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4/30/2010 7:00:35 PM EDT
I know I know....NEnq.....would this not be hilarious if true?

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OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_cheating_scandal_vera_baker_video_/celebrity/68589

PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.

And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous where the President was staying.

On the condition of anonymity, the limo driver said he took Baker "from a friend's home in the DC area to the Hotel George where I learned later that Obama would be spending the night."

The driver recalled that he "waited in the lobby while she went to change her outfit.

"But to the best of knowledge she did not have a room at the hotel and she was not staying there so I thought that it was a bit odd."

The driver said he then picked up Obama at the airport and drove both he and Baker to various locations while he was campaigning for funds.  Vera accompanied him to each meeting.

"About 10:30 PM, I drove them to the hotel and they went in together!"

"My services for the evening were done - and there was no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night."

A top DC source told The ENQUIRER exclusively that the driver's account had been independently corroborated by investigators who believe the couple spent the night together at the hotel.

The ENQUIRER has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence.

"Investigators are attempting to obtain a tape from the hotel (that) shows Vera and Barack together," the DC insider confided.

"If the tape surfaces, it will explode the scandal."
4/30/2010 7:01:34 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, there was that whole "going to my daughter's soccer game" thing that didn't make any sense...

ETA:  And the Enquirer actually has a track record in this regard...  John Edwards anyone?
4/30/2010 7:02:02 PM EDT
[#2]
So THAT'S where he went for that "soccer game" that nobody was allowed to see!



ETA: You gotta be shittin me, 28 seconds...

4/30/2010 7:02:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Just adds to his "street cred".
4/30/2010 7:02:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
So THAT'S where he went for that "soccer game" that nobody was allowed to see!

ETA: You gotta be shittin me, 28 seconds...


LOL!
4/30/2010 7:03:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Haven't we played this game before?  Is this one fat as well?
4/30/2010 7:03:26 PM EDT
[#6]
Two words: Larry Sinclair
4/30/2010 7:04:10 PM EDT
[#7]
4/30/2010 7:04:13 PM EDT
[#8]
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
4/30/2010 7:04:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Do ya blame the guy? Que the wookie pic....
4/30/2010 7:04:54 PM EDT
[#10]
National Enquirer?

What was the second story, Demon baby eats family?
4/30/2010 7:05:03 PM EDT
[#11]




Oh wait wrong democrat president.
4/30/2010 7:05:12 PM EDT
[#12]
he could burn a baby on national television while masturbating and 92% of African Americans, 99.9% of registered dumbocrats, 100% of the communist/progressives, and everyone in San Francisco would still vote for him.




and oh, yeah, national enquirer
4/30/2010 7:05:26 PM EDT
[#13]
gotta remember these people have broken a couple of these stories lately.  hell, they were on weeks before anyone else..
4/30/2010 7:05:45 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


he could burn a baby on national television while masturbating and 92% of African Americans, 99.9% of registered dumbocrats, 100% of the communist/progressives, and everyone in San Francisco would still vote for him.
and oh, yeah, national enquirer


edwards...



 
4/30/2010 7:07:03 PM EDT
[#15]
another wookie in the mix
4/30/2010 7:08:07 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Well, there was that whole "going to my daughter's soccer game" thing that didn't make any sense...



ETA:  And the Enquirer actually has a track record in this regard...  John Edwards anyone?


That's what I was thinking, but I'm not holding my breath.



 
4/30/2010 7:08:16 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
National Enquirer?

What was the second story, Demon baby eats family?


So you don't follow the news at all, do you?
4/30/2010 7:09:30 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Two words: Larry Sinclair


QFT

What is the saying his "muslim allies"use?  

"Women are for marriage and boys are for fun" or something like that.

4/30/2010 7:11:38 PM EDT
[#19]
"Not this shit again"
4/30/2010 7:11:52 PM EDT
[#20]
I could use some quality entertainment. Hopefully this is more like the john edwards story than the "bat boy" story.
4/30/2010 7:11:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Hell hath no fury like a wookie scorned!
4/30/2010 7:13:00 PM EDT
[#22]
Just saw this!!!  Hope it is allllllll fucking true.
4/30/2010 7:13:30 PM EDT
[#23]


me sources tell me this is the lass. pics of GTFO right?
4/30/2010 7:14:33 PM EDT
[#24]
I read the title, and thought "academic cheating" which would be amusing since no one remembers him being in school.

