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4/29/2010 2:18:48 PM EDT
This is very important we need to stop the spread of this disease.

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;  otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , and Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

4/29/2010 2:39:45 PM EDT
[#1]
I see what you did there... and quite lame too.
4/29/2010 2:41:21 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm crushed....
4/29/2010 2:42:21 PM EDT
[#3]
I like it.... pretty good
4/29/2010 2:54:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I'm crushed....


Don't be crushed.  

I'll give it to you that you are creative though.  You had me "going" to about half way through and then I realized what was going on when "2008" came up.

obamanation had me wising up... but I thought it could have been a misspelling.
4/29/2010 3:02:09 PM EDT
[#5]
I work in a Union shop.........You would swear this is a real disease after a week in that shop.
4/29/2010 3:15:37 PM EDT
[#6]
I hate chain emails. Especially when they clutter up my favorite forum.
4/29/2010 3:17:55 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I hate chain emails. Especially when they clutter up my favorite forum.


Oh come on, that was funny.
4/29/2010 4:24:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I like it.... pretty good


Got a chuckle, over here
4/29/2010 4:35:14 PM EDT
[#9]
good one

hadn't seen it
4/29/2010 6:44:48 PM EDT
[#10]
6/10