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7/14/2010 1:48:19 PM EDT
Ok I have worked 3 days this week. I have 34 hours this week and not worked over 11 hours any day. How did I do it. If you can figure it out I will give you 25 internets
7/14/2010 1:49:32 PM EDT
[#1]
you cheated.
7/14/2010 1:51:32 PM EDT
[#2]
no cheating. I made a mistake but not in my time. It is all controlled by a computer
7/14/2010 1:51:37 PM EDT
[#3]
Magnets, personal leave time, or a friend.

The trend this month points toward magnets, but I don't know how that works...
7/14/2010 1:52:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Overtime
7/14/2010 1:54:32 PM EDT
[#5]
You deleted System32.

 
7/14/2010 1:54:33 PM EDT
[#6]


You're Union.


7/14/2010 1:55:56 PM EDT
[#7]
no not union, no magnets but the overtime is getting closer.
7/14/2010 1:57:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Paid lunch
7/14/2010 1:57:46 PM EDT
[#9]
worked the night shift so 3 work days is really 4 calender days
7/14/2010 2:00:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
worked the night shift so 3 work days is really 4 calender days


thats kinda close but did not work a night. It was really a idiot move on my part that led to it
7/14/2010 2:01:05 PM EDT
[#11]
clocked and billed <> worked.

7/14/2010 2:01:17 PM EDT
[#12]
You forgot to clock out
7/14/2010 2:03:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Something to do with working in two different time zones?
7/14/2010 2:03:47 PM EDT
[#14]
If I forget to clock out the system kicks all the time out for that Day, then the boss calls and yells
7/14/2010 2:09:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Uh duh............Welfare
7/14/2010 2:11:05 PM EDT
[#16]
Clocked in at 11pm on Saturday night.  Forgot to clock out and back in at midnight?
7/14/2010 2:23:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Uh duh............Welfare


that is just about enough to head to the pit
7/14/2010 2:25:33 PM EDT
[#18]
You moved at relativistic speeds.
7/14/2010 2:29:54 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
You moved at relativistic speeds.


Shit, you beat me to it...  I was gonna say, "you work near a black hole and were accelerated to near light speed"

- AG
7/14/2010 2:31:41 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
You moved at relativistic speeds.


Are you saying that he moves near the speed of light. Thus to the OP time does in fact move slower, while time to the rest of us stays at a consante speed?
7/14/2010 2:34:14 PM EDT
[#21]
when my hair is long I do look like Einstine
7/14/2010 2:40:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Punch in at say 0700 and forget to punch out.  The next day punch in which is really punching out but not realize it until you go to punch out.  so the third day you punch in at 0700 for the normal work day.
7/14/2010 2:46:30 PM EDT
[#23]
How much longer is this going to drag on?
My attention span is only...what were we talking about?
7/14/2010 2:49:04 PM EDT
[#24]
Bad math?
7/14/2010 2:49:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Does your job involve travel?  Perhaps across time zones?
7/14/2010 2:50:10 PM EDT
[#26]
ok ok I will let you know how I did it. Some one in their infinite wisdom decided we should have Monday off for the fourth. Yeah that's right 8 days later. So I didn't get the memo obviously so I went to work at 5am, Worked till no one else showed up and called the boss. He said we had Monday off. So I worked until Noon. So 8 hours Paid Holiday, 7 hours Monday, 11 hours Tuesday, 8 hours Wednesday.
7/14/2010 2:51:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Went in and worked an hour on one of your days off before realizing you were off?
7/14/2010 2:51:20 PM EDT
[#28]
DId you cash out a personal day or vacation pay out or something?
7/14/2010 2:52:25 PM EDT
[#29]
edit: I'm a dumbass. you said "you have" 34 hours, not "you worked"

7/14/2010 2:52:43 PM EDT
[#30]
You started one of those work days in the Central Time Zone, and ended it in the Eastern Time Zone, but forgot to adjust.


ETA: Meh, where's that damn F5 button?
7/14/2010 2:53:06 PM EDT
[#31]




Quoted:

DId you cash out a personal day or vacation pay out or something?
this





ya beat me to it.



7/14/2010 2:53:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:

Quoted:
ok ok I will let you know how I did it. Some one in their infinite wisdom decided we should have Monday off for the fourth. Yeah that's right 8 days later. So I didn't get the memo obviously so I went to work at 5am, Worked till no one else showed up and called the boss. He said we had Monday off. So I worked until Noon. So 8 hours Paid Holiday, 7 hours Monday, 11 hours Tuesday, 8 hours Wednesday.

So you didn't work 34 hours. You lied in your original post.



 


No I said I worked 3 days and Had 34 hours. Which I did. Only one day I got paid for 15 hours and only worked 7
7/14/2010 2:58:54 PM EDT
[#33]


couple of questions...





by day, do you mean 24 hour period?

do you include vacation or holiday time in your hours?







Quoted:



Ok I have worked 3 days this week. I have 34 hours this week and not worked over 11 hours any day. How did I do it. If you can figure it out I will give you 25 internets



ETA:


 




saw your answer and knew I had a pretty good idea what you did.

 
7/14/2010 3:51:03 PM EDT
[#34]
You designed a program that rounds off the decimal to whole numbers and puts it into another folder tied into your time sheet. Kinda like Superman 3.......





ETA: but you fucked up some mundane detail and it gave you a whole hour?