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Posted: 4/30/2010 12:09:07 PM EDT

I hope that Jesus has a case of Cookies-n-Cream Twix stashed somewhere, and gives me one.

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:06:18 PM EDT

[#1]

There is no beer....

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:07:38 PM EDT

[#2]

There will be no fun because its full of bible thumpers...

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:08:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
There is no beer....

Not foing.

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Posted: 4/30/2010 1:12:33 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

There is no beer....

That's why we drink it here...

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:35:22 PM EDT

[#5]

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:37:05 PM EDT

[#6]

No beer, but there are babies. Also, a 50/50 chance of rainforest natives, according to the latest research.

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:40:37 PM EDT

[#7]

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:45:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
There will be no fun because its full of bible thumpers...

Yeah, really.

If they want me to convert, they better start pushing heavenly strip clubs and angel orgies.

If those are "the sins of the flesh," I think I'll be much happier in hell.

Posted: 4/30/2010 1:54:07 PM EDT

[#9]

Edmund: No, no, no, no. No, you see, the thing about Heaven, is
that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go
on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot
plants...

Graveney: Ew...

Edmund: Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other
sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture –– those areas.

Posted: 4/30/2010 2:07:10 PM EDT

[#10]

where can i find this "Cookies-N-Creme Twix" you speak of?

Posted: 4/30/2010 2:21:35 PM EDT

[#11]

CoC #1

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