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6/18/2010 2:56:42 PM EDT
Second date with a really cute single Captain.  We've both been out of the dating scene for a while.  How soon is too early to kiss her?
6/18/2010 2:57:15 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't know, how thick is the beard?




 
6/18/2010 2:58:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Second date with a really cute single Captain.  We've both been out of the dating scene for a while.  How soon is too early to kiss her?


If you have to think that hard about it...
6/18/2010 3:00:27 PM EDT
[#3]
just  play by ear,  she will give signs if she is ready  to be kissed.   like if she rubs her pegg leg against you at dinner, thats a sign
6/18/2010 3:03:43 PM EDT
[#4]
When leaning in to kiss him, watch out for the jealous parrot.
6/18/2010 3:04:51 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
just  play by ear,  she will give signs if she is ready  to be kissed.   like if she rubs her pegg leg against you at dinner, thats a sign




now thats some funny sh*t right there
6/18/2010 3:05:28 PM EDT
[#6]
No SIIHPAPP post yet? What is this world coming to?



But seriously, drag the tension out as long as you can stand it, it will drive her wild.
6/18/2010 3:06:20 PM EDT
[#7]
You're supposed to be banging by date #3 - you need to make your move today otherwise she's going to think you aren't interested & she's going to wonder what's wrong with her.

6/18/2010 3:06:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Show me the way to go home, bum bum bum, I'm tired and i wanna get some head. Had a little drink about an hour ago and I rubbed your peg leg.
6/18/2010 3:06:51 PM EDT
[#9]
pics of said scurvy captain?
6/18/2010 3:11:30 PM EDT
[#10]
If things are going well and you two seem to connect you'd better not wait around or you'll end up in the "friend" category.  Good luck.
6/18/2010 3:12:38 PM EDT
[#11]
If things go well tonight give her a kiss
6/18/2010 3:16:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Second date with a really cute single Captain.  We've both been out of the dating scene for a while.  How soon is too early to kiss her?


Get a move on! If you haven't kissed her yet you better dam well do it tonight before you're banished to friend territory.
6/18/2010 3:19:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Really... No one yet?.....i guess ill do it...



Pics or
6/18/2010 3:19:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Stick it in her butt.
6/18/2010 3:22:28 PM EDT
[#15]

Depends on where you're going to kiss her, and I ain't talking geography here.
6/18/2010 3:23:18 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:

just  play by ear,  she will give signs if she is ready  to be kissed.   like if she rubs her pegg leg against you at dinner, thats a sign
















now thats some funny sh*t right there


I don't know what was funnier, the imagery or the fact that he can't spell "peg".  
6/18/2010 3:24:37 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Second date with a really cute single Captain.  We've both been out of the dating scene for a while.  How soon is too early to kiss her?


Second date? You should be heading towards SIIHPAPP at warp 9 by now.

Seriously, though, the second date is certainly not too early to kiss her.
6/18/2010 3:35:19 PM EDT
[#18]


Why is it that people keep violating CoC by by not posting pics of said wimens when creating a wimens thread?  



And calling it a pirate thread doesnt absolve you....








6/18/2010 3:38:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Are we talking about a chick or a dude
6/18/2010 3:40:56 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Why is it that people keep violating CoC by by not posting pics of said wimens when creating a wimens thread?  

And calling it a pirate thread doesnt absolve you....

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20568.jpg




Wouldn't mind riding the high seas with her
6/18/2010 3:48:41 PM EDT
[#21]
What rank are you?  
6/18/2010 3:49:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Kiss her tonight OP!

I'm going on a "First Date" tomorrow!  I've been divorced for 3yrs and recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5yrs.     I've got the "first date" jitters.  Going tonight to buy a new shirt.  I need one without a stain!









6/18/2010 3:54:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
You're supposed to be banging by date #3 - you need to make your move today otherwise she's going to think you aren't interested & she's going to wonder what's wrong with her.



shit first date kiss 2 date bj
6/18/2010 3:55:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Second date with a really cute single Captain.  We've both been out of the dating scene for a while.  How soon is too early to kiss her?


You should probably figure out how you're going to remove her hook first.. does it unscrew, or just slide off?
6/18/2010 3:57:01 PM EDT
[#25]
You better kiss her or she just might flog you and keel haul your ass.



6/18/2010 3:58:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Give her royal rugged rogering of a lifetime matey
6/18/2010 3:59:10 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


Don't know, how thick is the beard?

 


Just go for it,, don't let the beard interfere



 
6/18/2010 4:01:10 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Why is it that people keep violating CoC by by not posting pics of said wimens when creating a wimens thread?  

And calling it a pirate thread doesnt absolve you....

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20568.jpg




Damn!!  That's a nice nutcracker!!  



6/18/2010 4:02:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Kiss her tonight OP!

I'm going on a "First Date" tomorrow!  I've been divorced for 3yrs and recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5yrs.     I've got the "first date" jitters.  Going tonight to buy a new shirt.  I need one without a stain!











Uhhhhh just doing some mental math here and something doesn't compute........divorced 3, gf of 5......

6/18/2010 4:05:16 PM EDT
[#30]
I always kiss goodnight on first dates. 2nd date, I move in slowly. If she moves slowly towards me, then it's a longer kiss.
6/18/2010 4:07:13 PM EDT
[#31]
chicks that do anal by the 3rd date is a keeper!!!
6/18/2010 4:08:22 PM EDT
[#32]
I'd already banged her...... so i dunno wtf you do on a second date...
6/18/2010 4:12:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Kiss her tonight OP!

