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4/8/2010 11:00:46 AM EDT
Heres the lowdown.

My grandpa and grandma split up for a bit recently now they are trying to get back together.


My family has basically disowned him, I however get along great with him.


I haven't talked to him in almost a year due to the recent events.


He told me to ask him for whatever I want in his will before all this SHTF.


All I want are his guns / military stuff. (he was in the RCAF and later became a commercial pilot)


I want to call him up and bullshit with him because I haven't talked to him in a while.


I also want to mention this stuff too at some point in the future.


What's the best way to go about doing this without sounding like a greedy asshole?




The collection isn't huge but heres what I know is in it:

Sig 9mm p226?

S&W snub nose with XL wood grip (he told me its a rare model)

Ruger mk II

Really old bolt action rifle. (My dad thinks its a .22) but I remember him vaporizing ducks with it when i was little.

Who knows what else.

 
4/8/2010 11:02:47 AM EDT
[#1]
4/8/2010 11:03:11 AM EDT
[#2]
So, hey, when you die this is a list of your stuff that I want...
eta I am an old guy.  This wouldn't bother me a bit as long as I like you.
4/8/2010 11:04:28 AM EDT
[#3]
Talk to him a few times first.

He most likely won't mind since you stayed in contact with him.
4/8/2010 11:04:38 AM EDT
[#4]
Ask him to go shooting with you. Talk about the guns.
4/8/2010 11:05:07 AM EDT
[#5]
I fart quite regularly.  Its actually good for you
4/8/2010 11:05:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
So, hey, when you die this is a list of your stuff that I want...




eta I am an old guy.  This wouldn't bother me a bit as long as I like you.


This.

OP you're a douche nozzle.  Congratulations.
4/8/2010 11:05:21 AM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


So, hey, when you die this is a list of your stuff that I want...
eta I am an old guy.  This wouldn't bother me a bit as long as I like you.
Sounds good. I've always been the favored grandson, everyone else in my family is a dirty libtard.

 
4/8/2010 11:08:19 AM EDT
[#8]
Nice of you to think of him, but there is no way to ask for his shit without being seeming like a greedy asshole.   Talk to him.  Hang out with him.  Be glad that you can gain a little of his wisdom.  Then steer the conversation toward his guns.
4/8/2010 11:10:03 AM EDT
[#9]


When I go the only thing I plan to leave behind is the bill for the funeral.

4/8/2010 11:10:24 AM EDT
[#10]
My father put me in charge of the disposal of his guns when he passes. He did it because I have an large interest in all things gun. While my siblings enjoy them I am the tech guy for them. <shrug>

Let him know after a few conversations. If he likes you, you may get lucky.
4/8/2010 11:10:52 AM EDT
[#11]
so you took sides in an issue with your grandparents
you had a realtionship with your grandfather, but there there was trouble that had NOTHING to do with you personally?
and
YOU, didnt talk to the old man for a year


now you want to make sure you get all his stuff before the body's cold



my response,








as an old guy...


GET OFF MY LAWN YOU GREEDY ASSHOLE....I wouldn't leave you the sweat off my left one...
CHEF


4/8/2010 11:15:47 AM EDT
[#12]
us old farts like it when you whipper snappers take us shooting.
We also like to watch you make asswipes out of yourselves trying to get our guns.   There is no early inheritance program!
4/8/2010 11:26:06 AM EDT
[#13]
You better hope your grandfather hasn't befriended his Hmong neighbors.







4/8/2010 11:42:04 AM EDT
[#14]
I have an older brother who likes to say this.

"Do you know what you say about a man that dies without a penny to his name?"

"He timed that just about right."
4/8/2010 11:45:21 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:





All I want are his guns / military stuff.




What's the best way to go about doing this without sounding like a greedy asshole?


That ship has already sailed.



 
4/8/2010 11:45:58 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
us old farts like it when you whipper snappers take us shooting.
We also like to watch you make asswipes out of yourselves trying to get our guns.   There is no early inheritance program!






So you haven't talked to him in a year or so, but the thought of "DIBS" runs through your head?
Lets say he passes away.... and you still haven't talked to him?


Good job.
4/8/2010 12:02:04 PM EDT
[#17]
You're gonna sound like an ass no matter what.