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5/3/2010 11:07:17 AM EDT
So my little guy gets a little crabby, figure he might want/need a nap.  I put him down and I have to change the oil in the cars so I figure while he's napping might be a good time to do so.  Wife is out with the other one running errands so I get started on my car, I'm in the middle of rotating my tires when the wife comes home.  Now she KNEW I was going to change the oil as I told her thats what I was going to do which is why I didn't go with them on errands and took the boy with me to go buy some oil and filters.



I get done with the tires and am in the middle of changing the oil on my car when she comes outside with the kids for whatever reason...the boy is 19 months old, he walks over and sticks his hand in the old oil and gets some on his shirt.



Wife throws a fit and guess whose fault it is?




Yep...because I left it on the ground and she thought I'd be done by then.



queue eject pics
5/3/2010 11:08:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Damn......Sounds like MY better half.
5/3/2010 11:09:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Tell her to get her ass back in the kitchen and to make you some sammiches!!!!

5/3/2010 11:11:04 AM EDT
[#3]
Of course it's your fault.  
5/3/2010 11:11:41 AM EDT
[#4]
So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
5/3/2010 11:11:54 AM EDT
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5/3/2010 11:13:44 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Tell her to get her ass back in the kitchen and to make you some sammiches!!!!


Then break in that new oil change by going and getting some hookers and blow.  
5/3/2010 11:14:01 AM EDT
[#7]
Bush's fault.



Duh!

5/3/2010 11:14:08 AM EDT
[#8]
you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity


IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen...
5/3/2010 11:15:57 AM EDT
[#9]
When she is sitting on the couch sneak up behind her and dump the oil on her head.
5/3/2010 11:16:01 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????







What?  It takes me a MAXIMUM of 20 minutes to change the oil and then maybe 10 minutes to rotate tires.  You've never went to sleep while your kid was asleep?  Seriously.



 
5/3/2010 11:17:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity


IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen...


F that noise. I have never been in a relationship like that.
We complain about our kids growing up to be sissies, and then we let women treat us like this?

5/3/2010 11:17:30 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity


IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen...


yup

5/3/2010 11:20:31 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Oh, if only we could all be the perfect dad like redseacraft ^^^^^
5/3/2010 11:21:22 AM EDT
[#14]
I know I dont stand outside my kids door when shes napping. Thats what baby gates are for.
am in the middle of changing the oil on my car when she comes outside with the kids for whatever reason...the boy is 19 months old, he walks over and sticks his hand in the old oil and gets some on his shirt.

She brought em out... her fault. You win.


Wait... you still lose. Vagina > Penis every time.
5/3/2010 11:22:25 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????







This post reeks of stupid. You can calm down on the punctuation, font formatting, and excessive emoticons.

 



It takes 20 minutes to change your oil.




Kids ususally sleep a bit longer than 20 minutes, and if they dont, they're ususally in some sort of crib/playpen/bed with rails/ anyway. And i'm sure pops was smart enough to leave a window open so he could hear the little bugger if he was awake and screaming for daddy.






5/3/2010 11:24:14 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
When she is sitting on the couch sneak up behind her and dump the oil on her head.


Dude you're fuckin' hilarious!
5/3/2010 11:26:49 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity


IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen...


+13 years of marriage :)

There are 5 words that are the secret to a happy successful marriage: "Its all my fault, dear."
5/3/2010 11:30:57 AM EDT
[#18]
If it has tits or tires ...............you got problems
5/3/2010 11:32:06 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity


IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen...


+13 years of marriage :)

There are 5 words that are the secret to a happy successful marriage: "Its all my fault, dear."


A happy wife is a happy life.

Almost at 11 years (May 29th).  Can't believe she hasn't killed me (or Bobbit'ed me) yet.
5/3/2010 11:33:03 AM EDT
[#20]
Man,I hate being nagged at,yet another reason not get married.There is not nor will there ever be a sound so headsplitting as a bitchy woman.
5/3/2010 11:34:09 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
you young married guys have to realize something to save your sanity


IF you have a penis, it is your fault..now and always, Amen...


+13 years of marriage :)

There are 5 words that are the secret to a happy successful marriage: "Its all my fault, dear."


Actually it's 6 words, "it's my fault, I'm sorry honey."

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5/3/2010 11:36:24 AM EDT
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Quoted:


So you were outside changing the oil and left your 1 1/2 year old unattended for how long??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????







You sleep with your kids?



 
5/3/2010 11:36:54 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Of course it's your fault.  


It's ALWAYS your fault, haven't figured that out yet?
5/3/2010 11:41:13 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
When she is sitting on the couch sneak up behind her and dump the oil on her head.



Makes me think of something I heard one day:  Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s the happiest to see you.
5/3/2010 11:41:15 AM EDT
[#25]
Fault = GW Bush.

You're good Bro!

Not your fault.
5/3/2010 11:42:14 AM EDT
[#26]
She needs a "Tony Danza".
5/3/2010 11:44:45 AM EDT
[#27]
Of course it's your fault.

It's sort of like the "Six Degree's of Seperation" thing...even if SHE did somehting stupid, within six connections she will make it YOUR fault!  
5/3/2010 11:48:44 AM EDT
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