Quoted:
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/process_engineers/vera-baker1.jpg

me sources tell me this is the lass. pics of GTFO right?


It's an improvement, but still a ways to go.

Now if it were Rihanna...
4/30/2010 7:14:50 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/process_engineers/vera-baker1.jpg

me sources tell me this is the lass. pics of GTFO right?


If my options were Michelle or her?

No contest.  I'd be hitting that all night.
4/30/2010 7:15:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Wouldn't make a lick of difference if it were true. If anything, it would prove to be a useful distraction for the regime while they advance their agenda.
4/30/2010 7:16:25 PM EDT
[#27]
8? women slid off of Tiger.

Surely one won't affect the Teflon Don II.
4/30/2010 7:17:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Sell your stock in African aspirin factories now.
4/30/2010 7:17:22 PM EDT
[#29]
tag for the let down.
4/30/2010 7:17:31 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/process_engineers/vera-baker1.jpg

me sources tell me this is the lass. pics of GTFO right?


Nice
4/30/2010 7:17:55 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/process_engineers/vera-baker1.jpg

me sources tell me this is the lass. pics of GTFO right?





Nice nips
4/30/2010 7:18:02 PM EDT
[#32]
Hey, after having to see the Wookie on national TV , why begrudge The One (Sith Lord) a little Ewok on the side.
4/30/2010 7:18:22 PM EDT
[#33]
tag
4/30/2010 7:18:23 PM EDT
[#34]
Actually the National Enquirer isn't the same as it was say 10 or so years ago.



They have been sued so many times, that they are pretty careful about what they print these days.





This doesn't mean that that the story is factual...  It just means that their legal team reviewed it and determined that they could print it without liability.



Maybe there is something here, maybe not.  
4/30/2010 7:18:29 PM EDT
[#35]
why do all the Dem Presidents get caught with their winky hanging out of their pants?
4/30/2010 7:18:46 PM EDT
[#36]
I'm sure this page will be changing soon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_Baker

ETA: It's beginning
4/30/2010 7:18:55 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Sell your stock in African aspirin factories now.




WAG THE DOG!
4/30/2010 7:19:54 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Two words: Larry Sinclair


+1

...and Donald Young, who just so happened to be murdered during the onset of the campaign.
4/30/2010 7:19:55 PM EDT
[#39]
If you Google Vera Baker you'll find stories about this have been floating around for years now.

Hopefully they found something solid this time.
4/30/2010 7:20:33 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
why do all the Dem Presidents get caught with their winky hanging out of their pants?


Here is my opinion.
Progressives are after power. Power, so they can do what they want, for the most part.
This includes personal license on their part.
They also don't generally believe in traditional concepts of morality.
4/30/2010 7:20:45 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Sell your stock in African aspirin factories now.


4/30/2010 7:20:46 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Well, there was that whole "going to my daughter's soccer game" thing that didn't make any sense...

ETA:  And the Enquirer actually has a track record in this regard...  John Edwards anyone?


And Messy Jesse Jackson and his bastard child.  They are THE reliable source for this sort of thing.  They don't ever seem to report on the "Bat Boy" however.  
4/30/2010 7:21:42 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


National Enquirer?



What was the second story, Demon baby eats family?


the globe has the demon eating babies, the enquirer has rush limbaughs drug addiction, edwards affair...



 
4/30/2010 7:21:52 PM EDT
[#44]
Even if true.



Even if he admitted it.



Even if she admitted it.



Wookie would forgive him on national TV and even more dumbasses would love him for it because it showed his "human" side.



I'm not sure what people think will become of this.
4/30/2010 7:22:35 PM EDT
[#45]
He'll survive it.
4/30/2010 7:23:20 PM EDT
[#46]
I'll tag along.

_MaH
4/30/2010 7:23:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Well, there was that whole "going to my daughter's soccer game" thing that didn't make any sense...

ETA:  And the Enquirer actually has a track record in this regard...  John Edwards anyone?


this

4/30/2010 7:24:11 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/process_engineers/vera-baker1.jpg

me sources tell me this is the lass. pics of GTFO right?

Nope. Here she is:

4/30/2010 7:24:14 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Hell hath no fury like a wookie scorned!


pics of VERA BAKER should be sent to every email the wookie may even have a remote chance of seeing...  

Get to it guys.

http://www.facebook.com/michelleobama  

http://www.facebook.com/WhiteHouse
4/30/2010 7:24:15 PM EDT
[#50]
Weren't they the ones that said he was gay?
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