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7/2/2010 5:41:58 PM EDT
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/10/8/printer-problem-in-iraq-163012





This soldier in Iraq had an HP printer which quit working. He contacted
HP tech support for help to fix it.  HP told the soldier that he would
have to pay them for the advice.
Can't embed for some reason
 
7/2/2010 5:44:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Problem solved....

7/2/2010 5:45:12 PM EDT
[#2]
7/2/2010 5:45:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Interesting, I feel the exact same way about all printers.  Printers are the worst part of IT!
7/2/2010 5:45:43 PM EDT
[#4]
And this if of interest because.....?
7/2/2010 5:46:38 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


And this if of interest because.....?


I thought it was amusing. I guess some people don't have a sense of humor.



 
7/2/2010 5:50:24 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


And this if of interest because.....?


To alert people not to purchase All In One Inkjet printer/scanner/fax/copiers.  Especially made by HP.



 
7/2/2010 5:50:43 PM EDT
[#7]
Not quite as good as this scene, but still funny.







7/2/2010 5:51:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

Quoted:
And this if of interest because.....?

I thought it was amusing. I guess some people don't have a sense of humor.
 


I have a sense of humor, and while this is mildly amusing, so are lots of things I see daily, but I don't feel the need to start a thread discussing them. If it were something unique, or novel it would be different, this is a guy with a machine gun pissed off at a printer. It is about the same humor level as a geek throwing a printer off the roof of a building, which is funny, but obviously not worthy of an entire thread.
7/2/2010 5:52:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Dude, this is GD.  If you don't like the content of a thread then just move the fuck on...

7/2/2010 5:55:00 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
And this if of interest because.....?


It's pretty friggin' funny.
7/2/2010 5:57:46 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


And this if of interest because.....?


Let me guess, you work for HP?



 
7/2/2010 5:58:10 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Dude, this is GD.  If you don't like the content of a thread then just move the fuck on...



We have dupe Nazi's, Grammar Nazi's, spelling Nazi's, I can be the why are you wasting bandwidth Nazi if I want to. If you don't like it, I don't care, and you are free to move on yourself.
7/2/2010 5:58:28 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

And this if of interest because.....?


I thought it was amusing. I guess some people don't have a sense of humor.

 




I have a sense of humor, and while this is mildly amusing, so are lots of things I see daily, but I don't feel the need to start a thread discussing them. If it were something unique, or novel it would be different, this is a guy with a machine gun pissed off at a printer. It is about the same humor level as a geek throwing a printer off the roof of a building, which is funny, but obviously not worthy of an entire thread.


One more and you're going to the bad boy chair!





 
7/2/2010 5:58:52 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Dude, this is GD.  If you don't like the content of a thread then just move the fuck on...



We have dupe Nazi's, Grammar Nazi's, spelling Nazi's, I can be the why are you wasting bandwidth Nazi if I want to. If you don't like it, I don't care, and you are free to move on yourself.




7/2/2010 5:59:19 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Dude, this is GD.  If you don't like the content of a thread then just move the fuck on...







We have dupe Nazi's, Grammar Nazi's, spelling Nazi's, I can be the why are you wasting bandwidth Nazi if I want to. If you don't like it, I don't care, and you are free to move on yourself.
Bad day?  Curl up on the couch and watch some lifetime.  Let GD have fun.





 
7/2/2010 6:03:40 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Dude, this is GD.  If you don't like the content of a thread then just move the fuck on...



We have dupe Nazi's, Grammar Nazi's, spelling Nazi's, I can be the why are you wasting bandwidth Nazi if I want to. If you don't like it, I don't care, and you are free to move on yourself.
Bad day?  Curl up on the couch and watch some lifetime.  Let GD have fun.

 


I didn't say you couldn't do as you please, I was just pointing out that the video was of marginal humor and interest at best, GD is a tough crowd, you better have better kung fu than that weak ass video if you want to have fun.

This if a forum where there are 50 page threads on Cats doing stupid stuff, countless 99 page threads on the subject of Zombies, personal vendettas started over the discussion of 9mm Vs 45, and biweekly cop trash-a-thon threads that go fifty pages in three hours, and get locked just when they get fun, if you want to be epic you better come strong around here.
7/2/2010 6:06:31 PM EDT
[#17]



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I didn't say you couldn't do as you please, I was just pointing out that the video was of marginal humor and interest at best, GD is a tough crowd, you better have better kung fu than that weak ass video if you want to have fun.
I am waiting for your AMAZING, KUNG FU, strong ass, video. When might we expect it? I sure hope it's pee your pants funny because we all know you only post the best. Thanks for playing.





 
7/2/2010 6:13:21 PM EDT
[#18]
This was first posted more than ten years ago, it is way better than a soldier taking a machine gun to a printer. Soldiers are expected to shoot things with machine guns, that is what they are expected to do, which in reality makes the video less funny. Kind of like watching a couch potato drink a beer and bitch about finding the remote control, that is what you expect. On the other hand your typical cubical drone going nuts and completely destroying a computer with his bare hands is out of character and unexpected.

That is how you do funny, unfortunately man vs IT equipment was settled years ago and office guy won.

