and poo all up their back, they will squirm around and try to get it onto everything around them. They will also kick their foot into the used diaper.
2.) Older children will hide any tools you might need, and only bring them out to play when you dont need them . 3.) Teaching your son to say "Hmmmm boobies (motor boat)" might be funny until he does it around grandma. 4.) Kids love to repeat curse words What has being a parent taught you? |
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-Do not plan on having a nice house while they are under 10 -They are more like you than you care to admit -They will tell your wife everything, including everything you have said en confidant, verbatim back to the wife -Your "no eating in the new vehicle" rule will only keep the new vehicle's interior safe for about a month -Children love spending time with you more than anything else, and will remember it - Boys will destroy thousands of dollars worth of landscaping faster than dogs will -Brothers will always fight physically and verbally, but will back each other up around other kids -No two children are ever alike -Your parents will do everything they can to sabotage your parenting routine...and they will be totally opposite with your kids than they were with you |
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-Do not plan on having a nice house while they are under 10 -They are more like you than you care to admit -They will tell your wife everything, including everything you have said en confidant, verbatim back to the wife -Your "no eating in the new vehicle" rule will only keep the new vehicle's interior safe for about a month -Children love spending time with you more than anything else, and will remember it - Boys will destroy thousands of dollars worth of landscaping faster than dogs will -Brothers will always fight physically and verbally, but will back each other up around other kids -No two children are ever alike -Your parents will do everything they can to sabotage your parenting routine...and they will be totally opposite with your kids than they were with you Thats funny. I remember my grandparents doing that for me and my mom complaining. Now she does it to mine. They also seem to love to buy the kids the loudest, noisiest toys on the market. |
