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4/29/2010 8:35:04 PM EDT




US army creates world’s worst PowerPoint slide

             
                           
               
       
       
       
             

   
     


   
           
       
   




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ABOVE: COMA AT 30 PACES: The US
military's Afghanistan-explained slide, credited to PA Consulting. PA
maintains an Auckland office, if this type of work appeals.





Via
the most excellent NZ Trade & Enterprise, our government has long
warned
about the dangers of Death by PowerPoint.




The US
military bureaucracy has been a little slower on the update.




A
slide shown by General Stanley McChrystal, head of US and NATO forces in
Afghanistan (above), is now zinging around the internet, held up as a
metaphor for America’s tangled policy in the region, and an example of
the perils of over-reliance on Microsoft’s presentation software.




“When
we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war,” The New York Times
reported General
McChrystal as saying when he first unveiled the slide last year.
 













But
as in the Middle East and Afghanistan, things are slowly starting to
dawn on Uncle Sam.




“PowerPoint makes us stupid,” Marine Corps
General James N. Mattis of the Marine Corps, the Joint Forces commander,
said this month at a military conference in North Carolina, reported
the Times.




He spoke without slides.




Another member of the
brass, Brigadier General H R McMaster, told the same conference that
PowerPoint was "an internal threat" (remember when they used to root out
Commies?).




“It’s dangerous because it can create the illusion of
understanding and the illusion of control,”  he told the Times, “Some
problems in the world are not bullet-izable.”








     

   




 
4/29/2010 8:40:08 PM EDT
[#1]
No way in hell am i trying to figure that one out.
4/29/2010 8:41:05 PM EDT
[#2]
pfft... makes perfect sense to me.
4/29/2010 8:41:18 PM EDT
[#3]
But they will be able to run the health care industry from Washington, no problem.
4/29/2010 8:42:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Holy Jesus


4/29/2010 8:43:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Fuck you powerpoint slide
4/29/2010 8:44:15 PM EDT
[#6]


4/29/2010 8:44:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Hey, I found Waldo!
4/29/2010 8:45:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Doesn't surprise me one bit.

I wonder how the soldier volun-told to click the mouse during the power point stayed awake during that slide
4/29/2010 8:45:59 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


Holy Jesus



be very scared, that is our strategy in afghanistan



 
4/29/2010 8:46:04 PM EDT
[#10]
1.  Duped as of a couple days ago-no link––-search for powerpoint yourself.
2.  I saw worse at my first day of JFC.
3.  This may be useful for those retards here that say Afghanistan is easy if they "just let the military do its job"

4/29/2010 8:47:17 PM EDT
[#11]





Bullshit.



I searched "Powerpoint slide" before I posted this and guess what?  FUCK ALL came up.








 
4/29/2010 8:47:49 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


1.  Duped as of a couple days ago-no link––-search for powerpoint yourself.

2.  I saw worse at my first day of JFC.

3.  This may be useful for those retards here that say Afghanistan is easy if they "just let the military do its job"






it is when you dont have a strategy that looks like THAT when written out.




 
4/29/2010 8:47:56 PM EDT
[#13]

Someone’s going to have to update a certain Gilbert & Sullivan song to include a line about Powerpoint and e-mail.
4/29/2010 8:49:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:


Bullshit.

I searched "Powerpoint slide" before I posted this and guess what?  FUCK ALL came up.


 


I guess you missed the 4 results that came up to include the 119 reply thread.
4/29/2010 8:50:24 PM EDT
[#15]
Fear and perceptions... YEP! That's Afghanistan!
4/29/2010 8:51:01 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
1.  Duped as of a couple days ago-no link––-search for powerpoint yourself.
2.  I saw worse at my first day of JFC.
3.  This may be useful for those retards here that say Afghanistan is easy if they "just let the military do its job"


it is when you dont have a strategy that looks like THAT when written out.
 


That is exactly what gets handed to every battlespace owner the second they hit the ground.  Maybe not the slide, but the situation depicted in the slide.  At least the slide lays it out for you.
4/29/2010 8:51:06 PM EDT
[#17]
Dupe
4/29/2010 8:51:46 PM EDT
[#18]
My favorite part is "Working draft - V3" in the lower right.  

It makes me wonder just how bad V1 and V2 were
4/29/2010 8:52:41 PM EDT
[#19]
actually i know i said it was no problem earlier, but i think this pic is appropriate for describing what most people think of that slide

4/29/2010 8:53:10 PM EDT
[#20]





Quoted:



Bullshit.





I searched "Powerpoint slide" before I posted this and guess what?  FUCK ALL came up.



 
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4/29/2010 8:55:33 PM EDT
[#21]
Holy fuck! What the hell were they thinking?
4/29/2010 8:56:00 PM EDT
[#22]
Power point or plate of spaghetti? You decide.
4/29/2010 9:00:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Bullshit.
I searched "Powerpoint slide" before I posted this and guess what?  FUCK ALL came up.
 


Three pages of DUPE right here.
Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal: 'We Have Met The Enemy And He Is PowerPoint'
( Page:  2   3  )
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1032942
Posted: 4/27/2010 7:54:54 AM PDT

4/29/2010 9:04:32 PM EDT
[#24]
This is old. I first recieved this powerpoint after an S-2 brief in mid December. And it was not considered cutting edge information. I looked back thorugh my email and I was sending it out to some friends of mine the week of xmas. It received about the same way in professional circles at is was in ARFCOM. I wish I could say its a spoof, or a haox. but it's not. it's real.