I'm going on a "First Date" tomorrow!  I've been divorced for 3yrs and recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5yrs.     I've got the "first date" jitters.  Going tonight to buy a new shirt.  I need one without a stain!











Uhhhhh just doing some mental math here and something doesn't compute........divorced 3, gf of 5......



haha, I was thinking the same thing
6/18/2010 4:14:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
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Kiss her tonight OP!

I'm going on a "First Date" tomorrow!  I've been divorced for 3yrs and recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5yrs.     I've got the "first date" jitters.  Going tonight to buy a new shirt.  I need one without a stain!











Uhhhhh just doing some mental math here and something doesn't compute........divorced 3, gf of 5......



haha, I was thinking the same thing


Well now we know why he got divorced.

6/18/2010 4:15:06 PM EDT
[#35]




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Kiss her tonight OP!



I'm going on a "First Date" tomorrow! I've been divorced for 3yrs and recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5yrs.
I've got the "first date" jitters. Going tonight to buy a new shirt. I need one without a stain!




Uhhhhh just doing some mental math here and something doesn't compute........divorced 3, gf of 5......








haha, I was thinking the same thing


AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
6/18/2010 4:32:15 PM EDT
[#36]
As seen on a previous thread......

Give her the BP treatment.  Go in 5000 feet and break it off.

Or something like that.

Good Luck,
Medic2RN
6/18/2010 4:34:39 PM EDT
[#37]
PICS OR STFU
6/18/2010 6:12:11 PM EDT
[#38]
kiss her you damn pussy
6/18/2010 6:26:00 PM EDT
[#39]
No kiss... No pics... but an invite to go out on the JetSki with her tomorrow...
6/18/2010 6:26:51 PM EDT
[#40]
Just do it when you see her tongiht. In fact, try coppin a feel of her supple ass
6/18/2010 6:27:51 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
No kiss... No pics... but an invite to go out on the JetSki with her tomorrow...


FAIL.
6/18/2010 6:28:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
No kiss... No pics... but an invite to go out on the JetSki with her tomorrow...


FAIL
6/18/2010 6:33:19 PM EDT
[#43]
You need to get some whisky involved in this situation.
6/18/2010 6:39:01 PM EDT
[#44]
Forget about kissing her and go straight to swabbing her poopdeck!
6/18/2010 6:49:34 PM EDT
[#45]
Im 27, I live in Key Largo/Miami, I do pretty well with them women.  I'm far from saying Im god's gift to women however so take my experience for what its worth.  Theres too many "signs" to just give advice based on one.  But try to have fun, it's important for her that you are having a good time with her and she with you.  You need to play it cool and remember shes not the only single woman in this world.  When it comes time to bring them home, I usually like the line, "You know I'm a little old school, I would feel alot better if I can see you to your door."  This should be your first clue, if she accepts right away then more then likely you are in based on my experience.  Don't be dissuaded if she doesn't, some women are also polite and don't want to inconvience you with something as silly and chivalrous as seeing them to their door safely.  Ask politely one more time, I have alot of women say yes at this point because now they feel like you aren't being put out.  When it comes time for her to go inside believe it or not all the shit you see in the movies I find to be mostly true, if shes turns to you delays time, fidgets with keys, tells you how she had a great time and how much you made her laugh tonight..blah blah blah thats what you want.  I lean in about 75%, at this point you've commited and its obvious, the ball is in her court and comfortability zone as to wether she leans the other 25% and gives you a kiss on the lips or a kiss on the side of the cheek or even worse a plain old hug is up to her.  Remember and this is set in stone as gospel for ALL women.  LOOK IN HER EYES.  Eye contact is a must, especially on the first kiss.  If you shy away you might as well just give her a hug and write her off because she just did.  The eyes are so important, besides the kiss, which of coarse unless shes a very naughty girl, no tongue.  And keep it short and soft, leave the mash her face and fuck her like a pornstar shit for the when you two want a quickie, not the first day.  Thats the best I got, Its what I have learned and what I stick to that works for me.  YMMV

Oh and just incase you two both have a little too much alcohol, remember to bag it up.  I don't want to scare you but if you've been out of "the scene/game" for a while then you really don't realise how common shit like herpes is now, the CDC claims that 1 in 4-5 women have it, most don't even know it.  Not trying to scare you just remember to be safe.  Best of luck to you, I can't believe I typed this shit out, I feel old.....
6/18/2010 7:53:43 PM EDT
[#46]
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You're supposed to be banging by date #3 - you need to make your move today otherwise she's going to think you aren't interested & she's going to wonder what's wrong with her.



shit first date kiss 2 date bj


Usually dropping a "hot karl" is much more intimate than a first date.
6/18/2010 9:24:50 PM EDT
[#47]
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Kiss her tonight OP!

I'm going on a "First Date" tomorrow! I've been divorced for 3yrs and recently broke up with my girlfriend of 5yrs. I've got the "first date" jitters. Going tonight to buy a new shirt. I need one without a stain!



Uhhhhh just doing some mental math here and something doesn't compute........divorced 3, gf of 5......



haha, I was thinking the same thing

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I got a little head start.  
6/18/2010 9:31:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Don't know, how thick is the beard?  


His or hers?

6/18/2010 9:32:17 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
No kiss... No pics... but an invite to go out on the JetSki with her tomorrow...


Kiss her you dumbass. If you don't do it tomorrow it will be over for you.
6/18/2010 10:56:07 PM EDT
[#50]
Too late.





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