Posted: 6/24/2010 5:21:16 PM EDT
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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. ––Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ––Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ––Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. ––Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ––David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! ––Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. ––Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. ––David Letterman |
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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. ––Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ––Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ––Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. ––Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ––David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! ––Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. ––Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. ––David Letterman My Favorite... 
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