Posted: 3/23/2002 2:27:01 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.isayeret.com/units/civi/civi-145.jpg[/img] Heh heh Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img] |
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Well I'll be dammed, you can light a fart! or mabye this: "Private John Smith does a dance of joy after discovering the largest intact piece of the truck that was carrying Osama Bin Ladin. The truck, which was carriying a heavy load of grenades and rifle ammunition in addition to the terrorist leader, was destroyed by a well-aimed hand grenade." |
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huhuhu.... Funny thing ocifer, there I was minden my own business and uh, well... you see there was this guy inthis ford pinto and well it was a , you see. , he just couldn't get the car to start and well.. his wife was comming and well.. you see she opened the door and jumped and she cause the rear of the car, yes the pinto sir, well she caused it the rear of the car that is to just scrape and they went driven off with sparks and well, I guess it was just to close to the gas tank ocifer... I hated to see that, I mean the pinto's almost a classic.. Well maybe not , but..... |
| [b]The Bridgestone-Firestone tire company continues to deny claims of spontaneous combustion despite evidence presented to the company as of late. "Tread-separation is one thing, but we have a hard time believing that 468 people have been killed by tires that 'just ignited'. It's ludicrous." said Bridgestone's CEO in a recent press-conference. Experimental ingredients in their newest line of tires are a possible cause of the recent incidents. Scientists have continued their ivestigation into the cause of these strange occurances despite the massive explosion at Bridgestone's labs last Tuesday.[/b] |