ETA: If you want real fun there is a biker vs cager thread going on right now and it is just getting started. We haven't had one of those in a few days, so this should be fun.
7/2/2010 6:17:31 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


This was first posted more than ten years ago, it is way better than a soldier taking a machine gun to a printer. Soldiers are expected to shoot things with machine guns, that is what they are expected to do, which in reality makes the video less funny. Kind of like watching a couch potato drink a beer and bitch about finding the remote control, that is what you expect. On the other hand your typical cubical drone going nuts and completely destroying a computer with his bare hands is out of character and unexpected.



That is how you do funny, unfortunately man vs IT equipment was settled years ago and office guy won.



ETA: If you want real fun there is a biker vs cager thread going on right now and it is just getting started. We haven't had one of those in a few days, so this should be fun.
WOW, let me catch my breath! By the way that is totally fake. Has been debunked many times over. Once again, thanks for playing. How about you go find another thread to shit in?





 
7/2/2010 6:17:45 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:

That is how you do funny, unfortunately man vs IT equipment was settled years ago and office guy won.



Your "Kung Fu" is weak....








 
7/2/2010 6:20:52 PM EDT
[#21]
PC load letter!?!?!?!?!
7/2/2010 6:22:02 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

Quoted:
This was first posted more than ten years ago, it is way better than a soldier taking a machine gun to a printer. Soldiers are expected to shoot things with machine guns, that is what they are expected to do, which in reality makes the video less funny. Kind of like watching a couch potato drink a beer and bitch about finding the remote control, that is what you expect. On the other hand your typical cubical drone going nuts and completely destroying a computer with his bare hands is out of character and unexpected.

That is how you do funny, unfortunately man vs IT equipment was settled years ago and office guy won.

ETA: If you want real fun there is a biker vs cager thread going on right now and it is just getting started. We haven't had one of those in a few days, so this should be fun.
WOW, let me catch my breath! By the way that is totally fake. Has been debunked many times over. Once again, thanks for playing. How about you go find another thread to shit in?

 


Really? it isn't real? Welcome to ten years ago, I am aware it isn't real, but it is still funny. Do you not think that the guy with the printer didn't stage his display? Of course he did, he made the video strictly for comedic purpose. It was funny, I never said it wasn't, I only questioned if it was funny enough to warrant a thread. Apparently it wasn't, but my dry and cynical remarks do seem to be of interest to some.
7/2/2010 6:25:38 PM EDT
[#23]



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Really? it isn't real? Welcome to ten years ago, I am aware it isn't real, but it is still funny. Do you not think that the guy with the printer didn't stage his display? Of course he did, he made the video strictly for comedic purpose. It was funny, I never said it wasn't, I only questioned if it was funny enough to warrant a thread. Apparently it wasn't, but my dry and cynical remarks do seem to be of interest to some.
Well then, by all means, keep entertaining all of us.





 
7/2/2010 6:32:02 PM EDT
[#24]
Somebody has too, if we leave it up to you we will be watching boring videos all night. I have said all along that it wasn't a bad video, just wondering if it was worthy of a thread or not.

I will give the video some credit, it is more worthy of a thread devoted to it than either the Goth/Nun German kid, or the fat kid with the jack handle and his mom's minivan, and both of those had multipage threads this evening. I would have questioned those too, but those videos were so entirely devoid of anything other than "train wreck effect" entertainment. The machine gun/printer video at least had actual humor.
7/2/2010 6:34:27 PM EDT
[#25]
Video was a 4/10....

However the other b.s. in this thread makes my head hurt
7/2/2010 6:36:43 PM EDT
[#26]
The Captain clearly previously worked for Epson!
7/2/2010 6:37:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Video was a 4/10....

However the other b.s. in this thread makes my head hurt


Then my evil plot is working!!!

ETA: After keeping an eye on some potentially interesting threads I may have to revise my opinion of this video. The thread about the Ford 4X4 is going nowhere, and the NASCAR thread is still peaceful, and even the "Marines are adopting a rifle that isn't an M14" thread hasn't gone full retard yet. This video is looking better all of the time.
7/2/2010 7:39:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Worst printer problem is when the mouse gets jammed.

What's that you say?  Printers don't have mice?

Oh but they do:


7/2/2010 7:48:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
And this if of interest because.....?

I thought it was amusing. I guess some people don't have a sense of humor.
 


I have a sense of humor, and while this is mildly amusing, so are lots of things I see daily, but I don't feel the need to start a thread discussing them. If it were something unique, or novel it would be different, this is a guy with a machine gun pissed off at a printer. It is about the same humor level as a geek throwing a printer off the roof of a building, which is funny, but obviously not worthy of an entire thread.


I bet you're a fuckin riot at a keg party!

7/2/2010 8:19:06 PM EDT
[#30]
I cannot fucking believe that a fuckwit somewhere authorized those complete pieces of dogshit for government purchase and use in a war zone.  

Lesson:  "All in one" = FAIL.
7/2/2010 8:22:12 PM EDT
[#31]
Am I in time for the dick measuring contest?





7/3/2010 1:13:57 PM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


PC load letter!?!?!?!?!


What the Fuck does that Mean?!???





The "Mouse Jam" pic his hilarious!  Right Click, Save As...



And Winston Smith is right.  NEVER Use an "All In One" if you can help it.  Unless you just need a scanner that works once in a while.